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<p>Yo! Lazlo was sick the last couple days but we're back and it feels so good. Well, Lazlo feels okay but he took daytime cold meds and they're about to kick in. *A new study from UCLA found that men love meat more than women because they think it makes them masculine and Lazlo totally agrees. Here's the short list of other things men do to be masculine and most of them involve taking dumb risks. *Doomscrolling!!! Did a hotel employee prevent a mass shooting at the MLB All Star game? -The country is on fire and "fire season" isn't even close to being over.- Robert E. Lee surrenders, again.- Someone auctioned a&nbsp;Mario 64 for almost $1.5 million.-Florida will pay you to kill snakes.- A restaurant owner blames welfare for his staffing problems. He sounds like a douche nozzle. -A carnival ride malfunctioned and the video went viral this weekend.&nbsp;<a href="https://bit.ly/3hzXHTl">https://bit.ly/3hzXHTl</a>&nbsp;*Richard Branson is the first private citizen to fly himself to space. *You're using the stuff in your house wrong. *Heinz has started a real petition and they want hot dogs and buns to be sold in matching numbers. *What secrets are you keeping from your family or partner? *Keystone Light may have saved a man's life. I can't say they've ever saved my life but they've certainly improved my evenings. *We are outta here! I love you more than you know! Text this podcast to your friends and lie to them about how great it is. That would really help us out. You can stream the show live or listen to the podcast on the Audacy app.&nbsp;<a href="https://redirect.is/m0odpr2">https://redirect.is/m0odpr2</a>​&nbsp; See you soon! -Everybody Wang Chung!!</p>

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