I love Mondays! I'm sorry, I know that many of you don't share my passion but I can't think of a better feeling in the world than showing up to work on Monday, my key card working, and everyone looking at me like I'm supposed to be here. *Did you win your bets this weekend? Me neither! *What's the dumbest cheating excuse you've ever heard from a guy? Next time he should try the old, "It was my birthday!" *Doomscrolling!! How long would you wait in line to see a famous dead person? Long hard would you fight to gain entry into a country that flies you to Martha's Vineyard for free? How long would you spend in prison to pwn Crazy Nancy? Buy now! Pay Later!!! The Gap didn't like Kanye's trashbag idea so they're parting ways. *Nick Wright is on the show! Don't miss his big "Lock of the Week"!! *Biologically speaking, Matt Walsh shouldn't exist. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Swing by our website www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!