It's Monday!!! This is the best I'm gonna feel all week!! Slimfast says he feels slightly weird texting Lazlo's sons and wants to know if he should always include Lazlo on the texts. *We all have interests and hobbies but there seems to be a few that end up defining people. It's a Jeep thing, wouldn't understand. *Doomscrolling!! The search for survivors in the collapsed building continues, good guy with a bad guy's gun gets shot by a different good guy with a gun, naked sun bathers get startled by a deer and lost in the woods, birds are getting sick and dying and scientists don't know why, a man suspected in a 14 year-old crime just caught himself. *You may think strip teases are sexy but Lazlo assures you they are not. *Time to check in with Instagram @churchoflazlo and answer some questions. *Were you in a clique in high school? Is your clique still a thing in high schools today? *A New Yorker visits the Midwest for the first time and wrote about all the things that really surprised him. *The internet thinks everyone should know a few things about what it's like to be poor. *That's it! It's time to get a drink. Let's meet up at the same time again tomorrow!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!