Lazlo and Jeriney are preparing a "Slimervention" and it catches Slimfast off guard. *Nick went on TV and named his favorite radio person in the country. Congratulations to that guy. *Doomscrolling! Buildings are falling down but congress and the White House are close to getting them fixed, Derek Chauvin gets sentenced to over 20 years, a teen gets stuck in a dressing room which happens to be an old bank vault, Conan ended his talk show last night, birds aren't real or some birds aren't real. *Timberlake tried to say something nice about Britney but the internet says he's to blame for everything. *Geiger retention. *There's a strike happening on Tik Tok. *The most popular things on American's bucket lists. Julia wants to do stand up. *All our drinking plans have been ruined tonight because of the weather here. Hopefully is nice wherever you are right now. We appreciate you and we can't wait to see you again in a couple days. Have a great weekend! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!