It's Monday and we're downing margaritas and firing off sexts! Let's get this thing started! *Julia is still recovering from her Christmas theme party she had this weekend. How long can you make it if you start drinking at 2pm? For me, not long. *Guys are doing a lot of things that unintentionally scare women. Stop picking girls up, calling them "Baby", and blocking their cars in with your car. Wait..who's doing that? *Doomscrolling! Only ten mass shootings over the weekend. If you love hearing testimony about the Jan 6th riot, there's gonna be must-see tv for you this week. We're making baby formula again! Analysts predict $6 gas by Labor Day. Top Gun 2 is still killing it at the box office. A former judge in Wisconsin was killed in a horrifying targeted attack. The Uvalde mother who was put in handcuffs before entering the school claims that the police threatened her about not talking to the media. *A woman picks up a free couch on Craigslist and finds $36k in the cushions when she gets home. Did she give it back? Would you give it back? *You're sexting all wrong! Experts claim that sexting can be healthy for a relationship but there are some hazards you should try to avoid (unless you're the hyper-sexter, Baby!) *Google released a new map showing the words that each state has the most trouble spelling. The real news here is the fact that people actually type out "how do you spell ___" into the search bar. *Is it too much to ask for some freaking drones with freaking tasers on their heads? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo We also have a website www.lazlo.church -Everybody Wang Chung!!

<p>It's Monday and we're downing margaritas&nbsp;and firing off sexts! Let's get this thing started! *Julia is still recovering from her Christmas theme party she had this weekend. How long can you make it if you start drinking&nbsp;at 2pm? For me, not long. *Guys are doing a lot of things that unintentionally scare women. Stop picking girls up, calling them "Baby", and blocking their cars in with your car. Wait..who's doing that? *Doomscrolling! Only ten mass shootings over the weekend. If you love hearing testimony about the Jan 6th riot, there's gonna be must-see tv for you this week. We're making baby formula again! Analysts predict $6 gas by Labor Day. Top Gun 2 is still killing it at the box office. A former judge in Wisconsin was killed in a horrifying targeted attack. The Uvalde mother who was put in handcuffs before entering the school claims that the police threatened her about not talking to the media. *A woman picks up a free couch on Craigslist and finds $36k in the cushions when she gets home. Did she give it back? Would you give it back? *You're sexting all wrong! Experts claim that sexting can be healthy for a relationship but there are some hazards you should try to avoid (unless you're the hyper-sexter, Baby!) *Google released a new map showing the words that each state has the most trouble spelling. The real news here is the fact that people actually type out "how do you spell ___" into the search bar. *Is it too much to ask for some freaking drones with freaking tasers on their heads? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram&nbsp;@churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo&nbsp;We also have a website www.lazlo.church -Everybody Wang Chung!!</p>

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