Lazlo is back but not quite 100%. He's just trying to avoid another "Specs Howard" incident today. *You're never too old for videos games or riding on the back of a grocery cart but what about snuggling with a teddy bear or watching Fraggle Rock? *Doomscrolling! A woman misses out on a job opportunity because of her outgoing voicemail message. Another ISIS leader down. Facebook had a bad week. The masked singer finally got a big celebrity. Amazon is raising the price for Prime because Bezos needs to dismantle a bridge. It's book-burning season. *Charges against a former Missouri teacher have been dropped after she married her alleged victim. *Forget about your bucket list, what's on your "never again" list? *Bryan (our favorite relationship expert) shares how to make your man jealous. *Nick Wright is on the show and we're having uncomfortable conversations today. *That's a wrap! Have a great weekend and please follow us on Twitter and Instagram- @churchoflazlo Find us on reddit- reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo and check out www.lazlo.church See you Monday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!