Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, and today we’re calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear!

One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!

Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s been assigned to work on a school fundraiser with another parent, and he’s going to meet our own Brooke Fox who has some exciting ways make money involving their kids!

Today’s Phone Tap victim frequently uses HotYoga to get her exercise and today we’re telling her that she’s getting moved from the “normie” class into the Yoga group for only the hottest of hot!

 Coming up in your Phone Tap, one of our listeners found her roommates missing credit card and before returning it, she immediately emailed us to set her up for a Phone Tap instead!

Today’s Phone Tap victim uses a box meal prep service and her last delivery was one meal short! While she wants some kind of refund for their mistake, we’re about to make her life harder than ever! 

Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap we’re spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about your ex that we can!

Coming up in your Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom!

 Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worry! We’re calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…

Coming up in your Phone Tap, one of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther!

 Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!

 Coming up in your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard!

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so we’re calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!

Coming up in your Phone Tap we call the mother of a young softball player and tell her the new team name has become official and its causing a stir all over the community!

Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to the same restaurant for their anniversary every year, but this year things are changing… We’re going FOODLESS and they get to be the first customers to try it!

 Our Phone Tap victim today is just weeks away from retirement so his wife asked us to mess with him using one of the most frivolous reasons for a lawsuit we’ve ever thought of!

 Coming up in your Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?

Coming up in your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy who recently asked his bank for help clearing his student loan debt, and lucky for him he’s been accepted to a program! Unlucky for him it’s not exactly going to help him…

 Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!

Today’s Phone Tap victim is ALWAYS on the phone while at the gym, so his buddy emailed us to mess with him by installing a new gym rule that applies exclusively to him!

 Coming up in your Phone Tap, we’re confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the Mall Law!

 Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a new apartment and she LOVES it. But we’re about to remind her about a little, tiny, fine print she must have forgotten to read…

 One of our listeners told us the woman he was talking to blocked him almost immediately… but it was all apart of HER elaborate plan.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but we’re making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!

 Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife. Hear the uncomfortable conversation 

 Coming up in your Phone Tap, Jose is posing as Piano teacher “Peter Pianist” and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive.

Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, we’re gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so we’re going to make a BIG CHANGE to Library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!

 Coming up in your Phone Tap you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

 Coming up in your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…

In today's Phone Tap, we tell a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!

Coming up in your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but we’re on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues.

  In today’s Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!

 Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas

Brooke is posing as a wedding planner in today’s Phone Tap and she has some high standards that our maid of honor/phone tap victim might disagree with.

 Getting back in the dating gameis tough, but its even harder when your first match is “Steady Eddie” and he’s eager to introduce you to his friends, too.

 Today’s Phone Tap victim is adamant that he doesn’t want a house cleaner coming over to his apartment, but his roommate emailed us so we’re gonna make his worst nightmares come true!

Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap!

Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re helping a guy making it to his guys trip but not before stealing him away from his wife on her birthday weekend!

One of our listeners emailed us and said her husband FORGOT her birthday, and she thought the best way to get back at him was to have us Phone Tap him pretending to be his dentist!

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a repairman is at her home fixing her dishwasher but she’s about to get a whole new handful of problems instead! 

Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re calling a soon-to-be new dad and asking him if he’s alright if we gamble on the birth of his new baby. We’ve got some money to win!

 Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!

 Coming up in your Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as corporate HR and enacting a plan for mass layoffs that’s so bizarre it can only happen once every 8 years!

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”

 One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife who runs the front desk at the motel they own! She hates awkward confrontation so we’re gonna make our personal issues her business in a brand new Phone Tap!

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, we’re gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today we’re calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!