Chris Page and Amy Gerard in the Morning. Hello and welcome to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard Radio podcast. Yeah yeah, or just a podcast where we get.

Chris Page and Amy Gerard in the Morning. Hello and welcome to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard Radio podcast. Yeah yeah, or just a podcast where we get.

To be as rogue as we want. Basically.

To be as rogue as we want. Basically.

Yeah, oh there's still defamations. Okay, so you couldn't say yeah, yeah, actually you can certain people. Yeah, Prince Andrew he's a pedo. Oh you can say, no, he is.

Yeah, oh there's still defamations. Okay, so you couldn't say yeah, yeah, actually you can certain people. Yeah, Prince Andrew he's a pedo. Oh you can say, no, he is.

You can see he's actually a pedophile.

You can see he's actually a pedophile.

I think so he went to Epstein I I think so, yeah, no he was. He's the royal who did that shocking interview and he's there's photos of him with anyway.

I think so he went to Epstein I I think so, yeah, no he was. He's the royal who did that shocking interview and he's there's photos of him with anyway.

Anyway, that's what we're talking about on this week's podcast.

Anyway, that's what we're talking about on this week's podcast.

Royal.

Royal.

We're talking about nice royals though, Charles and Camilla.

We're talking about nice royals though, Charles and Camilla.

Camilla nice.

Camilla nice.

She absolutely, she's not a pedo that much. No, she's lovely. Apparently Camilla is a good time. She apparently makes everyone laugh. Sure she s at the lighter one.

She absolutely, she's not a pedo that much. No, she's lovely. Apparently Camilla is a good time. She apparently makes everyone laugh. Sure she s at the lighter one.

Because let's get her in for an interview. She'd come in and talk to us.

Because let's get her in for an interview. She'd come in and talk to us.

Yeah, I reckon, I know she's on Kyle and Jackie. Oh yeah, yeah, no, no she's not. She's not jointing anyone. What they talked to Camilla about I hate to imagine her face. Imagine the King and Queen listening to Kyle and Jack.

Yeah, I reckon, I know she's on Kyle and Jackie. Oh yeah, yeah, no, no she's not. She's not jointing anyone. What they talked to Camilla about I hate to imagine her face. Imagine the King and Queen listening to Kyle and Jack.

And tell me, have you ever what's a squirt? We don't squirt.

And tell me, have you ever what's a squirt? We don't squirt.

There's no squirting anyway. I've got some amazing facts about the royals coming up.

There's no squirting anyway. I've got some amazing facts about the royals coming up.

Can't wait to hear them.

Can't wait to hear them.

Well, no, you will. You will be interested in coming up on today's podcast. Thanks for tuning in everyone.

Well, no, you will. You will be interested in coming up on today's podcast. Thanks for tuning in everyone.

Yeah, thanks, Chris.

Yeah, thanks, Chris.

I want to know, have you ever actually been to a wedding, you know how where sometimes you'll get the celebrants saying, if there's anyone here who you know disagrees with this marriage, speak now or forever hold your pieces.

I want to know, have you ever actually been to a wedding, you know how where sometimes you'll get the celebrants saying, if there's anyone here who you know disagrees with this marriage, speak now or forever hold your pieces.

Anyone ever stood up? I've always had a big problem with that, because you've waited, and you've let someone spend a lot of money just to make it all about yourself and make a scene.

Anyone ever stood up? I've always had a big problem with that, because you've waited, and you've let someone spend a lot of money just to make it all about yourself and make a scene.

Yeah, so the answer is no, right.

Yeah, so the answer is no, right.

I always think, Oh God, imagine being in the crowd if anything like that ever happened. Well, there is a lady and I've found this article, and my heart goes out to her because I actually wouldn't know how to handle this situation. So this man and woman had been together for several several years and it was the night before her wedding and she got an anonymous message from somebody with loads and loads of incriminating text messages and they were it was titled I wouldn't marry him, will you? And it was basically text messages that her fiance at the time had been sending to another.

I always think, Oh God, imagine being in the crowd if anything like that ever happened. Well, there is a lady and I've found this article, and my heart goes out to her because I actually wouldn't know how to handle this situation. So this man and woman had been together for several several years and it was the night before her wedding and she got an anonymous message from somebody with loads and loads of incriminating text messages and they were it was titled I wouldn't marry him, will you? And it was basically text messages that her fiance at the time had been sending to another.

Woman, a bitter other woman who the fiance had obviously implied he was going to leave. Correct, and she is now.

Woman, a bitter other woman who the fiance had obviously implied he was going to leave. Correct, and she is now.

And now she's scored.

And now she's scored.

Correct. So this poor.

Correct. So this poor.

Bride excited about to have the best day of her life.

Bride excited about to have the best day of her life.

You know, normally you go to bed the night before and.

You know, normally you go to bed the night before and.

You're texting your fiance, I can't wait to see you at the altar, and it's a mushy and romantic She's got these messages, and instead of calling the wedding off then and there, which is what all her girlfriends were encouraging her to do, she has taken these text messages.

You're texting your fiance, I can't wait to see you at the altar, and it's a mushy and romantic She's got these messages, and instead of calling the wedding off then and there, which is what all her girlfriends were encouraging her to do, she has taken these text messages.

She has walked down the aisle to meet him.

She has walked down the aisle to meet him.

And when she started to say her vows, I mean I hope that she let him say the vows first, she has instead read out these text messages.

And when she started to say her vows, I mean I hope that she let him say the vows first, she has instead read out these text messages.

Well, hang on, because you say she walked down the aisle. Yeah, I mean think about everything she did that morning as well. You know she did hair photos, the photos.

Well, hang on, because you say she walked down the aisle. Yeah, I mean think about everything she did that morning as well. You know she did hair photos, the photos.

Poor little broken heart.

Poor little broken heart.

She basically has chosen to reveal his infidelity in front of the entire wedding party.

She basically has chosen to reveal his infidelity in front of the entire wedding party.

Things like this weekend you and I. It's on hot stuff. Your body is incredible, man, you know how to use it. I wish my girlfriend had half the skills you do. I can't stop thinking about you.

Things like this weekend you and I. It's on hot stuff. Your body is incredible, man, you know how to use it. I wish my girlfriend had half the skills you do. I can't stop thinking about you.

There's far more explicit wording in all of these, but we won't be reading this out.

There's far more explicit wording in all of these, but we won't be reading this out.

I've never had this kind of connection before.

I've never had this kind of connection before.

At this point, I would have been kneecapping his knees. I would have taken both of his knees out.

At this point, I would have been kneecapping his knees. I would have taken both of his knees out.

Particularly, your girlfriend doesn't have what was it, half the skills you do? That that that.

Particularly, your girlfriend doesn't have what was it, half the skills you do? That that that.

Burns the most?

Burns the most?

Is there really dirty stuff there?

Is there really dirty stuff there?

There is?

There is?

Can you give me that?

Can you give me that?

I am not going to read it out to you. No, you're not allowed to read it.

I am not going to read it out to you. No, you're not allowed to read it.

You've taken Oh okay, yes, right, anyway, having a girlfriend didn't do that thing.

You've taken Oh okay, yes, right, anyway, having a girlfriend didn't do that thing.

She obviously what a p s.

She obviously what a p s.

Right.

Right.

Anyway, She's read all these out and the color has just drained from his face, and then he's scurried off like an absolute rat with the best man following after him.

Anyway, She's read all these out and the color has just drained from his face, and then he's scurried off like an absolute rat with the best man following after him.

And then this lady's kind of turn and.

And then this lady's kind of turn and.

This, I guess what was meant to be the best day of her life, this beautiful bringing together of two families into just one big party, and.

This, I guess what was meant to be the best day of her life, this beautiful bringing together of two families into just one big party, and.

Then you turn the reception into just a huge piss up.

Then you turn the reception into just a huge piss up.

And I just, I mean, I actually don't know how I would have done that situation.

And I just, I mean, I actually don't know how I would have done that situation.

I feel like that sweet sweet.

I feel like that sweet sweet.

Revenge calling it off the night before, and then everyone's left wondering what's happened, what's happened? Whereas in this way she's outed him, his infidelity, his dirty dogness, no if that's a word.

Revenge calling it off the night before, and then everyone's left wondering what's happened, what's happened? Whereas in this way she's outed him, his infidelity, his dirty dogness, no if that's a word.

Dirty dogs dirt. I think I've gotten to know you pretty well this year, and I have a fair idea what you'd what was that?

Dirty dogs dirt. I think I've gotten to know you pretty well this year, and I have a fair idea what you'd what was that?

What do you think I would get?

What do you think I would get?

Would be sick? Like you know, we were talking about that terrifier terrifier free how I sent you the videos up from the cinema and the shower and the chain saw and the chainsaw going in body places in bodies that chainsaws shouldn't go. You'd be doing that to Ryan record him?

Would be sick? Like you know, we were talking about that terrifier terrifier free how I sent you the videos up from the cinema and the shower and the chain saw and the chainsaw going in body places in bodies that chainsaws shouldn't go. You'd be doing that to Ryan record him?

I know that, Yeah, I probably would.

I know that, Yeah, I probably would.

I am quite emotional and I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I would want to try and be diplomatic about things, but I wouldn't.

I am quite emotional and I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I would want to try and be diplomatic about things, but I wouldn't.

I would. I would take his knees out.

I would. I would take his knees out.

You've got crazy eyes. What he's doing?

You've got crazy eyes. What he's doing?

Rhyme's a lucky man, pants, he's.

Rhyme's a lucky man, pants, he's.

A lucky man. You're a good time you are?

A lucky man. You're a good time you are?

That's right.

That's right.

I hope your Saturday is just going grandly, everyone grandly, because the Royal good Morning are in town, in King Charles, Queen Camilla ur in the Sydney last night it was raining, so they would have felt right at home.

I hope your Saturday is just going grandly, everyone grandly, because the Royal good Morning are in town, in King Charles, Queen Camilla ur in the Sydney last night it was raining, so they would have felt right at home.

I was gonna say a beautiful English welcome.

I was gonna say a beautiful English welcome.

Yeah, and poor old Elbow standing there in the rain, looking even more pathetic than usual, waiting for them to shake their hand again. That's for coming. Oh my god, what is that voice, Elbow? Oh?

Yeah, and poor old Elbow standing there in the rain, looking even more pathetic than usual, waiting for them to shake their hand again. That's for coming. Oh my god, what is that voice, Elbow? Oh?

Is that how he talks?

Is that how he talks?

I just get embarrassed him meeting our King, poor Albert, probably wanting to talk him about the rabbit. O's he's not sweet. I've got you a hat.

I just get embarrassed him meeting our King, poor Albert, probably wanting to talk him about the rabbit. O's he's not sweet. I've got you a hat.

Man.

Man.

It's the sledging of our prime minister.

It's the sledging of our prime minister.

Yep, any excuse. So the other people that were there, the welcoming party on the runway, Chris Min's the New South Wales premiere was there because they were landing in Sydney. Now I love who he had along because Elbow had his girlfriend. Ye there, Chris Mins, the premier had his mum.

Yep, any excuse. So the other people that were there, the welcoming party on the runway, Chris Min's the New South Wales premiere was there because they were landing in Sydney. Now I love who he had along because Elbow had his girlfriend. Ye there, Chris Mins, the premier had his mum.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well you know how much chat went, don't you? Beforehand when his mom found out he was going to meet the king and goes, you know, I'm coming with you.

Well you know how much chat went, don't you? Beforehand when his mom found out he was going to meet the king and goes, you know, I'm coming with you.

I am your plus one over my dead body. Are you meeting them without me?

I am your plus one over my dead body. Are you meeting them without me?

And that fun chat he had with his wife going so you're not going to meet the king, I'm taking mummy.

And that fun chat he had with his wife going so you're not going to meet the king, I'm taking mummy.

Unless you're like me and don't really care a great deal about the royals.

Unless you're like me and don't really care a great deal about the royals.

Yeah, you did look at me a bit blankly.

Yeah, you did look at me a bit blankly.

You were like, let's chat about the royals, and I'm like, sure, looking.

You were like, let's chat about the royals, and I'm like, sure, looking.

Up for the TV. It's on all the channels they're talking about see Royal Fever.

Up for the TV. It's on all the channels they're talking about see Royal Fever.

Oh look, I kind of tuned out after Diana died. I really liked Princess Diana. I think that I like the name princess. I liked that she was sorry.

Oh look, I kind of tuned out after Diana died. I really liked Princess Diana. I think that I like the name princess. I liked that she was sorry.

I liked that she was a princess. I like Diana. She seems really nice, like a nice woman.

I liked that she was a princess. I like Diana. She seems really nice, like a nice woman.

And then I don't know, I am absolutely judging a book by cover right now.

And then I don't know, I am absolutely judging a book by cover right now.

But Camilla doesn't look like she's that nice of a lady. The Royals might come for me.

But Camilla doesn't look like she's that nice of a lady. The Royals might come for me.

Okay, I'm going to tell you a few things about the Royal family.

Okay, I'm going to tell you a few things about the Royal family.

There we go.

There we go.

My wife Georgie is obsess uh huh. And there are a lot of people like that, yes, out there, who just love the Royals. They're mainly women. But I hear all about it, and you apparently. The one thing she tells me about Camilla is that apparently all the media and the press people all love Camilla. Behind the scenes, she is apparently a hoot. Oh wicked sense of humor makes the more laugh crazy stuff.

My wife Georgie is obsess uh huh. And there are a lot of people like that, yes, out there, who just love the Royals. They're mainly women. But I hear all about it, and you apparently. The one thing she tells me about Camilla is that apparently all the media and the press people all love Camilla. Behind the scenes, she is apparently a hoot. Oh wicked sense of humor makes the more laugh crazy stuff.

I don't believe it anyways.

I don't believe it anyways.

Some fun facts about the Royals when they travel the weird item of clothes I was telling about, they always travel with they bollet proof fst. God, that would be a good idea, that would make sense, right if they're going to shoot Donald Trump. No always black outfits for any royal black traveling, because if someone dies, like someone in the Royal family, they entirely switch to more They need to switch into morning mode like that.

Some fun facts about the Royals when they travel the weird item of clothes I was telling about, they always travel with they bollet proof fst. God, that would be a good idea, that would make sense, right if they're going to shoot Donald Trump. No always black outfits for any royal black traveling, because if someone dies, like someone in the Royal family, they entirely switch to more They need to switch into morning mode like that.

Because they're all prehistoric dinosaurs. They're all in their nineties.

Because they're all prehistoric dinosaurs. They're all in their nineties.

Surely they're not like Prince William and Prince.

Surely they're not like Prince William and Prince.

Harry, and they're not here, are they?

Harry, and they're not here, are they?

No, they're not here.

No, they're not here.

But but all you're saying as a family, they all have to travel with black clothes.

But but all you're saying as a family, they all have to travel with black clothes.

Yes, anywhere they go anywhere in the world are royalties. They're going to go to morning modes. So if they're out at dinner and they get the phone call, that's someone back at the palace, some like you know, Princess Anne or someone kick the bucket, they need to duck in the disabled toilet and get changed straight away.

Yes, anywhere they go anywhere in the world are royalties. They're going to go to morning modes. So if they're out at dinner and they get the phone call, that's someone back at the palace, some like you know, Princess Anne or someone kick the bucket, they need to duck in the disabled toilet and get changed straight away.

Can they even go out for dinner?

Can they even go out for dinner?

I often think about people that are born into the royal family and how crap their life must be.

I often think about people that are born into the royal family and how crap their life must be.

I'll tell you another thing about them going out to dinner, right sure. The two things they will not eat shellfish because of the high risk of food poisoning. But apparently it's risky, okay, I don't know, you're missing out.

I'll tell you another thing about them going out to dinner, right sure. The two things they will not eat shellfish because of the high risk of food poisoning. But apparently it's risky, okay, I don't know, you're missing out.

Where are you getting these facts from?

Where are you getting these facts from?

And the internet? Yeah, and garlic because they meet so many people.

And the internet? Yeah, and garlic because they meet so many people.

That oh yeah, well, that makes sense. If I was constantly Hello, how are you hello, you.

That oh yeah, well, that makes sense. If I was constantly Hello, how are you hello, you.

Wouldn't want your breath to this Hello. There'd be nothing worse.

Wouldn't want your breath to this Hello. There'd be nothing worse.

Really, if I was a royal. I just wouldn't clean my teeth. Oh yeah, I mean you're English to start with teeth, probably bathe. I wouldn't clean my teeth, and I breathe all over people, and you just try complaining of it. Have your head cut off, because I can exactly. King Charles can do pretty much whatever he wants within reason, when he's in one of his uh what is it a territory the Australia is I suppose do you know that he doesn't need a driver's license but he can drive drive. Yeah, he can jump behind the wheel. Now, don't get why he doesn't do this. They've got the limos going aroun hundred and driving. He's not a hundred. He's fine, He's in good shape, is he? Are you thinking a Prince Philip? You think a Prince Philip who died a little while ago. He was actually he was. Actually Prince Charles is also old, quite cold. But you know he can drive around, He can do whatever he wants. Okay, he can go out to dinner.

Really, if I was a royal. I just wouldn't clean my teeth. Oh yeah, I mean you're English to start with teeth, probably bathe. I wouldn't clean my teeth, and I breathe all over people, and you just try complaining of it. Have your head cut off, because I can exactly. King Charles can do pretty much whatever he wants within reason, when he's in one of his uh what is it a territory the Australia is I suppose do you know that he doesn't need a driver's license but he can drive drive. Yeah, he can jump behind the wheel. Now, don't get why he doesn't do this. They've got the limos going aroun hundred and driving. He's not a hundred. He's fine, He's in good shape, is he? Are you thinking a Prince Philip? You think a Prince Philip who died a little while ago. He was actually he was. Actually Prince Charles is also old, quite cold. But you know he can drive around, He can do whatever he wants. Okay, he can go out to dinner.

He could walk around the city nude if.

He could walk around the city nude if.

He wanted to. But he could get maggot at dinner and drive home. And they can't do anything about it. Surely not. He doesn't need to drive his license in the first place, so they can't take it off.

He wanted to. But he could get maggot at dinner and drive home. And they can't do anything about it. Surely not. He doesn't need to drive his license in the first place, so they can't take it off.

And during driving, yeah, he can drink.

And during driving, yeah, he can drink.

So I want to see that's the episode of RBT that I'm really waiting to see. Prince Charles, how any alcohol tonight, sir? Yeah, well, a couple of Martinis for dinner and bottle of Shardney to shift to report what you're saying? Then high range point two, Chris, Chris Page your Amy Gerard in the morning.

So I want to see that's the episode of RBT that I'm really waiting to see. Prince Charles, how any alcohol tonight, sir? Yeah, well, a couple of Martinis for dinner and bottle of Shardney to shift to report what you're saying? Then high range point two, Chris, Chris Page your Amy Gerard in the morning.

Here it is again.

Here it is again.

We're in the presence of royalty. Amy ger.

We're in the presence of royalty. Amy ger.

Yes, you are ego on you Oh please? You said it royalty?

Yes, you are ego on you Oh please? You said it royalty?

Yeah, Instagram royalty.

Yeah, Instagram royalty.

Oh okay, anti social the influence.

Oh okay, anti social the influence.

You were unemployed. I am unemployed. You are coming here on the week you work two days. King Charles, Queen Camilla are in Australia. They flew into Sydney last night into the rain, turned on the British weather for them. Yep, you reckon. You wouldn't like to be a royal. You were saying it like all the money in the person wouldn't be worth it because you couldn't enjoy it.

You were unemployed. I am unemployed. You are coming here on the week you work two days. King Charles, Queen Camilla are in Australia. They flew into Sydney last night into the rain, turned on the British weather for them. Yep, you reckon. You wouldn't like to be a royal. You were saying it like all the money in the person wouldn't be worth it because you couldn't enjoy it.

Never I would like the thought of not being able to go up to Woolworths in my pajama shirt and thongs.

Never I would like the thought of not being able to go up to Woolworths in my pajama shirt and thongs.

Like you, you couldn't leave the house. You could never leave the house. You couldn't put a foot wrong, you couldn't do anything. And even if you did do something.

Like you, you couldn't leave the house. You could never leave the house. You couldn't put a foot wrong, you couldn't do anything. And even if you did do something.

The perps would be there and they would create spake stories, and like your whole life would just be constantly watched and scrutinized.

The perps would be there and they would create spake stories, and like your whole life would just be constantly watched and scrutinized.

To go to Woolworths, you sit on the couch right, and you ring a bell and a man comes in and goes yes, and you tell them what you want from Woolworths, and a plub goes and gets it.

To go to Woolworths, you sit on the couch right, and you ring a bell and a man comes in and goes yes, and you tell them what you want from Woolworths, and a plub goes and gets it.

I like to go out, like to a nightclub and go dancing. They could never do that.

I like to go out, like to a nightclub and go dancing. They could never do that.

They can do that. They dance, and they'd have to.

They can do that. They dance, and they'd have to.

Empty the nightclub out and then they just be dancing on their own.

Empty the nightclub out and then they just be dancing on their own.

No, they go Remember Harry a couple of years ago went nuts in.

No, they go Remember Harry a couple of years ago went nuts in.

And look at the right up he used to get There was a rogue royal.

And look at the right up he used to get There was a rogue royal.

He did dress up as Hitler. So that's that's always going to invite bad.

He did dress up as Hitler. So that's that's always going to invite bad.

Publisher I just not for me. You would like to be born into the royal family.

Publisher I just not for me. You would like to be born into the royal family.

I'd love it. Listen to some of these perks. So the late Queen, the late Great Elizabeth, the ladies of the royal family, so Camilla would get this as well. They only wear brand new shoes, right yeah, but ladies now.

I'd love it. Listen to some of these perks. So the late Queen, the late Great Elizabeth, the ladies of the royal family, so Camilla would get this as well. They only wear brand new shoes, right yeah, but ladies now.

Horrific, So they have peasants to wear them.

Horrific, So they have peasants to wear them.

They have a peasant with the same sized foot to wear the shoes in for them before they wear them, so they comfortable. Come on, where are you getting these? It's real?

They have a peasant with the same sized foot to wear the shoes in for them before they wear them, so they comfortable. Come on, where are you getting these? It's real?

I mean I would actually enjoy that burk.

I mean I would actually enjoy that burk.

It gets cold over in London. Apparently the Queen used to have so when she goes right, one needs to take a juice, a deuce, a dump, a royal dump. There was a toilet seat warmer.

It gets cold over in London. Apparently the Queen used to have so when she goes right, one needs to take a juice, a deuce, a dump, a royal dump. There was a toilet seat warmer.

You can get that Crown.

You can get that Crown.

No, no, no, a human toilet seat warmer.

No, no, no, a human toilet seat warmer.

Oh yuck. So what somebody would go?

Oh yuck. So what somebody would go?

Why thats like a fancy Japanese toilet that does all that stuff? A human being sits on the toilet for five minutes. No, I'm calling that body heat into the seat.

Why thats like a fancy Japanese toilet that does all that stuff? A human being sits on the toilet for five minutes. No, I'm calling that body heat into the seat.

That's actually far more unhygienic than just getting one of those hot toilet seats from the Crown.

That's actually far more unhygienic than just getting one of those hot toilet seats from the Crown.

Yeah. I don't know, but it's fake heat.

Yeah. I don't know, but it's fake heat.

You know.

You know.

She obviously wanted to the heat of a real human being on earth.

She obviously wanted to the heat of a real human being on earth.

See that's somebody's butthole right near where yours is about to be.

See that's somebody's butthole right near where yours is about to be.

It's the butt, well, yes it is.

It's the butt, well, yes it is.

Oh they're sitting with undees on.

Oh they're sitting with undees on.

Yeah, yeah, you'd probably keep your unders on if you're the royal seat and next perk. Okay, I've got some rules for everybody, and these are real. If you are lucky enough to meet Charles and Camilla while in Australia, there are rules about meeting royals. If you're eating, if you're having dinner garlic with the king, yeah, they kind of garlic or shellfish. But if you're eating with the king, here's the rule. When the King puts his knife and fork down, he's done. You're done too, even if you've just started, even if your meals just come out, you're finished if His Majesty has finished eating.

Yeah, yeah, you'd probably keep your unders on if you're the royal seat and next perk. Okay, I've got some rules for everybody, and these are real. If you are lucky enough to meet Charles and Camilla while in Australia, there are rules about meeting royals. If you're eating, if you're having dinner garlic with the king, yeah, they kind of garlic or shellfish. But if you're eating with the king, here's the rule. When the King puts his knife and fork down, he's done. You're done too, even if you've just started, even if your meals just come out, you're finished if His Majesty has finished eating.

So are you that's a bit sexist.

So are you that's a bit sexist.

Well, I'd say it's the same. It's a queen as well as Oh.

Well, I'd say it's the same. It's a queen as well as Oh.

Really, even if the queen's finished first. So if the queen finishes before.

Really, even if the queen's finished first. So if the queen finishes before.

If the monarch finishes gender.

If the monarch finishes gender.

Well, hang on, I reckon, it would be so if the queen. If Camilla finished before Charles. You're saying that Charles has to stop eating less.

Well, hang on, I reckon, it would be so if the queen. If Camilla finished before Charles. You're saying that Charles has to stop eating less.

Exactly, Camilla is a commoner that married into it. No, the queen, it would be the same. The You can't turn your back on a royal ever, So usually you'll keep facing the royals and they'll leave the room first. But if there's a circumstance where you need to leave the room.

Exactly, Camilla is a commoner that married into it. No, the queen, it would be the same. The You can't turn your back on a royal ever, So usually you'll keep facing the royals and they'll leave the room first. But if there's a circumstance where you need to leave the room.

You have to walk.

You have to walk.

You've got to walk backwards, so bumping over oil vas and things on your way out. No autographs, You cannot ask them for an autograph or a selfie.

You've got to walk backwards, so bumping over oil vas and things on your way out. No autographs, You cannot ask them for an autograph or a selfie.

You can't get my breast signed.

You can't get my breast signed.

No, no happy Gilmour breast. And because I mean they're great breasts and everything. The reason he won't sign your breasts is because he's afraid of fakes.

No, no happy Gilmour breast. And because I mean they're great breasts and everything. The reason he won't sign your breasts is because he's afraid of fakes.

Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Yeah, no, people who forge autographs and then sell them. There's a big market in that. So they just say we don't sign autographs so that you know they're fake. And if you get to shake the king's hand, they rule the king puts his hand out first, and then you take his hand and then two to three pumps, two to three pumps. Also my policy in the bedroom, the best give God, isn't it two to three for come on, there's too many.

Yeah, no, people who forge autographs and then sell them. There's a big market in that. So they just say we don't sign autographs so that you know they're fake. And if you get to shake the king's hand, they rule the king puts his hand out first, and then you take his hand and then two to three pumps, two to three pumps. Also my policy in the bedroom, the best give God, isn't it two to three for come on, there's too many.

Come on, Georgie. I'll give you their king, Charles.

Come on, Georgie. I'll give you their king, Charles.

I know there's people out there who've met royals. It happens. Well, we had our Princess Mary came from Australia, didn't she she did?

I know there's people out there who've met royals. It happens. Well, we had our Princess Mary came from Australia, didn't she she did?

They met in a bar, Cockle Bay or some I do like that story.

They met in a bar, Cockle Bay or some I do like that story.

If you've met a royal, we want to hear from you. Thirteen one oh sixty five. Give us the call. Royals are in town. It's big news. Look at the rolling coverage up there on the TV. It's all just Charles and Camilla, women some women's aflas. Okay, Charles and Camilla are here. Now I don't get their itinerary. They're not going to Melbourne, they're not going to Brisbane, they're not going to the Goldie.

If you've met a royal, we want to hear from you. Thirteen one oh sixty five. Give us the call. Royals are in town. It's big news. Look at the rolling coverage up there on the TV. It's all just Charles and Camilla, women some women's aflas. Okay, Charles and Camilla are here. Now I don't get their itinerary. They're not going to Melbourne, they're not going to Brisbane, they're not going to the Goldie.

They're going to the races, aren't they.

They're going to the races, aren't they.

There is a rumor they're going to go to the races in Sydney today. It's the Everest today at Randwick, so there's a rumor they're going to go there. They love their horses.

There is a rumor they're going to go to the races in Sydney today. It's the Everest today at Randwick, so there's a rumor they're going to go there. They love their horses.

Where else do you think that they should visit whilst here?

Where else do you think that they should visit whilst here?

Well not Canberra, But do not go to Canberra guess where they're going next? No, Canbra.

Well not Canberra, But do not go to Canberra guess where they're going next? No, Canbra.

That's not a good representation of Australia.

That's not a good representation of Australia.

Why do we make foreign dignitaries visit Canbra?

Why do we make foreign dignitaries visit Canbra?

Such a snooze?

Such a snooze?

Good wineries out there though, not that they there's a few good ones.

Good wineries out there though, not that they there's a few good ones.

Go to McLaren Vale. Yeah, of course valley.

Go to McLaren Vale. Yeah, of course valley.

But I'm saying if you have to go to Cambra there you want.

But I'm saying if you have to go to Cambra there you want.

To be drunk is correct? Correct? As drunk as possible to get through Canberra.

To be drunk is correct? Correct? As drunk as possible to get through Canberra.

Yeah? Where would you say? I feel like Bondai Beach of course.

Yeah? Where would you say? I feel like Bondai Beach of course.

Maybe get caught out in a rip and get saved by the surf life savers.

Maybe get caught out in a rip and get saved by the surf life savers.

That's quite Australia.

That's quite Australia.

They got a name for the foreigners that get caught in the rip.

They got a name for the foreigners that get caught in the rip.

Say it? Where else would you send them.

Say it? Where else would you send them.

Out to Gold Coast? For sure?

Out to Gold Coast? For sure?

Show Girls, Metia.

Show Girls, Metia.

Maids got to go to the Gold Exist anymore?

Maids got to go to the Gold Exist anymore?

I don't know. We asked on thirty one or sixty five if you've ever met a royal, and we've got Joe mar on the line, right, JOMR have you met a royal in real life?

I don't know. We asked on thirty one or sixty five if you've ever met a royal, and we've got Joe mar on the line, right, JOMR have you met a royal in real life?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yes, you're right, I have.

Yes, you're right, I have.

I live in Denmark now my wife's Danish. So about ten years ago, we were at a playland, you know, those indoor playland, yes, and we saw the Royal family were there, but everyone is respectful and keep your space. And then a bit into it, I'm standing there looking at this jungle gym playland and there's this long head, dark brown, that dark hair standing next to me. Upt seeing starts talking to me in Danish in an Australian accent, and I look and I'm like, that's Spielberg moment. I go, oh my god. And I said to her, you can speak Australian to me. Oh, and we just slipped into parent mode. I was like, it's really hard to find your kids, blah blah blah, holding onto my iPhone, thinking, oh my god, did.

I live in Denmark now my wife's Danish. So about ten years ago, we were at a playland, you know, those indoor playland, yes, and we saw the Royal family were there, but everyone is respectful and keep your space. And then a bit into it, I'm standing there looking at this jungle gym playland and there's this long head, dark brown, that dark hair standing next to me. Upt seeing starts talking to me in Danish in an Australian accent, and I look and I'm like, that's Spielberg moment. I go, oh my god. And I said to her, you can speak Australian to me. Oh, and we just slipped into parent mode. I was like, it's really hard to find your kids, blah blah blah, holding onto my iPhone, thinking, oh my god, did.

You get a selfie with her?

You get a selfie with her?

No, No, it's you know, we were talking as parents and we're connecting. And someone said to me, you know what, years down the track, she'll remember that if I'm mee dragging. Hey, remember we met at the Clayland. And so I'm going to favor that moment.

No, No, it's you know, we were talking as parents and we're connecting. And someone said to me, you know what, years down the track, she'll remember that if I'm mee dragging. Hey, remember we met at the Clayland. And so I'm going to favor that moment.

You know.

You know.

It's kind of one of those things and one of my favorite stories.

It's kind of one of those things and one of my favorite stories.

Because as those indoor play areas are, hell yeah, talk to someone else and the royal kids. Does the royal the Denmark royal family, are they normal kids? Like did one of them urinate in the ball?

Because as those indoor play areas are, hell yeah, talk to someone else and the royal kids. Does the royal the Denmark royal family, are they normal kids? Like did one of them urinate in the ball?

The Crown Prince went to my son's college and he was he was he was a nice enough guy. And the Princess my son has also met her at party, so they know each other and they're very down to earth. So we've got some great ambassadors and yeah, I'm proud of them.

The Crown Prince went to my son's college and he was he was he was a nice enough guy. And the Princess my son has also met her at party, so they know each other and they're very down to earth. So we've got some great ambassadors and yeah, I'm proud of them.

I'm glad that Princess Mary.

I'm glad that Princess Mary.

I feel like I feel like Australians in general are kind of quite friendly.

I feel like I feel like Australians in general are kind of quite friendly.

You know, Prince Frederick apparently did the dirty on her. There was that that story her husband. Yeah, no, there was. There was a story, but I wasn't the big news.

You know, Prince Frederick apparently did the dirty on her. There was that that story her husband. Yeah, no, there was. There was a story, but I wasn't the big news.

Yeah there was. But you know, let's give him a bit of slack, right because how many other royals in the world have gotten things, and hey.

Yeah there was. But you know, let's give him a bit of slack, right because how many other royals in the world have gotten things, and hey.

For a royal, at least he wasn't having sex with a relative for a royal family. Chris and Gerards, we got to check in Amy. Yeah, what you gals have been gabbing about, pitching about and fighting about.

For a royal, at least he wasn't having sex with a relative for a royal family. Chris and Gerards, we got to check in Amy. Yeah, what you gals have been gabbing about, pitching about and fighting about.

There's no fighting hearing each other down of like minded women who are there to support.

There's no fighting hearing each other down of like minded women who are there to support.

This week on the Facebook mother's group.

This week on the Facebook mother's group.

What's the big issue in the Facebook moms groups?

What's the big issue in the Facebook moms groups?

It's fine now this week, Hey mum, I'm reaching out because I'm in a bit of a dilemma with my teenage daughter, Lily.

It's fine now this week, Hey mum, I'm reaching out because I'm in a bit of a dilemma with my teenage daughter, Lily.

So.

So.

Lily has been.

Lily has been.

Working at a local cafe for about six months now, and she loves it and it's been such a great experience for her until recently. Last week, she came home really upset. Apparently her boss has been giving her extra shifts without even checking with her first, and he's also been really critical about her performance in front of other employees. I know a big part of growing up is handling these kinds of situations, but as a.

Working at a local cafe for about six months now, and she loves it and it's been such a great experience for her until recently. Last week, she came home really upset. Apparently her boss has been giving her extra shifts without even checking with her first, and he's also been really critical about her performance in front of other employees. I know a big part of growing up is handling these kinds of situations, but as a.

Mum, I don't know.

Mum, I don't know.

I feel protective and I want to make sure she's treated fairly. I'm tempted to reach out to her boss and just express my concerns, but I don't know. As a parent, can I interfere with my teen's job.

I feel protective and I want to make sure she's treated fairly. I'm tempted to reach out to her boss and just express my concerns, but I don't know. As a parent, can I interfere with my teen's job.

Absolutely, it's a no. It is a hard no from me.

Absolutely, it's a no. It is a hard no from me.

In fact, I would be mortified if my mom went to try and fight my battles.

In fact, I would be mortified if my mom went to try and fight my battles.

Yeah, I'm trying to think. I think it happened at school, and I was I hated my mom for it because there was a teacher and I complained this teacher was picking on Yeah, and Mum, what was that in year twelve on me? No? By year twelve, I was doing the picking by then. No, it was in high school. Is your eight or something?

Yeah, I'm trying to think. I think it happened at school, and I was I hated my mom for it because there was a teacher and I complained this teacher was picking on Yeah, and Mum, what was that in year twelve on me? No? By year twelve, I was doing the picking by then. No, it was in high school. Is your eight or something?

I think?

I think?

And I felt like this teacher was just unfairly targeting me all the time. And Mum went in and spoke to her, and I was just like, oh god, Mom, I think Look, I.

And I felt like this teacher was just unfairly targeting me all the time. And Mum went in and spoke to her, and I was just like, oh god, Mom, I think Look, I.

Think there's certain there's a certain age. Obviously, when they're young, or if you're at a park and you see someone picking on your kid or pushing them over or something, you can absolutely into, you know, say something and speak up.

Think there's certain there's a certain age. Obviously, when they're young, or if you're at a park and you see someone picking on your kid or pushing them over or something, you can absolutely into, you know, say something and speak up.

But as a teenager, absolutely not.

But as a teenager, absolutely not.

You You have to be their wing woman or their wingman or whoever son, daughter.

You You have to be their wing woman or their wingman or whoever son, daughter.

You have to help them navigate a situation like this.

You have to help them navigate a situation like this.

Because there's going to be plenty more shitty bosses and there's going to be plenty more situations.

Because there's going to be plenty more shitty bosses and there's going to be plenty more situations.

Where you know, people get picked on and you have to help them. I guess build resilience, right.

Where you know, people get picked on and you have to help them. I guess build resilience, right.

Because otherwise experience otherwise it's exactly right.

Because otherwise experience otherwise it's exactly right.

Otherwise Mummy's going to be coming digging you out of like dark holes all the time, and you can't rely on them.

Otherwise Mummy's going to be coming digging you out of like dark holes all the time, and you can't rely on them.

Do you want to hear something messed up without apparent How much stuff are we talking? It's a guy I know right now. Years ago, his daughter just started high school, so she was in year seven and she was getting picked on by another girl at school.

Do you want to hear something messed up without apparent How much stuff are we talking? It's a guy I know right now. Years ago, his daughter just started high school, so she was in year seven and she was getting picked on by another girl at school.

Oh god, don't tell him that.

Oh god, don't tell him that.

He said, all right, which girl is it?

He said, all right, which girl is it?

Okay?

Okay?

I put her out, And then at school pick up, he went over the girl who'd been picking on her, and he made sure no one else was within earshots. So I just had tony ability and he said, Hey, if you pick on insert her name again, I'm going to kill your dad. She burst into tears. Yeah, never picked on her again?

I put her out, And then at school pick up, he went over the girl who'd been picking on her, and he made sure no one else was within earshots. So I just had tony ability and he said, Hey, if you pick on insert her name again, I'm going to kill your dad. She burst into tears. Yeah, never picked on her again?

What as if she wouldn't take her home to her parents?

What as if she wouldn't take her home to her parents?

But who's gonna believe that? What I said? What do you think I'm insane?

But who's gonna believe that? What I said? What do you think I'm insane?

That's so true?

That's so true?

Something like that, your daughter's making things up? Oh my god, because you're not going to actually, yeah, because you're.

Something like that, your daughter's making things up? Oh my god, because you're not going to actually, yeah, because you're.

Not going to believe a twelve year old, are you?

Not going to believe a twelve year old, are you?

And also you're not going to threaten a twelve year old. So I'm gonna kill your dad?

And also you're not going to threaten a twelve year old. So I'm gonna kill your dad?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Wow, I mean that's very mature of your mate.

Wow, I mean that's very mature of your mate.

Yeah, he's a real mature guy. Yeah, well it probably worked right, did the trick? Can you tell us just remind us before we go, because we're going to go in a second, but can you speaking of your mum coming from your workplace, I'm gonna remind everyone what happened when you called in sick to work and your mom turned I called in sick.

Yeah, he's a real mature guy. Yeah, well it probably worked right, did the trick? Can you tell us just remind us before we go, because we're going to go in a second, but can you speaking of your mum coming from your workplace, I'm gonna remind everyone what happened when you called in sick to work and your mom turned I called in sick.

I called in sick to a Woolly's job.

I called in sick to a Woolly's job.

No, I didn't want to do my shift to check out chick and my mom came looking for me. She was up in this shopping center and just so happened to be there.

No, I didn't want to do my shift to check out chick and my mom came looking for me. She was up in this shopping center and just so happened to be there.

Wanted to say hello. So she walked up to the front on her and said.

Wanted to say hello. So she walked up to the front on her and said.

Oh, I just want to know is Amy Amy whatever my last name was, is she working today? And the lady goes, oh, no, really tragic, her mum's actually had a stroke.

Oh, I just want to know is Amy Amy whatever my last name was, is she working today? And the lady goes, oh, no, really tragic, her mum's actually had a stroke.

Did she play along and like pretend? She absolutely start talking out of one side of No.

Did she play along and like pretend? She absolutely start talking out of one side of No.

She cocked that this lady didn't know who she was, and instead of throwing me under the boss like an.

She cocked that this lady didn't know who she was, and instead of throwing me under the boss like an.

Absolute champ, she goes, oh wow, that's really sad.

Absolute champ, she goes, oh wow, that's really sad.

And then obviously I was grounded for like three months. So great story, though, She does like to tell that quite often.

And then obviously I was grounded for like three months. So great story, though, She does like to tell that quite often.

Glimpse into your mind.

Glimpse into your mind.

Do anything to get out of work.

Do anything to get out of work.

Back in the day, Chris, but at the movies is a couple of clowns, God going at it? The Big One, Joker Too or Jokey folly.

Back in the day, Chris, but at the movies is a couple of clowns, God going at it? The Big One, Joker Too or Jokey folly.

Ad that is a sequel to The Joker, Right.

Ad that is a sequel to The Joker, Right.

They called it Folly a d And some genius decided that they should make the billion dollar hit that was Joker into a musical. I mean that was never gonna way. Oh look, I respect the artistic decision. Yeah, good on you for taking a risk. But I guess with the Joker, it's not what all the inceels wanted to see.

They called it Folly a d And some genius decided that they should make the billion dollar hit that was Joker into a musical. I mean that was never gonna way. Oh look, I respect the artistic decision. Yeah, good on you for taking a risk. But I guess with the Joker, it's not what all the inceels wanted to see.

So you wanted to see that.

So you wanted to see that.

I'm not an insult. A huge box office flop. It's going to cost the studio about two hundred million bucks. It's a big movie. One of the actors in Joker Folly a du number two has come out and said it's ruined his career being in this movie.

I'm not an insult. A huge box office flop. It's going to cost the studio about two hundred million bucks. It's a big movie. One of the actors in Joker Folly a du number two has come out and said it's ruined his career being in this movie.

I mean that's a bit harsh.

I mean that's a bit harsh.

Yeah, and it wasn't Jaquin, Phoenix or anything. The actor was Tim Dillon.

Yeah, and it wasn't Jaquin, Phoenix or anything. The actor was Tim Dillon.

Huh who is that?

Huh who is that?

I'm not sure they had a career.

I'm not sure they had a career.

I was going to say I've never heard of him before.

I was going to say I've never heard of him before.

Probably be grateful for what he gets. Anyway, here he is talking about how big a flop this movie actually is.

Probably be grateful for what he gets. Anyway, here he is talking about how big a flop this movie actually is.

The most common word being associated with this film is disaster, and I'm I would turn to my friend Jimmy, who was one of the guards, and I'd go, what is happening?

The most common word being associated with this film is disaster, and I'm I would turn to my friend Jimmy, who was one of the guards, and I'd go, what is happening?

And he'd go, this is not gonna be good.

And he'd go, this is not gonna be good.

Do you know that?

Do you know that?

When my ages called me to put me in this, they told me it was gonna be a big deal for me.

When my ages called me to put me in this, they told me it was gonna be a big deal for me.

It's gonna be a big disc, gonna open up doors for you. It's gonna open up doors. The only door it opened up is the door to the Laguda Beast movies. Here when everybody walked out, that's the door it opened up.

It's gonna be a big disc, gonna open up doors for you. It's gonna open up doors. The only door it opened up is the door to the Laguda Beast movies. Here when everybody walked out, that's the door it opened up.

I was hiding like Diddy in that theater, trying to get out.

I was hiding like Diddy in that theater, trying to get out.

Somebody went, Tim Dillon, you were in that you were good.

Somebody went, Tim Dillon, you were in that you were good.

And I went it was terrible. They went, it was terrible, and I.

And I went it was terrible. They went, it was terrible, and I.

Just ran to my car. The Diddy reference for me hiding like Diddy.

Just ran to my car. The Diddy reference for me hiding like Diddy.

Listen, I you.

Listen, I you.

Probably couldn't pay me to go and see The Joker as a musical.

Probably couldn't pay me to go and see The Joker as a musical.

Well, could I pay you to go and see the NYE that has actually been a box office success, The low budget, super gory slasher clown horror movie Terrifier three.

Well, could I pay you to go and see the NYE that has actually been a box office success, The low budget, super gory slasher clown horror movie Terrifier three.

Yeah, and for everyone playing a home playing along at home. Chris's like dirty little secret is that he loves horror.

Yeah, and for everyone playing a home playing along at home. Chris's like dirty little secret is that he loves horror.

Movies, some of them. And he went to see this horrific.

Movies, some of them. And he went to see this horrific.

Looking film the other night, and I was like, send me just a little clip when you're in.

Looking film the other night, and I was like, send me just a little clip when you're in.

There, just so I get a taste of what it is.

There, just so I get a taste of what it is.

That you love and why you go and watch these movies alone at nighttime?

That you love and why you go and watch these movies alone at nighttime?

Which one did I send you the one with the couple in the shower and the chainsaw.

Which one did I send you the one with the couple in the shower and the chainsaw.

No, you send me the one of the lady in bed and her husband and she's sleeping while her husband's just getting butchered next to us.

No, you send me the one of the lady in bed and her husband and she's sleeping while her husband's just getting butchered next to us.

Yeah, yeah, it looked you should have seen what happened next.

Yeah, yeah, it looked you should have seen what happened next.

I mean, I don't want to, and I you know what, I will never do a nighttime show with Chris Page.

I mean, I don't want to, and I you know what, I will never do a nighttime show with Chris Page.

I will never be alone in a room at night because it's concerning.

I will never be alone in a room at night because it's concerning.

You've got to go into these movies with the right mindset though, because they're kind of so gross, yeah that they're funny, Like it's a challenge. It's the movie makers going right, We're gonna make something grosser than any other horror movie and grosser than the last terror fire movie. And they're just pushing the boundaries of how disgusting they can be killing people.

You've got to go into these movies with the right mindset though, because they're kind of so gross, yeah that they're funny, Like it's a challenge. It's the movie makers going right, We're gonna make something grosser than any other horror movie and grosser than the last terror fire movie. And they're just pushing the boundaries of how disgusting they can be killing people.

And it's it's the sign out the front saying that if you feel nauseous.

And it's it's the sign out the front saying that if you feel nauseous.

Or sick, you need to leave the cinemas. Do have like, yeah, people trained in first aid and something. You're feeling sick for that movie?

Or sick, you need to leave the cinemas. Do have like, yeah, people trained in first aid and something. You're feeling sick for that movie?

I just don't understand, Like for me, you have to be pretty.

I just don't understand, Like for me, you have to be pretty.

Dark to firstly produce these kind of movies and come up with these ideas, But secondly, who are the people that.

Dark to firstly produce these kind of movies and come up with these ideas, But secondly, who are the people that.

Go and watch them?

Go and watch them?

You men?

You men?

Lots of men?

Lots of men?

Was it mainly men?

Was it mainly men?

No? No, no, there were Actually I was surprised by the amount of couples on dates.

No? No, no, there were Actually I was surprised by the amount of couples on dates.

Oh god, getting people just watching people.

Oh god, getting people just watching people.

Get hacked up.

Get hacked up.

Yeah, yeah, that's romantic.

Yeah, yeah, that's romantic.

Would that work when you were younger and you would go to the movies with boys with watching that kind of thing make it more likely to get lucky in the car? Absolutely not.

Would that work when you were younger and you would go to the movies with boys with watching that kind of thing make it more likely to get lucky in the car? Absolutely not.

I was going to the movies watching Titanic.

I was going to the movies watching Titanic.

Ah, that was a good movie.

Ah, that was a good movie.

That was a good Yeah, that was good.

That was a good Yeah, that was good.

Speaking of the aristocracy, of Titanic. The royals are in town, Charles Camilla in Australia. Are they doing well, that's what we're going to get into their itinerary and the things they're going to see while they're in Australia. I know you're really injured.

Speaking of the aristocracy, of Titanic. The royals are in town, Charles Camilla in Australia. Are they doing well, that's what we're going to get into their itinerary and the things they're going to see while they're in Australia. I know you're really injured.

I can't lay.

I can't lay.

I am going to tell you the weird clothing item they never travel without. Chris Cage and Amy Ard

I am going to tell you the weird clothing item they never travel without. Chris Cage and Amy Ard