It's Monday and that means we need to go around the table and see if anyone got rich watching sports this weekend. *The hot new parenting trend is something called "sittervising". What is it? I'm not totally sure. I think it's when your kids go play and you aren't constantly up their ass. *How do non-Americans spot Americans in other countries? There are several ways and I'm not apologizing for any of them because I'm American! *Doomscrolling!! One of the doctors who helped evaluate Tua Tagovailoa has been fired. A Pittsburgh man died at a Steelers game this weekend in some sort of escalator accident. *Nick Wright is on the program! He says we're all a lot pooer because we didn't take his picks this weekend. *What are some things that guys pretend to be into just to get women? I think this would have been easier if we just named the few things that guys are actually into. *Boom! Thank you for listening to the podcast. Please visit www.lazlo.church where you can find links for all our socials and browse Church of Lazlo's new fall line. Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!