Why is Lazlo late? What's that? He's in the bosses office? The boss across the hall? Oh boy. *Julia found her DARE workbook from the 5th grade and brought it in to share with us. Sounds like 5th-grade-Julia would be pretty disappointed to be hanging out with us. I'm guessing adult Julia ain't exactly over the moon about it either. *Doomscrolling! The Pfizer vaccine is fully approved which is great news because we all took that thing months ago. Floods in Tennessee are the craziest weather story today. Toxic algae blooms, nuff said. Remember Four Seasons Total Landscaping? Laura Jane Grace remembers. You're not a horse. You're not a cow. *The four of us had a little Zoom meeting this morning and it couldn't be clearer which one of us is Mom and Dad's favorite. *Tips for breaking up with someone you live with do not include joint custody of a dog. *Whoa! Nick Wright surprised us with a call today and the story he shares is horrific. *Greatest on-screen couples of all time? If you said, Goldie Hawn and Mel Gibson, you're the only one. *Have a fantastic morning/day/night! See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!