Yo! No idea why but we kick things off asking Lazlo about his time in the slammer. It doesn't sound like much fun. *Question from the text line. A texter says her childhood friend is now a sex worker involved in BDSM. She's worried about her friend's safety and wants to know whether or not to say something. *Slimfast HATES when Daylight Savings ends. Or maybe when it starts. Whatever. Lazlo says he doesn't have to abide by clock changes. This infuriates Julia and leads to some full blown Shaq math. *Doomscrolling! Phoenix Suns owner is under investigation for creating a toxic work place. Pfizer says they now have a pill to treat people who already have COVID. The NFL has launched a full investigation into Aaron Rodgers. The Rock says he's never going to allow real guns on the sets of his movies. A high school student beat the holy hell out of an administrator. A hero dog chased off a giant mountain lion. *What's Pete Davidson's secret? *What do you never buy new? Lazlo says houses and cars are the only acceptable answers. *How do you text someone for the first time. We ended up naming this conversation, "Have you ever even been surfing." *Have a great weekend! We miss you on the weekend so reach out on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo -Everybody Wang Chung!!!