​Yes! The weekend is finally over! Hopefully you're having a better day than facebook employees. *We could spend a month coming up with all the different things that trigger our anxiety but few come close to the feeling of being stoned and not knowing why. *Doomscrolling! Facebook is still down and the longer it stays down, the more worried people are about the idea of using craigslist and myspace again. Move over ivermectin, Merck has entered the chat. Police and teachers warn about the felonious behaviors being promoted on tik tok. A couple on vacation in Arkansas find a huge diamond in the ground and Lazlo finds a huge hole in Slim's head. *A couple in D.C. claim they accidentally bought the house where the actual exorcist took place. *Julia's bf spent the weekend alone and he's finally feeling happy and whole again. *Been awhile? Here are some indications that you might be in serious need of romance. *It's just facebook and it was just down for a day but don't tell Lazlo and Slimfast that. They're both floating away on the river of conspiracies. *Another Monday in the books. Have a great day/night and please stop back by tomorrow. If our keycards still work, we'll be here. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!