Big questions being answered (hilariously) this week – is it Scissor Paper Rock or Rock Paper Scissors? 
How does Boy Maths differ from Girls Maths (greatly)? 
Is it wrong to kiss your kids on the lips? 
And how has Hollywood’s biggest wanker managed to outdo himself? Dude Where’s My Brain?!

Big questions being answered (hilariously) this week – is it Scissor Paper Rock or Rock Paper Scissors? How does Boy Maths differ from Girls Maths (greatly)? Is it wrong to kiss your kids on the lips? And how has Hollywood’s biggest wanker managed to outdo himself? Dude Where’s My Brain?!

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.

Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.

Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.

It’s real life, not reel life.

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.
Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.
Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.
It’s real life, not reel life.

Chris Page & Amy Gerard

FULL SHOW: Hollywood’s #1 wanker’s outdone himself

Chris & Amy debate the toughest number of kids to have, and we chat to absolute superwoman Claire Hooker who has NINE kids and homeschools them! We are in awe of this lady.
Plus 1 in 3 Aussies admit they’re lonely and struggle to make friends as adults, but May Gerard is the exception to this rule. She’s been ‘collecting mums’ for years, and she has 3 terrific tangible tips for making new friends in your 20s, 30s and 40s. 
Plus expect to see fellow travelers ‘raw dogging’ on planes these school holidays (wtf? We explain) and you won’t believe what happened on Day 1 of Amy’s husband Rhian returning to work.

You can follow (and be equally amazed) by Claire Hooker and her family of 11 on insta at Claire Louise Hooker (@clairelouisehooker) • Instagram photos and videos

Chris &amp; Amy debate the toughest number of kids to have, and we chat to absolute superwoman Claire Hooker who has NINE kids and homeschools them! We are in awe of this lady. Plus 1 in 3 Aussies admit they’re lonely and struggle to make friends as adults, but May Gerard is the exception to this rule. She’s been ‘collecting mums’ for years, and she has 3 terrific tangible tips for making new friends in your 20s, 30s and 40s. Plus expect to see fellow travelers ‘raw dogging’ on planes these school holidays (wtf? We explain) and you won’t believe what happened on Day 1 of Amy’s husband Rhian returning to work. You can follow (and be equally amazed) by Claire Hooker and her family of 11 on insta at <a href="https://www.instagram.com/clairelouisehooker/">Claire Louise Hooker (@clairelouisehooker) • Instagram photos and videos</a>

FULL SHOW: “I have NINE kids & I homeschool them!”

Amy is appalled that both Chris and her husband Rhian had lost their kids this week and we hear some of your epic stories of losing yours. We look into what men are like when they’re sick versus women (worlds apart). Plus Chris has heard the most amazing wedding story you’ll ever hear – what would you have done?

Amy is appalled that both Chris and her husband Rhian had lost their kids this week and we hear some of your epic stories of losing yours. We look into what men are like when they’re sick versus women (worlds apart). Plus Chris has heard the most amazing wedding story you’ll ever hear – what would you have done?

FULL SHOW: “I love you, let’s get married – now!”

If a shopkeeper knows your name, do you go there too much? Plus MUST we volunteer at our kid’s school?!
Chris and Amy also dissect the latest in JT’s dramas and Chris takes Amy to task about an inappropriate text she sent to his wife.

If a shopkeeper knows your name, do you go there too much? Plus MUST we volunteer at our kid’s school?! Chris and Amy also dissect the latest in JT’s dramas and Chris takes Amy to task about an inappropriate text she sent to his wife.

FULL SHOW: Hollywood’s #1 wanker’s outdone himself

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