It's Friday! There is no one on earth we'd rather spend a Friday afternoon with than you. Seeing as how we're such good friends, do you think we could have your WiFi password? *Cracker Barrel done goofed! We go there for giant packs of Pez and miniature bottles of half-real syrup. We do NOT go there for Woke Burgers! *Our merch store has a new look and new stuff! Check it out www.lazlo.church *What's stressing you out today? Inflation and wars in eastern Europe cause a lot of Americans to stress but those things don't come close to topping the list. *Doomscrolling!! Apparently, Batgirl wasn't even good enough to be a DC Movie. Girls like discovery, boys like HBO. Russia says they're ready to resume talks of a prisoner swap to get Brittney home. Dick Cheney might not get invited to play golf at Mar-a-Lago anytime soon. Four people were struck by lightning in DC and two of them died. This British woman wants people to know that having the most vaginal tattoos in the country does not make someone a bad mother. *Do you have nude photos of your ex on your phone? Can I see them? *They say we all eventually become our parents but what if Lazlo is my daddy? *iCarly, Sears catalogs, and alcoholics anonymous. What do these things have in common? Nothing. That's why it's time to wrap this up. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Smash that subscribe button and leave a review! Have a great weekend.-Everybody Wang Chung!!!