*It's Friday! Slimfast is officially a dumb conspiracy theorist. *A man was so horny.. [How horny was he!?] He was so horny, he dug a tunnel from his house to his paramour's bedroom. Horny always wins. *Headlines! Police are still looking for suspects from the DC Riot. DNA leads investigators to the grave robber's home and they found skulls and other body parts. *A teacher in Kentucky is arrested for raping an 8th grade student. *Kids are more likely to learn about sex from watching porn than they are from talking with their parents. Duh. *What do you do to try and stay young? *Slimfast is a Country Psychic! He sings a song buy some guy named Luke. *That's a wrap. Have a great weekend and don't forget......Everybody Wang Chung!!