It's Friday and someone dropped off a care package for Lazlo! *A high school teacher is in trouble for handing out a sex survey to his students. On a scale of 1-5, how much does this survey turn you on? *Doomscrolling! Lori Vallow is unfit, gas prices are too damn high, airports are the hot new vaccination spot, a woman in Ohio is now a millionaire because she got vaccinated, mental health kiosks are a thing, Cicadas pee....a lot. *Unpopular opinions! Lazlo thinks recycling is a scam and pineapple on pizza is a crime. *Where's the line between reasonable and unreasonable favor requests from friends and family? *The true story of Lazlo's Jordache jeans. *Lazlo and Slimfast almost come to blows over Forrest Gump. *Thanks for listening! Have a great weekend and please remember Everybody Wang Chung!!!