Second d d Well, this happens every once in a while, but sometimes before call I need to warn my co hosts please do not get too excited. Okay, do not make any sensual sounds pretext your husband's that you're not coming home today because we have a guy on the phone for a second date with an accent. Oh, I phone away. My listener's name is Charles. Okay, Charles, Now that my co hosts are braced for it, let's hear your voice. Hello, masters and bangs. All he said was hello, all right, so welcome to the show, Charles. And I'm apologizing ahead of time here, but it's totally okay. I mean, I get it all the time here. Honestly, it must be hard life that you live. Yeah, why don't you move here? Before we get into your day, Charles. Your email says that you travel around a bit, so apparently it doesn't make it easy for you to meet people, is that right? Honestly, it's very difficult because you know, six months of the year I'm over here and then six months I'm back home in England, and it really makes it hard to make any kind of real connection. Yeah, that would be hard. I mean in either place, because like, what are you going to do, like hang out with somebody for a couple of months and be like, oh, we're going to do long distance for six months. That sounds terrible, That sounds kind of nice. Distance would be good on and off. But you know, if it's hard to meet people, Charles, how did you meet the person that you want us to call today? So? I actually met us through a friend and my friend was like, listen, I have this friend who's recently single. And you know I was a bit skeptical. Wait, you met her? You you met her here or you met her back in England. I'm sorry because we can't make international calls. Our station doesn't have a budget for that. Literally don't have the money. Yeah, no, it's here, It's all right, Okay. And so you were kind of hesitant, you said, I mean, who wouldn't be you know, recently single? That normally sets off the alarm those, doesn't it. Yeah? Yeah, so let's just say that once she started so many pictures on a phone, those apprehensions kind of went away. Okay, So she was hot enough that you were willing to be her rebound? Well when you put it that way, but yeah, can we attach a name to this person that you saw. Yeah, a name's Melanie. Melanie okay, so did you ask her out? So it was kind of like a mutual thing. Um, we decided to meet up at the local pub. We call that a bar around here. So we went to the pub. We had a few drinks, we got to know each other, having, you know, nice little conversation. What did you think about the like chemistry between you two? I mean I thought went really well, to be honest, because you know, as soon as she started talking to me, she was just like, oh my god, I love your accent. Thank you so much. I never hear that. That's funny. Would you guys connect over a little bit of everything? To be honest, I mean, we played darts, We played a bit of snooker, a bit of what is that like a different type of pool game or something. Snooker is the Ish version of pool where you put him in your mouth. That's your version hide the queue. You don't have to explain the rules to us. But that sounds like a good time everywhere. At one point she let me know that she's actually a model. Oh with an accent and a model are you kidding me? I'm curious. How did she drop that? I always wonder how people work that into a conversation. Was in her bio or was she really a model? Because he never saw a bio because they were hooked up by Yeah, okay, so I know she she just kind of you know, we're talking about what we do, and she mentioned that she was a model, and so I think anyone would do this in the situation. I was like, oh, do you have any modeling pictures? And she just showed you her Instagram. Now she actually pulled up about these professional looking photo shoots all in a gallery. Sounds to me like Charles is getting a little randy. Yeah, it sounds to me like I can see why she turned down a guy with an accent. She has a lot of options. Yeah. How did things end? That night? After a few drinks and after a few laughs, I walked out to a car. You know, I was kind of hoping for, you know, a little good bye kiss. Well it's a little sneaker A little after Oh this game was good yea version, and and I was shot down. Shall we say I got the side hug. Do you have any idea why she might have turned you down? I mean, the only thing I can think of is that when she showed me a modeling pictures, I boo. I'll be honest, I had to pick my job of off the floor, you know. Oh but that's a flattery. In reaction, she wants I would have thought, sope, maybe you just never gave her a compliment. Did you remember to pick your job up and like say something afterwards? Oh? Yeah, I mean I let her know that she was absolutely gorgeous, both in person and fact. I even said she was better in person. You were just dashing. Maybe it sounds better when he says, yeah, probably said the word dashing. Dashing. Oh it is pretty good. Yeah, Why is Jose's pants off? I don't know. We're gonna go to work for you, Charles. Right here, we're going to play a song come back, and we're gonna call Melanie for you, and we're going to figure out why she is not calling back. The most charming British bloke we have ever spoken to on this show. Thank you, Thank you so much. Cheerio Second, Harry Styles, Jude Law, Ronald Weasley. What are they all besides the fact Alexis's d M feet picks to all of them, They're all from England. But none of those blokes compare to the British charmer who reached out to us for help today with a second date named Charles. Charles was from Haggard. But they're in English, that's British. Yeah, if they're definitely in English. Okay, Now, Charles spends time on both continents, but recently he got set up with a woman over here, a model named Melanie. Oh man, it must be so hard to be you, Charleslie is recently single. She's so excited. After their night out at the pub, Melanie is now acting like a royal B which stands for boo, because she's ghosting even in even in what do you call it Royal English? What do we call his English? Different means English English? Yes, thank you, And the whole point of this call is to try and reach out to the Royal b to see if we can reconnect them. Brooke, Okay, before we call Melanie, do you have any last thoughts or lewd comments that you would like to hear it? Charles? I mean, Charles, you actually really liked Melanie, right, not just because she was super hot, like you want a relationship, Yeah, I mean she she seemed like an absolutely that she's calling you a loose man. Charles. Wow, our Charles would never brought I would trust me. I do not look down on the part of anything. I don't know. I'm kind of excited for you. I think that you can get this back. I mean, I really hope so, because it is really difficult to meet people from honest right, especially hot models. Difficult for anyone too. Yeah, I'm a little bit intimidated to call her, but we're gonna do it. I'm nervous, but here we go. I'm gonna dial Melanie and we're gonna get your second day update right now. Hello, it's Inner Voice. This is going to be a tough one. Yeah. Hey, is this Melanie. Yes, this is Shane. You can do this. Jeff yeous. You got it? Hey, Melanie, what's up? No, I'll call him from a radio show broken Jeffrey one morning, Melanie. I feel like there's a lot of people there. I'm Jeff, there's everybody else. Yeah. But the whole thing is we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners who went on a date with you recently, and you're not talking to him afterwards, and he doesn't really know why. Um, I feel bad. Can you specifically say the person's name? Does that mean you're going out with a lot of guys right now? She is? We know you just got out of a relationship you were set up by your friend, Oh the British guy. Okay, yes, Charles is the one that's trying to get a hold of you. But apparently you're not talking to him anymore, and he doesn't understand why. I mean, I was a little disappointed in their date. I follow you were a little missled. Yeah, Oh was he not like as cute as you thought he was going to be or something? I mean I was told that he was a professional athlete, so I was thinking what you were told that he was a what a professional athlete? Oh? We never asked, well is he not? Because we never asked him if he was. I don't. We have no idea. It makes sense six months in and out, it's a season. Well, I mean I was assuming he played football, you know, soccer, soccer? Okay, I mean this guy's a professional dart player. Dart? Yeah? Is that a bad thing? Though? When you say that it's bad for him to be a professional dart player. I just expected someone tall and athletic and not like a normal guy that plays darts at a bar. I don't know. It just feel like if it's not in the Olympics, it's not a sport. I don't know. He was mean. So that was a disappointment to you, I think definitely, And you couldn't get over it. Like as much as I really really like Tom Holland, I just wasn't expecting Tom Holland average. Look but Sayda loves Tom Holland and look how awesome she is. En. You can try and sound young all you want, Bro, I'm just saying, Melanie, like you could be that cute couple. You could be her the Zendia Zendia Zendeia to the Tom Holland. Okay, let's get off of Tom Holland and Zendiah and let's focus on guys who cares m Well. Now is the perfect chance to have that conversation with him, because Charles is actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. Oh gosh, Charles, you there, Hi, Melanie, Hello him. It's a little awkward. I have to just correct you on something. I am a professional athlete. Well, while I'm from dots Is, it's renowned. It takes focus, it takes this sterity, it takes it's do you have to be a top tier human being to be this good darts? I mean, I'm the top player in all of England, dude, So like people in England know your name. I get stopped in the street when I walk through London wower like they're huge in England. Then they come out here, no one knows who the heck they are. Melanie? Does that make up for his lack of biceps and apps? I mean I never said anything about him the high steps right because they weren't there. But he sounds like like everybody knows him that he's a pretty big deal over in England. You mentioned that darts isn't on the Olympics, not yet. Okay, Okay, so the whole movement there, but that's not the point over here. I am dominating the competition. Soon he's going to be posing like half naked in a Calvin Klein had. I'm sure, well not what? Yeah, it just doesn't sound like you believe me. Melanie and I make a lot of money. You are upset that she It just sounds like you're trying to prove to her that you are of the caliber that she was expecting, Like, you're not insulted that she may be looking for more surface things. Well, like I didn't question about being a model. I didn't say, hey, you're a model, get up there on the catwalk, give us a twelve. Yeah, face value. I'm sitting here, you know, I am an athlete, maybe not the one she envisioned, but I don't need to prove myself to have to have my profession just kind of pushed aside. You know, it's it's a little insulting. Okay, does it sound a little bit like tiny Tim wants another bowl of porridge? I don't even know if that means, but I do feel bad that he feels disrespected. So, okay, you've apologize. But my picture of a professional asthlete is definitely different than you know, where you as a dark player. Well, sometimes the best things in life come in a small package. Well that I have a lot of fun, Melani. And then, and to be honest, I kind of want to continue that kind Well, you can continue it on our bill because we will pay for the next date you guys go on if you both agree, Melanie. If someone's going to try it's hard to get my attention by calling the radio to call me. I gotta give you as I can can. If he is a professional athlete, I think maybe he should be able to pay for the date. Right. Oh, I thought you didn't care about the money. I mean, even rich people like free things. I mean I shouldn't have to do that. If he says he makes so much money, Yeah, but he probably doesn't have have a gift card to the cheesecake factory. We'll toss one in there. I don't think I know about the cheesecake factory? Is that? Is that something I should That's gonna blow your freaking nickers off an Jeffrey in the Morning man. After that, I think we all deserve to get knighted. Is that what happens when you help an English person? Alexis you know, I've never been knighted, been dumped by an English for a call from Buckingham Palace for telling this British guy about the cheesecake factory. You know, the second he goes in there, he's gonna eat a few slices and immediately lose his accent. Yeah, he's gonna blame us for I love this one. I'm still impressed with us. I don't know. I can't believe he wasn't more upset with her. No, dudes are so shallow too. He was totally fine that she only wanted him for his money. Yeah, I was gonna say it's still a fishing to me that once he mentioned, while I'm the number one player in England. Yeah, they will travel a lot to fire treat on each other. Yeah, I mean they both know what they're getting into. Yeah, but I'm still impressed. I'm taking it as a wake up. A British person and a really beautiful person. They always need help. Yea love for them. And if you need help right now, you can always email us. 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Second d d Well, this happens every once in a while, but sometimes before call I need to warn my co hosts please do not get too excited. Okay, do not make any sensual sounds pretext your husband's that you're not coming home today because we have a guy on the phone for a second date with an accent. Oh, I phone away. My listener's name is Charles. Okay, Charles, Now that my co hosts are braced for it, let's hear your voice. Hello, masters and bangs. All he said was hello, all right, so welcome to the show, Charles. And I'm apologizing ahead of time here, but it's totally okay. I mean, I get it all the time here. Honestly, it must be hard life that you live. Yeah, why don't you move here? Before we get into your day, Charles. Your email says that you travel around a bit, so apparently it doesn't make it easy for you to meet people, is that right? Honestly, it's very difficult because you know, six months of the year I'm over here and then six months I'm back home in England, and it really makes it hard to make any kind of real connection. Yeah, that would be hard. I mean in either place, because like, what are you going to do, like hang out with somebody for a couple of months and be like, oh, we're going to do long distance for six months. That sounds terrible, That sounds kind of nice. Distance would be good on and off. But you know, if it's hard to meet people, Charles, how did you meet the person that you want us to call today? So? I actually met us through a friend and my friend was like, listen, I have this friend who's recently single. And you know I was a bit skeptical. Wait, you met her? You you met her here or you met her back in England. I'm sorry because we can't make international calls. Our station doesn't have a budget for that. Literally don't have the money. Yeah, no, it's here, It's all right, Okay. And so you were kind of hesitant, you said, I mean, who wouldn't be you know, recently single? That normally sets off the alarm those, doesn't it. Yeah? Yeah, so let's just say that once she started so many pictures on a phone, those apprehensions kind of went away. Okay, So she was hot enough that you were willing to be her rebound? Well when you put it that way, but yeah, can we attach a name to this person that you saw. Yeah, a name's Melanie. Melanie okay, so did you ask her out? So it was kind of like a mutual thing. Um, we decided to meet up at the local pub. We call that a bar around here. So we went to the pub. We had a few drinks, we got to know each other, having, you know, nice little conversation. What did you think about the like chemistry between you two? I mean I thought went really well, to be honest, because you know, as soon as she started talking to me, she was just like, oh my god, I love your accent. Thank you so much. I never hear that. That's funny. Would you guys connect over a little bit of everything? To be honest, I mean, we played darts, We played a bit of snooker, a bit of what is that like a different type of pool game or something. Snooker is the Ish version of pool where you put him in your mouth. That's your version hide the queue. You don't have to explain the rules to us. But that sounds like a good time everywhere. At one point she let me know that she's actually a model. Oh with an accent and a model are you kidding me? I'm curious. How did she drop that? I always wonder how people work that into a conversation. Was in her bio or was she really a model? Because he never saw a bio because they were hooked up by Yeah, okay, so I know she she just kind of you know, we're talking about what we do, and she mentioned that she was a model, and so I think anyone would do this in the situation. I was like, oh, do you have any modeling pictures? And she just showed you her Instagram. Now she actually pulled up about these professional looking photo shoots all in a gallery. Sounds to me like Charles is getting a little randy. Yeah, it sounds to me like I can see why she turned down a guy with an accent. She has a lot of options. Yeah. How did things end? That night? After a few drinks and after a few laughs, I walked out to a car. You know, I was kind of hoping for, you know, a little good bye kiss. Well it's a little sneaker A little after Oh this game was good yea version, and and I was shot down. Shall we say I got the side hug. Do you have any idea why she might have turned you down? I mean, the only thing I can think of is that when she showed me a modeling pictures, I boo. I'll be honest, I had to pick my job of off the floor, you know. Oh but that's a flattery. In reaction, she wants I would have thought, sope, maybe you just never gave her a compliment. Did you remember to pick your job up and like say something afterwards? Oh? Yeah, I mean I let her know that she was absolutely gorgeous, both in person and fact. I even said she was better in person. You were just dashing. Maybe it sounds better when he says, yeah, probably said the word dashing. Dashing. Oh it is pretty good. Yeah, Why is Jose's pants off? I don't know. We're gonna go to work for you, Charles. Right here, we're going to play a song come back, and we're gonna call Melanie for you, and we're going to figure out why she is not calling back. The most charming British bloke we have ever spoken to on this show. Thank you, Thank you so much. Cheerio Second, Harry Styles, Jude Law, Ronald Weasley. What are they all besides the fact Alexis's d M feet picks to all of them, They're all from England. But none of those blokes compare to the British charmer who reached out to us for help today with a second date named Charles. Charles was from Haggard. But they're in English, that's British. Yeah, if they're definitely in English. Okay, Now, Charles spends time on both continents, but recently he got set up with a woman over here, a model named Melanie. Oh man, it must be so hard to be you, Charleslie is recently single. She's so excited. After their night out at the pub, Melanie is now acting like a royal B which stands for boo, because she's ghosting even in even in what do you call it Royal English? What do we call his English? Different means English English? Yes, thank you, And the whole point of this call is to try and reach out to the Royal b to see if we can reconnect them. Brooke, Okay, before we call Melanie, do you have any last thoughts or lewd comments that you would like to hear it? Charles? I mean, Charles, you actually really liked Melanie, right, not just because she was super hot, like you want a relationship, Yeah, I mean she she seemed like an absolutely that she's calling you a loose man. Charles. Wow, our Charles would never brought I would trust me. I do not look down on the part of anything. I don't know. I'm kind of excited for you. I think that you can get this back. I mean, I really hope so, because it is really difficult to meet people from honest right, especially hot models. Difficult for anyone too. Yeah, I'm a little bit intimidated to call her, but we're gonna do it. I'm nervous, but here we go. I'm gonna dial Melanie and we're gonna get your second day update right now. Hello, it's Inner Voice. This is going to be a tough one. Yeah. Hey, is this Melanie. Yes, this is Shane. You can do this. Jeff yeous. You got it? Hey, Melanie, what's up? No, I'll call him from a radio show broken Jeffrey one morning, Melanie. I feel like there's a lot of people there. I'm Jeff, there's everybody else. Yeah. But the whole thing is we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners who went on a date with you recently, and you're not talking to him afterwards, and he doesn't really know why. Um, I feel bad. Can you specifically say the person's name? Does that mean you're going out with a lot of guys right now? She is? We know you just got out of a relationship you were set up by your friend, Oh the British guy. Okay, yes, Charles is the one that's trying to get a hold of you. But apparently you're not talking to him anymore, and he doesn't understand why. I mean, I was a little disappointed in their date. I follow you were a little missled. Yeah, Oh was he not like as cute as you thought he was going to be or something? I mean I was told that he was a professional athlete, so I was thinking what you were told that he was a what a professional athlete? Oh? We never asked, well is he not? Because we never asked him if he was. I don't. We have no idea. It makes sense six months in and out, it's a season. Well, I mean I was assuming he played football, you know, soccer, soccer? Okay, I mean this guy's a professional dart player. Dart? Yeah? Is that a bad thing? Though? When you say that it's bad for him to be a professional dart player. I just expected someone tall and athletic and not like a normal guy that plays darts at a bar. I don't know. It just feel like if it's not in the Olympics, it's not a sport. I don't know. He was mean. So that was a disappointment to you, I think definitely, And you couldn't get over it. Like as much as I really really like Tom Holland, I just wasn't expecting Tom Holland average. Look but Sayda loves Tom Holland and look how awesome she is. En. You can try and sound young all you want, Bro, I'm just saying, Melanie, like you could be that cute couple. You could be her the Zendia Zendia Zendeia to the Tom Holland. Okay, let's get off of Tom Holland and Zendiah and let's focus on guys who cares m Well. Now is the perfect chance to have that conversation with him, because Charles is actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. Oh gosh, Charles, you there, Hi, Melanie, Hello him. It's a little awkward. I have to just correct you on something. I am a professional athlete. Well, while I'm from dots Is, it's renowned. It takes focus, it takes this sterity, it takes it's do you have to be a top tier human being to be this good darts? I mean, I'm the top player in all of England, dude, So like people in England know your name. I get stopped in the street when I walk through London wower like they're huge in England. Then they come out here, no one knows who the heck they are. Melanie? Does that make up for his lack of biceps and apps? I mean I never said anything about him the high steps right because they weren't there. But he sounds like like everybody knows him that he's a pretty big deal over in England. You mentioned that darts isn't on the Olympics, not yet. Okay, Okay, so the whole movement there, but that's not the point over here. I am dominating the competition. Soon he's going to be posing like half naked in a Calvin Klein had. I'm sure, well not what? Yeah, it just doesn't sound like you believe me. Melanie and I make a lot of money. You are upset that she It just sounds like you're trying to prove to her that you are of the caliber that she was expecting, Like, you're not insulted that she may be looking for more surface things. Well, like I didn't question about being a model. I didn't say, hey, you're a model, get up there on the catwalk, give us a twelve. Yeah, face value. I'm sitting here, you know, I am an athlete, maybe not the one she envisioned, but I don't need to prove myself to have to have my profession just kind of pushed aside. You know, it's it's a little insulting. Okay, does it sound a little bit like tiny Tim wants another bowl of porridge? I don't even know if that means, but I do feel bad that he feels disrespected. So, okay, you've apologize. But my picture of a professional asthlete is definitely different than you know, where you as a dark player. Well, sometimes the best things in life come in a small package. Well that I have a lot of fun, Melani. And then, and to be honest, I kind of want to continue that kind Well, you can continue it on our bill because we will pay for the next date you guys go on if you both agree, Melanie. If someone's going to try it's hard to get my attention by calling the radio to call me. I gotta give you as I can can. If he is a professional athlete, I think maybe he should be able to pay for the date. Right. Oh, I thought you didn't care about the money. I mean, even rich people like free things. I mean I shouldn't have to do that. If he says he makes so much money, Yeah, but he probably doesn't have have a gift card to the cheesecake factory. We'll toss one in there. I don't think I know about the cheesecake factory? Is that? Is that something I should That's gonna blow your freaking nickers off an Jeffrey in the Morning man. After that, I think we all deserve to get knighted. Is that what happens when you help an English person? Alexis you know, I've never been knighted, been dumped by an English for a call from Buckingham Palace for telling this British guy about the cheesecake factory. You know, the second he goes in there, he's gonna eat a few slices and immediately lose his accent. Yeah, he's gonna blame us for I love this one. I'm still impressed with us. I don't know. I can't believe he wasn't more upset with her. No, dudes are so shallow too. He was totally fine that she only wanted him for his money. Yeah, I was gonna say it's still a fishing to me that once he mentioned, while I'm the number one player in England. Yeah, they will travel a lot to fire treat on each other. Yeah, I mean they both know what they're getting into. Yeah, but I'm still impressed. I'm taking it as a wake up. A British person and a really beautiful person. They always need help. Yea love for them. And if you need help right now, you can always email us. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.