*College football is almost here! Is it worth spending money on a big school just to get the full college experience?

*Forbes posted an article about the do's and don'ts of dating apps. 

*U2 announces a new movie that will playing at The Sphere in Vegas and Slimfast is demanding that everyone go.

*Florida State is playing in Dublin. Slim wants to know which teams Lazlo thinks will be next to change their names.

*That time Slimfast tried to court a girl with a "wooden" leg, only to have her ultimately reject him.

*A beautiful woman with a seal head. Yes, we're doing this again. 

*HBO's new docuseries Chimp Crazy already has people talking. 

*Did AI kick Juvenile off an American Airlines flight? You know, the rapper. You know, Back That Azz Up.

*Pop star Lily Allen adopted a dog and returned it because she was annoyed by its behavior. 

*Slimfast goes on an epic rant about his hometown of Kansas City. This triggers Lazlo to go on an epic rant about creditors and credit scores. Whew! That felt good. 

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