How was your weekend? Slimfast yelled at a girl scout and Lazlo says he did the right thing. *How do you try to figure out people's names you're supposed to already know? We have some tips! *Headlines! The storms in Texas are over but now come the insurance claims. Half a million Americans have died from COVID. Teachers need to learn how to mute their mics in Zoom meetings. *Angry guy yells at families for waiting in line at a food pantry. They arrested him. Good. *If you've seen the Cecil Hotel thing on Netflix then you know about Morbid. Well, he needs our help. *A mom with an OnlyFans says parents want to kick her kids out of school. *A guy opens his Hello Fresh bag and received a strange ingredient. **Chris D'Elia apologized on YouTube and the reaction has been a little mixed. *The top US Presidents you want to have a drink with. *Have a great night! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!