*As a Michigander, this is Lazlo's moment and he's going to enjoy it. Let's go Blue! 

*Slimfast has some bad news, but he refuses to divulge until Lazlo promises to keep his cool. 

*The Iowa Caucuses are only one week away! Are you excited??

*Who is Jo Koy? What's a Golden Globe? What happened to Ricky Gervais? 

*A dog ate a couple's $4,000 in cash and the husband was put on dookie duty.

*Did Epstein save videos of high-profile celebrities engaging in illegal acts with minors? If those thumb drives do exist, they might be worth something. 

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