It's Britney, bitch! This episode can't be overprotected any longer—we slammed Miss Britney Jean Spears' first and only memoir, "The Woman In Me," in less than 48 hours to bring you an explosive, two-part episode—spanning two hours of podding, 274 pages, and 41 years of Louisiana pop royalty. From her court-ordered lithium regimen to smoking Virginia Slims, Justin Timberlake's blaccent to their harrowing abortion—this is, quite simply, our Super Bowl. Plus, Brit's toxic father, her bitchy sister, everyone being jealous of her fame, and Michelle Williams' insanely Southern delivery. Gimme more!