Yo! Bots beware! Looks like Elon just took over Twitter. People seem to have strong feelings about this news, one way or the other. I do not. *Have your kids suddenly been asking you to purchase them packets of Crystal Light powder? If you answered yes, it's already too late for them. *Do we now know why people complained about Bill Murray on the set of his new movie? Sounds like he was pulling ponytails and touching shoulders. *Doomscrolling!! Disney vs Florida is just getting started and that makes this the perfect time to talk about how awesome Universal Studios is. How much would you pay for a fixer-upper with a squatter in the basement? Depends on the squatter, am I right? Eh? This guy knows what I'm talking about. *You go back in time and visit your 13-year-old self but you only get to say three words. Unlike Slimfast, choose wisely. *Was Slimfast on the Brady Bunch? Why does he know Alice? Does he get royalties? *Julia is out sick today and that makes this the perfect time to go over some important things about guy code. *Can a rollercoaster be so scary that it makes people poop their pants? Yes. *Have a great day! Hope you have your 13-year-old self better advice than Slimfast but I can't think of a single thing that could have been worse. So you should be good. -Everybody Wang Chung!!