We did it! Five-day work week baby! You won't find a group of harder working people in podcasting. You got five quality shows this week and it didn't cost ya a thing! *Slimfast's days of being a dad are already behind him. Now he can get back to smashing and dancing. *Gentleman, if you have these opinions, don't go telling them to women on a first date. *Doomscrolling!! No matter how badly your day is going, just be thankful you're not Britney Griner. Hi! I'm calling because my records indicate that you could be saving hundreds of dollars a year when you bundle your home phone and internet with Space X! If you're listening to this podcast at the airport, you might be stuck there for a while. Another day, another seemingly friendly and approachable bison attacks a park visitor. Turn that down! The whole neighborhood doesn't need to hear your crappy music. *Lazlo's lady has something she'd like to show him. *Are you experiencing frequent urination during road trips to the Hamptons? Ask you're hair stylist if bladder Botox is right for you. (Side effects may include a smooth bladder, trouble urinating during road trips to the Hamptons, uncontrollable fits of rage, constipation, and death. Always consult with strangers on Instagram or some chick at the spa before beginning treatment) *It's 4th of July Weekend! We do some dumb things in the country but we still do some awesome things too! Let's turn to the internet to help us remember what some of those things are. *That's it. We're done. I don't want to type anymore. Have a great weekend! -Everybody Wang Chung!!