Amy has rediscovered the spark in her relationship 
Chris comparing his life to Amy's over the past week
Rage Rooms
The Baking World Nagi Recipe Stolen
Annoying Kid Songs
Things that make you go aghhh

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Amy has rediscovered the spark in her relationship&nbsp; Chris comparing his life to Amy's over the past week Rage Rooms The Baking World Nagi Recipe Stolen Annoying Kid Songs Things that make you go aghhh
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Hear the show LIVE across the Weekend on @KIIS1065 @KIIS1011 @KIIS973bne 8am - 10am (Sat &amp; Sun)

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.

Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.

Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.

It’s real life, not reel life.

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.
Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.
Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.
It’s real life, not reel life.

Chris Page & Amy Gerard

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.
Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.
Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.
It’s real life, not reel life.

FULL SHOW - Getting the SPARK back in your relationship

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Christmas chaos officially hits peak level. Amy opens up about total end-of-year burnout — juggling school holidays, work pressure, kids’ birthdays, presents, teachers, family logistics and the mental load that never switches off. The pair vent about everything they hate at Christmas (elves, pudding, forced church trips and bonbons), before spiralling into a rant about cheeky restaurants adding “suggested” tips in Australia.

The Facebook Mums Group sparks outrage when one brutally honest mum admits she tells her kids the full truth at Christmas — no magic, no lies — and Chris & Amy are absolutely not having it. Plus, Amy shares shock landscaping quotes, the “wanker tax,” and why women get charged more, before the show wraps with a new favourite game: running to the savage Instagram comments on a viral haircut disaster.

Chapters & Timestamps

00:00 – Christmas fatigue & why Amy is exhausted
01:40 – Presents under the tree debate
02:50 – What we hate about Christmas (elves, pudding, bonbons)
06:30 – Restaurants adding “suggested” tips — cheeky or fair?
10:15 – Facebook Mums Group: the mum who ruins Christmas magic
13:20 – Landscaping quotes, the “wanker tax” & getting ripped off
17:00 – Amy’s Christmas mental load meltdown
20:30 – Running to the Instagram comments: viral haircut edition
23:00 – Final Christmas wrap & sign-off

Keywords

Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Christmas burnout, Christmas mental load mums, Elf on the Shelf stress, Facebook Mums Group radio, Australian parenting podcast, Christmas parenting Australia, restaurant tipping debate Australia, mental load mums, Instagram comments segment, running to the comments, viral haircut comments, funny radio show Australia, KIIS FM Chris & Amy, end of year burnout mums, Christmas stress parents

Christmas chaos officially hits peak level. Amy opens up about total end-of-year burnout &mdash; juggling school holidays, work pressure, kids&rsquo; birthdays, presents, teachers, family logistics and the mental load that never switches off. The pair vent about everything they&nbsp;hate at Christmas (elves, pudding, forced church trips and bonbons), before spiralling into a rant about cheeky restaurants adding &ldquo;suggested&rdquo; tips in Australia.
The Facebook Mums Group sparks outrage when one brutally honest mum admits she tells her kids the full truth at Christmas &mdash; no magic, no lies &mdash; and Chris &amp; Amy are absolutely not having it. Plus, Amy shares shock landscaping quotes, the &ldquo;wanker tax,&rdquo; and why women get charged more, before the show wraps with a new favourite game: running to the savage Instagram comments on a viral haircut disaster.
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Chapters &amp; Timestamps
00:00 &ndash; Christmas fatigue &amp; why Amy is exhausted 01:40 &ndash; Presents under the tree debate 02:50 &ndash; What we hate about Christmas (elves, pudding, bonbons) 06:30 &ndash; Restaurants adding &ldquo;suggested&rdquo; tips &mdash; cheeky or fair? 10:15 &ndash; Facebook Mums Group: the mum who ruins Christmas magic 13:20 &ndash; Landscaping quotes, the &ldquo;wanker tax&rdquo; &amp; getting ripped off 17:00 &ndash; Amy&rsquo;s Christmas mental load meltdown 20:30 &ndash; Running to the Instagram comments: viral haircut edition 23:00 &ndash; Final Christmas wrap &amp; sign-off
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Keywords
Chris &amp; Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Christmas burnout, Christmas mental load mums, Elf on the Shelf stress, Facebook Mums Group radio, Australian parenting podcast, Christmas parenting Australia, restaurant tipping debate Australia, mental load mums, Instagram comments segment, running to the comments, viral haircut comments, funny radio show Australia, KIIS FM Chris &amp; Amy, end of year burnout mums, Christmas stress parents

Amy’s Christmas Burnout: Elves, Mental Load & Running to the Comments

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Chris & Amy acknowledging the Bondi tragedy before shifting gears into comfort viewing, Christmas chaos and classic Chris & Amy energy. Amy leads the charge on festive vibes, Christmas movies, and the very real mental load mums are carrying as December ramps up.

The show’s new “Around the World” segment delivers pure chaos — from the world’s fastest garden shed in the UK, to Turkey ruling that liking thirst traps can be grounds for divorce, to a Scottish darts player hospitalised after a spectacularly unhinged meltdown.

Amy then opens up about end-of-year burnout, sibling warfare, and her boys choosing violence before breakfast, before sharing a chaotic but joyful girls’ Christmas lunch that involved R&B, questionable dancing and zero regrets. The episode wraps with parenting guilt, outsourcing “core” mum and dad jobs, and a brutally honest Nailed It / Failed It — including Amy admitting she swore at her kids and Chris losing an illegal vape somewhere in the house.

Chapters & Timestamps

00:00 – A heavy week & finding the balance
02:15 – Christmas countdown & festive movie debates
05:50 – Around the World: fastest shed, thirst-trap divorces & darts disaster
10:15 – Kids are cooked: end-of-year burnout & sibling chaos
14:15 – Amy’s girls’ Christmas party (R&B, dancing & safe chaos)
18:10 – Outsourcing parenting guilt: bikes, swimming & driving lessons
22:30 – Nailed It / Failed It: mum rage, Christmas wins & a lost vape
26:10 – Final thoughts & sign-off

Keywords

Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Gerard parenting, end of year burnout kids, Christmas mental load mums, Around the World radio segment, fastest garden shed, Turkey divorce social media, darts player meltdown, sibling fighting Australia, mum burnout December, girls Christmas party, relatable parenting podcast, Australian radio comedy, KIIS FM weekend show, Nailed It Failed It segment

Chris &amp; Amy acknowledging the Bondi tragedy before shifting gears into comfort viewing, Christmas chaos and classic Chris &amp; Amy energy. Amy leads the charge on festive vibes, Christmas movies, and the very real mental load mums are carrying as December ramps up.
The show&rsquo;s new &ldquo;Around the World&rdquo; segment delivers pure chaos &mdash; from the world&rsquo;s fastest garden shed in the UK, to Turkey ruling that liking thirst traps can be grounds for divorce, to a Scottish darts player hospitalised after a spectacularly unhinged meltdown.
Amy then opens up about end-of-year burnout, sibling warfare, and her boys choosing violence before breakfast, before sharing a chaotic but joyful girls&rsquo; Christmas lunch that involved R&amp;B, questionable dancing and zero regrets. The episode wraps with parenting guilt, outsourcing &ldquo;core&rdquo; mum and dad jobs, and a brutally honest Nailed It / Failed It &mdash; including Amy admitting she swore at her kids and Chris losing an illegal vape somewhere in the house.
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Chapters &amp; Timestamps
00:00 &ndash; A heavy week &amp; finding the balance 02:15 &ndash; Christmas countdown &amp; festive movie debates 05:50 &ndash; Around the World: fastest shed, thirst-trap divorces &amp; darts disaster 10:15 &ndash; Kids are cooked: end-of-year burnout &amp; sibling chaos 14:15 &ndash; Amy&rsquo;s girls&rsquo; Christmas party (R&amp;B, dancing &amp; safe chaos) 18:10 &ndash; Outsourcing parenting guilt: bikes, swimming &amp; driving lessons 22:30 &ndash; Nailed It / Failed It: mum rage, Christmas wins &amp; a lost vape 26:10 &ndash; Final thoughts &amp; sign-off
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Keywords
Chris &amp; Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Gerard parenting, end of year burnout kids, Christmas mental load mums, Around the World radio segment, fastest garden shed, Turkey divorce social media, darts player meltdown, sibling fighting Australia, mum burnout December, girls Christmas party, relatable parenting podcast, Australian radio comedy, KIIS FM weekend show, Nailed It Failed It segment

Amy’s Kids Have Officially Hit End-of-Year Meltdown Mode

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It’s a big Sunday with Chris & Amy diving straight into Christmas chaos - from the kids counting down “six–seven weekend” to the stress of Bad Santa gift swaps and tea-towel-heavy presents. Amy opens up about end-of-year burnout and why every mum in Australia is one school drop-off away from rocking in a dark corner. Chris argues remote work and the anti-alcohol movement have broken young people, leading the pair into a debate about social isolation, courage juice, and memories made in shopping trolleys.

The show spirals into the new under-16 social media ban, how teens will cope without Snapchat, and why Amy is telling her kids the police will show up if they watch YouTube. Then it’s a wild detour into a 79-year-old UK aristocrat advertising for a wife (must not be a Scorpio, must run two castles, must provide two male heirs… casual). Finally, the Facebook Mums Group steps up with the week’s dilemma: Is posting your kid’s face online a problem? Amy weighs in, Chris threatens kidnappers, and we wrap with Lady Gaga ticket giveaways.

Chapters

00:00 – Christmas Weekend & Gift Swap Chaos
03:00 – Are We Too Soft? Kids, Remote Work & Alcohol Chat
06:30 – Amy’s End-of-Year Burnout
10:00 – “I Can Sing!” Viral Guy & Running to the Comments
12:45 – Under-16 Social Media Ban
17:45 – The UK Aristocrat Looking for a Wife
21:45 – Facebook Mums Group: Posting Kids Online
25:45 – Final Laughs & Gaga Tickets

Keywords

Chris & Amy podcast, KIIS FM, Amy Gerard burnout, Christmas stress mums, Bad Santa gifts, remote work debate, alcohol and socialising, social media under-16 ban, parenting chat Australia, Facebook Mums Group, viral comments segment, UK aristocrat ad for wife, Sunday radio show Australia, funny radio moments, Amy Gerard parenting.

It&rsquo;s a big Sunday with Chris &amp; Amy diving straight into Christmas chaos - from the kids counting down &ldquo;six&ndash;seven weekend&rdquo; to the stress of Bad Santa gift swaps and tea-towel-heavy presents. Amy opens up about end-of-year burnout and why every mum in Australia is one school drop-off away from rocking in a dark corner. Chris argues remote work and the anti-alcohol movement have broken young people, leading the pair into a debate about social isolation, courage juice, and memories made in shopping trolleys.
The show spirals into the new under-16 social media ban, how teens will cope without Snapchat, and why Amy is telling her kids the police will show up if they watch YouTube. Then it&rsquo;s a wild detour into a 79-year-old UK aristocrat advertising for a wife (must not be a Scorpio, must run two castles, must provide two male heirs&hellip; casual). Finally, the Facebook Mums Group steps up with the week&rsquo;s dilemma: Is posting your kid&rsquo;s face online a problem? Amy weighs in, Chris threatens kidnappers, and we wrap with Lady Gaga ticket giveaways.
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Chapters
00:00 &ndash; Christmas Weekend &amp; Gift Swap Chaos 03:00 &ndash; Are We Too Soft? Kids, Remote Work &amp; Alcohol Chat 06:30 &ndash; Amy&rsquo;s End-of-Year Burnout 10:00 &ndash; &ldquo;I Can Sing!&rdquo; Viral Guy &amp; Running to the Comments 12:45 &ndash; Under-16 Social Media Ban 17:45 &ndash; The UK Aristocrat Looking for a Wife 21:45 &ndash; Facebook Mums Group: Posting Kids Online 25:45 &ndash; Final Laughs &amp; Gaga Tickets
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Keywords
Chris &amp; Amy podcast, KIIS FM, Amy Gerard burnout, Christmas stress mums, Bad Santa gifts, remote work debate, alcohol and socialising, social media under-16 ban, parenting chat Australia, Facebook Mums Group, viral comments segment, UK aristocrat ad for wife, Sunday radio show Australia, funny radio moments, Amy Gerard parenting.

Amy Cracks: “I’m Cooked. Absolutely Cooked.”

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