Today contained multitudes. From Sydney Sweeney not really surprising us again, to people being annoying by being better than us on their first try, to the long awaited valuation of our GOLD!

BONUS: At What point Is It Okay To Sh** Your Pants And Did These People Cross The Line?
11:20

BONUS: We Can Put A Man On The Moon But Can’t Do Anything To Change This Hygiene Issue
08:09

FULL: "Dinner Would Be The Least Datey Part About This" Are Carrie And _____ Going On A Date?
46:36