Minutes before we got to the studio to start the show, someone pulled up outside and dropped something off for Lazlo that would change our day completely. *Reddit and Lazlo finally got to Slimfast. His life savings is on the line. Diamond Hands to the moon!! *Doomscrolling! Do you love calling people who never answer the phone? You'll love 911. The Pope says no one should turn down Biden for communion. Eat that wafer fam! Breast implants are gonna start coming with a warning. Panic at LAX! Cuomo's bad year is getting worse. Facebook is so Meta. The Brian Laundrie conspiracies are here to stay. This year's annual Halloween scare? Delta-8 gummies. *Nick Wright is on the show and he can't wait to ruin Lazlo's weekend. *Don't be a Stew. Be a Steve. *Women talk about the most non-sexual intimate things to do with a partner. Lazlo says Venmo trumps them all. *It's Lazlo's favorite! Merriam-Webster has added a ton of new words to their dictionary. *It's over. Time goes too fast when we're together. I'm always sad to see it end but I take comfort in the fact that we will be together again on Monday. I hope you have a great weekend. I hope Michigan crushes Michigan State. Kansas City, Detroit, Las Vegas, Dallas. We love you more than you'll ever know. Have a great weekend! Happy Halloween! -Everybody Wang Chung!!