Rhian has been showing Amy’s kids some wildly inappropriate movies – and we hear some of your even funnier stories. Amy is suffering a sad loss (RIP Tuck Shop), plus Chris is in trouble with his wife for leaving his kid with strangers – but they were nice ones! And we wrap up with Chris sharing a great mantra to live from one of Hollywood’s most surprising stars.

Rhian has been showing Amy’s kids some wildly inappropriate movies – and we hear some of your even funnier stories. Amy is suffering a sad loss (RIP Tuck Shop), plus Chris is in trouble with his wife for leaving his kid with strangers – but they were nice ones! And we wrap up with Chris sharing a great mantra to live from one of Hollywood’s most surprising stars.

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.

Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.

Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.

It’s real life, not reel life.

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.
Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.
Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.
It’s real life, not reel life.

Chris Page & Amy Gerard

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.
Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.
Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.
It’s real life, not reel life.

FULL SHOW: “Honey, you showed the kids WHAT?!”

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Amy Gerard is officially 40… and the universe wasted no time reminding her she’s still got it. After celebrating her birthday, Amy reveals the hilarious moment a 21-year-old waiter slid into her DMs trying to organise a drink, despite the fact her Instagram is filled with photos of her husband and kids.

Chris and Amy also unpack the realities of perimenopause, from hormone chaos and brain fog to suddenly finding your partner’s breathing unbearable. Plus, the pair debate whether banning adult sites in Australia is actually protecting kids or just pushing people elsewhere online.

There’s also a classic Facebook Mums Group dilemma about the rising cost of kids’ sport and whether families can even afford it anymore, and Amy shares the chaotic reality of school photo day, complete with an unexpected meltdown over hair gel.

Chapters

00:00 Amy’s 40th Birthday Party Recap
02:00 Amy’s Perimenopause Reality Check
07:40 PornHub Blocked In Australia Debate
13:30 Facebook Mums Group – The Rising Cost Of Kids Sport
17:30 MAFS Drama & Why Reality TV Loves Female Conflict
22:10 School Photo Day Chaos With The Kids
27:20 Amy Gets Hit On By A 21-Year-Old Waiter

🔗 Hosts

Amy Gerard
🌐 www.amygerard.com.au
📸 @amy.gerard

Chris Page
📸 @chris_page83

Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston
📧 matheweggleston@arn.com.au
📸 @eggoau on Instagram

Amy Gerard is officially 40&hellip; and the universe wasted no time reminding her she&rsquo;s still got it. After celebrating her birthday, Amy reveals the hilarious moment a 21-year-old waiter slid into her DMs trying to organise a drink, despite the fact her Instagram is filled with photos of her husband and kids.
Chris and Amy also unpack the realities of perimenopause, from hormone chaos and brain fog to suddenly finding your partner&rsquo;s breathing unbearable. Plus, the pair debate whether banning adult sites in Australia is actually protecting kids or just pushing people elsewhere online.
There&rsquo;s also a classic Facebook Mums Group dilemma about the rising cost of kids&rsquo; sport and whether families can even afford it anymore, and Amy shares the chaotic reality of school photo day, complete with an unexpected meltdown over hair gel.
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Chapters
00:00 Amy&rsquo;s 40th Birthday Party Recap 02:00 Amy&rsquo;s Perimenopause Reality Check 07:40 PornHub Blocked In Australia Debate 13:30 Facebook Mums Group &ndash; The Rising Cost Of Kids Sport 17:30 MAFS Drama &amp; Why Reality TV Loves Female Conflict 22:10 School Photo Day Chaos With The Kids 27:20 Amy Gets Hit On By A 21-Year-Old Waiter
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🔗 Hosts
Amy Gerard 🌐 <a href="http://www.amygerard.com.au" data-start="2067" data-end="2087">www.amygerard.com.au</a> 📸 @amy.gerard
Chris Page 📸 @chris_page83
Executive Producer &ndash; Mathew Eggleston 📧 <a data-start="2192" data-end="2218">matheweggleston@arn.com.au</a> 📸 @eggoau on Instagram

Amy Gerard Gets Hit On By A 21-Year-Old… The Day After Turning 40

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Amy Gerard has officially turned 40… and she’s already blaming perimenopause for everything. From brain fog and forgetting basic life admin to the sudden rage that comes with parenting young kids, Amy gets brutally honest about what life actually feels like entering your 40s.

Chris and Amy also dive into the chaos of raising kids, including the moment Amy’s son flipped her the bird at the school gate (yes, really). There’s also a debate about whether it’s still socially acceptable to proudly fly the Australian flag in your front yard, plus the weirdest stories making headlines around the world.

And in Nailed It or Failed It, Amy confesses to feeding her kids week-old salmon while Chris accidentally hits a kookaburra with a frisbee.

Chapters

00:00 Amy Turns 40 & The Birthday Celebrations
02:40 Amy Talks Perimenopause, Brain Fog & Hormones
07:45 Around The World – The Weirdest Global News
14:45 Amy’s Public Parenting Meltdown
19:50 The Oscars Predictions & Movie Debate
23:30 Should You Fly The Australian Flag In Your Front Yard?
28:20 Nailed It Or Failed It – Salmon Disaster & Frisbee Fail

🔗 Hosts

Amy Gerard
🌐 www.amygerard.com.au
📸 @amy.gerard

Chris Page
📸 @chris_page83

Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston
📧 matheweggleston@arn.com.au
📸 @eggoau on Instagram

Amy Gerard has officially turned 40&hellip; and she&rsquo;s already blaming perimenopause for everything. From brain fog and forgetting basic life admin to the sudden rage that comes with parenting young kids, Amy gets brutally honest about what life actually feels like entering your 40s.
Chris and Amy also dive into the chaos of raising kids, including the moment Amy&rsquo;s son flipped her the bird at the school gate (yes, really). There&rsquo;s also a debate about whether it&rsquo;s still socially acceptable to proudly fly the Australian flag in your front yard, plus the weirdest stories making headlines around the world.
And in Nailed It or Failed It, Amy confesses to feeding her kids week-old salmon while Chris accidentally hits a kookaburra with a frisbee.
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Chapters
00:00 Amy Turns 40 &amp; The Birthday Celebrations 02:40 Amy Talks Perimenopause, Brain Fog &amp; Hormones 07:45 Around The World &ndash; The Weirdest Global News 14:45 Amy&rsquo;s Public Parenting Meltdown 19:50 The Oscars Predictions &amp; Movie Debate 23:30 Should You Fly The Australian Flag In Your Front Yard? 28:20 Nailed It Or Failed It &ndash; Salmon Disaster &amp; Frisbee Fail
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🔗 Hosts
Amy Gerard 🌐 <a href="http://www.amygerard.com.au" data-start="1724" data-end="1744">www.amygerard.com.au</a> 📸 @amy.gerard
Chris Page 📸 @chris_page83
Executive Producer &ndash; Mathew Eggleston 📧 <a data-start="1849" data-end="1875">matheweggleston@arn.com.au</a> 📸 @eggoau on Instagram

Amy Gerard Hits 40… And Things Are Getting Weird

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On this episode of Chris & Amy, Amy Gerard reflects on International Women’s Day and the realities of juggling motherhood, marriage and a busy career.

Amy shares a hilarious behind-the-scenes moment from the team’s planning meeting while literally undergoing a pelvic floor and ab treatment (yes… really), sparking a very honest conversation about women’s health after kids.

The team also dives into the real cost of weddings, debating whether guests should actually pay for their seat at the reception, and Chris reveals his controversial rule about wedding food and gift money.

Plus, Amy opens up about the tricky moments of explaining world news and war to curious kids, something every parent struggles with.

To celebrate International Women’s Day, Chris and Amy are also joined by 17-year-old rising Formula driver Joanne Ciconte, who could be on track to become one of the next women in Formula racing.

Chapters

00:00 – Chris Surprises Amy on International Women’s Day
02:40 – Amy’s “Vagina CrossFit” Pelvic Floor Story
05:20 – The Weird Things People Did on Zoom During COVID
08:09 – How Much Should a Wedding Cost?
10:05 – The Bride Charging Guests $75 Each
12:45 – Explaining War and World News to Kids
16:35 – Meet 17-Year-Old Racing Driver Joanne Ciconte

🔗 Hosts

Amy Gerard
🌐 www.amygerard.com.au
📸 @amy.gerard

Chris Page
📸 @chris_page83

🎙️ Executive Producer
Mathew Eggleston
📧 matheweggleston@arn.com.au
📸 @eggoau on Instagram

On this episode of Chris &amp; Amy, Amy Gerard reflects on International Women&rsquo;s Day and the realities of juggling motherhood, marriage and a busy career.
Amy shares a hilarious behind-the-scenes moment from the team&rsquo;s planning meeting while literally undergoing a pelvic floor and ab treatment (yes&hellip; really), sparking a very honest conversation about women&rsquo;s health after kids.
The team also dives into the real cost of weddings, debating whether guests should actually pay for their seat at the reception, and Chris reveals his controversial rule about wedding food and gift money.
Plus, Amy opens up about the tricky moments of explaining world news and war to curious kids, something every parent struggles with.
To celebrate International Women&rsquo;s Day, Chris and Amy are also joined by 17-year-old rising Formula driver Joanne Ciconte, who could be on track to become one of the next women in Formula racing.
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Chapters
00:00 &ndash; Chris Surprises Amy on International Women&rsquo;s Day 02:40 &ndash; Amy&rsquo;s &ldquo;Vagina CrossFit&rdquo; Pelvic Floor Story 05:20 &ndash; The Weird Things People Did on Zoom During COVID 08:09 &ndash; How Much Should a Wedding Cost? 10:05 &ndash; The Bride Charging Guests $75 Each 12:45 &ndash; Explaining War and World News to Kids 16:35 &ndash; Meet 17-Year-Old Racing Driver Joanne Ciconte
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🔗&nbsp;Hosts
Amy Gerard 🌐 <a href="http://www.amygerard.com.au" data-start="2119" data-end="2139">www.amygerard.com.au</a> 📸 @amy.gerard
Chris Page 📸 @chris_page83
🎙️ Executive Producer Mathew Eggleston 📧 <a data-start="2248" data-end="2274">matheweggleston@arn.com.au</a> 📸 @eggoau on Instagram

Amy's International Women’s Day Truth Bomb

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FULL SHOW: “Honey, you showed the kids WHAT?!”

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