What a weekend! How bout those Chieeeeeeefs!!! Sure, other things technically happened this weekend but they're not worth mentioning. *It's been said before but now it's been studied; men with small penises like fast cars. *Lazlo signs Slimfast up for a media mixer bowling tournament against Slim's wishes. *Doomscrolling!! Do you think Alec Baldwin should have been charged? Pam Anderson says Tim Allen flashed her on the set of Home Improvement. A little girl in Rhode Island thinks her parents are a couple of liars and she has now involved the authorities. *In case I go missing, don't look for me. *Americans have voted and they think most landmarks are lame. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! You can watch us record the show live each day at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and please visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and links to all our socials. Have a great day!