Todgers out, it's Friday!! We need to clear up some confusion about our social media accounts. If you want to reach Lazlo, reach out to him on twitter @lazlothebuzz or @churchoflazlo. Lazlo is mainly a twitter guy. If you want to reach out to Slimfast, follow him @slimfast965 and @churchoflazlo on Instagram. Slimfast is mainly an Instagram guy. If you want to reach Jeriney, follow her @jeriney and The Church of Lazlo facebook page. Jeriney in mainly a facebook gal. *Remember kids, if you're gonna do the crime, make sure the payoff potential is worth it. Brandishing a firearm and shooting at a moving vehicle is not worth a $200 payout on the CashApp. *Apparently, Americans desperately need more vacation time. The fact that people are willing to take a pay cut and give up Netflix just for an extra couple weeks of time off is not a great sign. *Doomscrolling!!! The world is on fire, running out of water, and flooding all at the same time. LA says it's time to start wearing masks indoors again. GET VACCINATED PEOPLE! YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR ALL OF US!! Did you know that you can download celebrity voices for your Alexa device? The PM of Australia wants you to know that he did not poop his pants in 1997 at a McDonalds after a rugby match. Illinois is the first state to tell cops that they can no longer lie to juvenile suspects during interrogations. Who knew hot air balloon rides could be dangerous? *We've all heard people discuss what type of advice they'd give their younger selves. How about specifically asking people over 40 the advice they'd give people in their 20's? *Odds are, you've had sex with a coworker. If you haven't, odds are you'd still like it to be an option. *Lazlo has caused a lot of controversy over the years with all his, "I could beat up that animal" talk. Someone sent us an actual strategy guide from experts on how to defend against several types of specific animals. *Do you remember the moment you realized your relationship was over? Lazlo remembers the moment Slimfast manipulated his ex-wife into getting a divorce. *Have a great weekend!! Do something fun and please don't forget.....Everybody Wang Chung!!!