Yo! Everyone have a good weekend? If you're currently residing in the United States, there's a pretty good chance you watched a little football this weekend. If not, you can't fast forward a couple of minutes. *A woman didn't know she won a $3 million lottery prize because the notification ended up in her email's junk folder. *Speaking of checking junk folders and going through your mail, what are some other things about adulthood that no warned you about? *Doomscrolling! A first-year junior high school teacher in Texas was caught on tape complaining about her students and some people think she should be fired. Mark Cuban is launching a new pharmacy and he's promising drastically lower costs on life-saving medications. A 48-year-old man was caught on camera screaming at teenage girls working at a smoothie store and he's now lost his job as an advisor for Merrill Lynch. *From snow showers on the beach to executive bathrooms, what are some things that every person needs to experience at least once? *An elated Nick Wright from FS1's First Thing's First is on the show! We're talking Chiefs/Bills and what to make of another Aaron Rodgers playoff loss. *Thanks for listening! Have a great day and please remember to follow us on social @churchoflazlo  /r/churchoflazlo on reddit and check out www.lazlo.church when you get a chance. See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!