Yo! I love seeing you after the weekend. I'm always worried you're gonna find some other show and start ignoring me. I can't help it. I'm sorry. *How do tell your spouse you just aren't in the mood? Probably best to play it safe and just tell them you don't think they're attractive anymore. *Doomscrolling! Hurricane IDA decided to throw the worst anniversary party possible. Afghanistan is still a mess and we're about out of time to try and get people out. COVID numbers continue to break all the wrong records in America. Ed Asner passed away at 91. A New York landlord finds herself homeless after her residents stopped paying rent over a year ago. If you're missing a Rhino head, the police would like to speak with you. *Nick Wright is on the program and he's looking to pick a fight. *What are bathroom prison rules and why are they being taught to kids in elementary school? *Racist man story. Racist women story. *How far have you gone to impress an ex? Kick her out of a concert? Kidnap her and pretend to be rescue her? The options are virtually limitless. *Thank you!! See ya tomorrow!! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!