Lazlo's team is getting better every day. We just have to get the defense to start listening to their coach. *Football started this weekend! Did your team win? Snowcone and Slimfast got to watch their Chiefs dominate in their season opener. Lazlo learned that his team might have more problems than expected. Did you at least win some money? Slimfast accidentally won $40! Unfortunately, Lazlo lost enough to buy a pretty sweet used motorcycle. *Things that need to end because it's 2022 and we're sick of it. *Doomscrolling!! Trump something something. King Charles has already lost all of his good faith and ruined his reputation. Tim Allen is retiring as Santa Claus and Peyton Manning is taking his place? Britney is done performing and she really hates her dad. *Online sports gambling is legal here and we're all going to get rich!! *What car screams "Douchebag" when you see it? It's hard for me to choose. I think I like all the cars. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Don't forget to visit www.lazlo.church Good luck with all your bets! -Everybody Wang Chung!!