Party Wizards

In which we start November with medieval Lime scooter jousting, planing the perfect party with Shark Tank winner Nelson Brooks and voting! GET TO THE POLLS REGARDLESS OF PARTY! And then lets rage.  MEET THE PARTY BOYS!  GET ME IN BROOKLYN!  GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper…

Pringle All the Way

In which we pop and therefore can not stop as Pringles announces its Halloween contest where the winner can we a Pringles urn and 200 years worth of potato based snacks cuz Pringles aren't legally allowed to be called "chips".  GET TO CLASS!  GET ME IN BROOKLYN!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE a…

Out of Character: Demons and Klingons

In which I let my roommate Josh Zagoren take over the Birdcast and talk to the great Mark Lancaster aka Nox the Demon Overlord of Six Flags Fright Fest.  Here's a clip from Bard Fiction GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at 10/12/26 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of …

The First Birdcast of October

We made it! It's the Crispy Times, the Ghost Wonderful Time of the Year, the SCREAMson and I'm in a hotel in Baltimore here for the Edgar Allan Poe Fest. Sometimes you're where you need to be. This week's report (the first of October) is from last month's CLASS! at the Lincoln Lodge and it's all ab…

Batman & the Last Birdcast of September

In which I celebrate Batman Day 2026 (and the last Birdcast of September) on my way to The International Edgar Allan Poe Festival and Awards cuz we wouldn't have Batman without Edgar Allan Poe.  GET TO BALTIMORE!  GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete at the Green Mill C…

Hot Nordic Treasures

In which we set sail for the Baltic Sea and surrounding areas cuz the three largest Viking Age coin hordes have been found and Goonies never say die!  GET TO BALTIMORE!  GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete at the Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 09/12/26 courtesy of WKQX (Q1…

Ig Nobility

In which we celebrate the 36th Annual Ig Nobel Prize winners and that means: SCIENCE!  ADDENDUMS: It's Mark AY-brums (not Ay-brah-hams); It's pro-BOSS-sideees (nuts) and it's Ig no-BELL! Cuz we do corrections here. Cuz we believe in science.   GET TO CLASS!  GET TO BALTIMORE!  BUY SOME STUFF  …

Steakin' Naked

In which I discuss C.L.A.S.S. Soiree's latest culinary experience where you can dine naked in Florida like nature intended.  GET TO DOROTHY! GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete at the Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 08/15/26 courtesy of WKQX (Q101.1 FM) and Jeppson’s Malört…

Back on the Dave Matthews Dump Bus

In which I do my job as YOUR avian journalist and bring in an actual expert on the Dave Matthews Band's famous dump bus.  COME GET ME, OHIO!  GO MEET TOMSTER!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete at the Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 08/08/26 and Logan Arcade in Chicago courtesy of WKQX …

Word Salad

In which I get you to eat your words before the robots do.  COME GET ME, OHIO!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete at the Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 08/01/26 in Chicago courtesy of WKQX (Q101.1 FM) and Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse  Come find me in all your …