Lazlo watched the Colin Kaepernick movie on Netflix and he's gonna give us his thoughts. *Lazlo tricks his kids into thinking he's giving them money but it's all smoke and mirrors. *Jeriney found $100 bill in the hallway of her apartment building. Because she's Jeriney, she took the money to the front office and asked if anyone was looking for it. The front office finally tells her to just keep it but there ends up being a catch. *Doomscrolling! Another person has now died as a result of their injuries at the Travis Scott concert. It's almost COVID season! Today we learned Slimfast once tried to steal a sick kid's wish. A woman tries to give some flowers and money to a lion in the Bronx zoo. *What's the weirdest thing you've ever pleasured yourself to? *It looks like Britney Spears is done with her conservatorship. *Horny always wins. *Have a great weekend! Follow us on twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo  See you Monday!   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!