Heck of a show today! Julia helped us give back to the community and we're super proud of her! Lazlo wants to move to North Korea. *We practice "teasing" today because our boss says we do a lousy job. I resent that. I think I'm a great tease. *Lady GaGa's dogs were dognapped and she's offering $500k for their safe return! *Doomscorlling! Doctors are advising against Gwyneth Paltrow's medical advice. Good news from Washington state for people who like illicit drugs. *We're taking questions today for "None of Your Business". Winner gets a box of old stuff from Slim's office. *Huge celebrity is on the show today and he's got beef with one of our significant others. (Sounds confusing but you'll just have to listen) *Eighteen years on the air and we've never once played FMK. Let's give it a go. *Do people ask for your advice about specific things because you're knowledgeable? Let's see what everyone on the show thinks their good at. *Have a great weekend! Don't sleep in too late on Saturday and Sunday. You'll regret it. Wake up w early and go grocery shopping or something. Thanks for listening!  -Everybody Wang Chung!