Hi! Pretend like I used a little smiley emoji there! Jeriney is a good person and she's doing charity work today. Lazlo refuses to do charity unless it involves competition or just donating cash. *Men spend more time getting ready than women? I'm not sure I buy that. Men care more about women's looks than women care about men's. Now that sounds about right to me. *Doomscrolling! The blue slime kidnaper, a stolen ambulance, turning a major corner on the pandemic, donating babies at restaurants, serial spitters, and the airlines weighing passengers. *How do you like your steak cooked? Really? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. *A discussion about unpopular music opinions leads to someone talking trash on the Foo Fighters which leads to Lazlo losing his cool. *Lazlo and Slimfast both wrecked their cars when they were sixteen. One of them had to take a breathalyzer and one of them left the scene of an accident. Any guesses? *Minor league baseball is using AI to help ref games, Patrick Mahomes wants microchips in footballs, and Lazlo is having none of it. *We try to be open minded and accepting but some requests are just too much. 

<p>Hi! Pretend like I used a little smiley emoji there! Jeriney is a good person and she's doing charity work today. Lazlo refuses to do charity unless it involves competition or just donating cash. *Men spend more time getting ready than women? I'm not sure I buy that. Men care more about women's looks than women care about men's. Now that sounds about right to me. *Doomscrolling! The blue slime kidnaper, a stolen ambulance, turning a major corner on the pandemic, donating babies at restaurants, serial spitters, and the airlines weighing passengers. *How do you like your steak cooked? Really? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. *A discussion about unpopular music opinions leads to someone talking trash on the Foo Fighters which leads to Lazlo losing his cool. *Lazlo and Slimfast both wrecked their cars when they were sixteen. One of them had to take a breathalyzer and one of them left the scene of an accident. Any guesses? *Minor league baseball is using AI to help ref games, Patrick Mahomes wants microchips in footballs, and Lazlo is having none of it. *We try to be open minded and accepting but some requests are just too much.&nbsp;</p>

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