Dr Mala Fortuna is a specialist psychologist and human behaviourist who has successfully treated many people who had previously suffered from paraskevi-dekatria-phobia, the dreaded fear of Friday the 13th. He was MEANT to join Lester Kiewit in studio to pour cold water on the notion that there is an increased likelihood of misfortune each time Friday the 13th comes around, but his trip was delayed by a series of unfortunate circumstances. Or so we were told.