For the first time in CBC history, we investigate not just one celebrity—but two. Using their email correspondence published in T Magazine as a primary source, we finally uncover the depths of intellectual flirtation between Israeli-American heartthrob Natalie Portman and noted Brooklyn dad/author Jonathan Safran Foer. From Poconos vacations to forcing your children to be pretentious, 12-course foam meals in London, wikipedia procrastinating, the return of sweetbreads, and Lily learning about Palestine—this is one rigorous discussion. You've got mail!