When did liquor get delicious? Root Beer Schnapps in the 80's?  We argue that the science of making liquor taste like candy was not perfected until recently. *If you can prove that you've got a super power, you can win $250k. This is a serious thing. A lot of people have applied. No one has won. You can check it out on our twitter @churchoflazlo *Headlines! Biden's droppin bombs! J&J is dropping vaccines! Cuomo is dropping apologies! Hasbro is dropping "Potato Head Person" and bringing back "Mr and Mrs"! *Has a documentary evey made you love a celebrity? Jeriney spent two and half hours this weekend watching Billie Eilish grow up and now she thinks they're besties. *Is it possible for a man to reach middle age and not be accused of having a mid-life-crisis? *Wanna start an OnlyFans? Apparently Ohio State had a seminar for that. *Nick Wright is on the show and he gives us bts details about his marital woes. *That's all for today! Thanks for the memories! -Everybody Wang Chung!