Most people have at least joke memorized, one phone number memorized, and on great idea for a new reality show. *Julia just learned that the best to get Lazlo's advice is not asking for it. *Could Bennifer 2.0 already be in trouble? Lazlo seems to think so. *Doomscrolling!!! Just like early 00's fashion trends, COVID is making a comeback. Rescuers in New York rush to lift a car off an injured mother and her baby. A armless man has been going around random stores telling women he wants to rub and massage their feet. Did cops try to plant drugs on someone at a traffic stop? *The most annoying thing rich people do without realizing. *Ever write a bad review about a business? Careful, you could get sued. *We have a new all-time creepiest ring doorbell video. *What would you do if you woke up and discovered your bank accidently deposited $50 billion in your account? Lazlo says you gotta take it to the casino and he makes a compelling argument. *No socks, no shoes, no service. *Have a great day! See ya tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!