Second Date Update: Imperfect 10

Published Mar 27, 2023, 3:05 PM

The guy in today’s Second Date said he used one perfect GIF to instantly stand out and it got him a date with a woman WAY out of his league… He’s gonna share his secrets in the podcast!

Second dat day when I was thirteen years old. This is true, Okay, I recorded an original song called reach for the Sky. Why I guess literal we've gotten to a point where you willingly playing this. It's dead blast on iTunes currently. But the thing is, the underlying message of this song is, no matter what you do in life, you should aim high, shoot for the stars. Even if you're a weird, little sheltered Jewish boy. What's the worst that could happen? I wish we could just hear more of it without us talking. Yeah. The thing is, even though that mantra didn't really work out so well for me because here I am in the dying industry of terrestrial radio, Luckily it did work for one of our listeners named Brett, who says he shot for the moon in his dating life and it may have actually worked out for him. So let's let's talk to him right now. Brett. How's it going? Man? Hey, what's up? Guys? Oh? Man? You big young Jeffrey fan here is single years ago and now you're a reaching for the stars or what. He's the one person but then immediately deleted before dude, I got respect, Like it's true, Like I do like I shoot for the moon, like I'm always looking for the best. Yeah, what does that mean in your dating life? Well, that's what I mean, you know, Like so when I'm dating, like, I love the challenge of trying to get with somebody that's just completely beautiful, knowing that like I don't really deserved him. Well, tell us about the challenging woman that you met. Our name is Hannah, and I matched a ten. Like, good for you. How do you? How do you land a ten? What was your secret? Well? I will, like you know, so I go into like my laboratory and just like your lab, you have a lab at. Okay, yeah, yeah, so I'm like, I try to be witty with her. I make some jokes and I guess the term is courting. But like with somebody is who's that gorgeous? It's worth to work for her attention? Yeah, I feel like it's worth it for anyone that you're interested in. It doesn't have to be only worth it for tens. But okay, so it sounds like to get it sounds like you used some like witty, interesting humor on her and that got her attention. Yeah, and like she did respond with me, but it was kind of hit or miss. It wasn't always getting a response from her. And okay, granted I was a little corny sometimes, but like I was genuine. Oh, give us an example. Can I hear an example of something you would have said to her? Well, you know, it just wants to be sweet talked around. I told her that she had pretty eyes. Oh man, where's the funny part that come from your laboratory. It's not mixing with a lot of chemicals. Well, so like I send her a gift of like Steve Vashimi that is actually funny. Okay, yeah, yeah. So finally, like we get to the point where I'm like, okay, hey, you and me dinner Saturday night? Right? Did it happen? And you know, I'm sitting there kind of like waiting a while, and it's just after a while, she's just like no, down what Well, I was back to my laboratory and then like you like thirty minutes to get another text, she says no Sunday six pm. And I'm like, okay, so she said no, but then she said yes, she's trying to be funny. She said no to Saturday, and then half an hour later she said I can do Sunday. There we go, not quite worthy of a Saturday night. But that's okay. You know you're getting your foot in the door. So what did you end up doing? Well? So I said, all right, so sushi, okay, all right, and then she responds like immediately like no, okay, okay. Did she give a suggestion or do you just have to keep going down the list of different foods? No? But half an hour later, another half an hour later, she suggests a place that's by her apartment. Okay, she just bossing you around telling you whatever, Yeah, move for sure. Oh yeah, so you ended up going out to a restaurant? Yes, we did? What was that like? So? Like, I was so nervous that I got there like half an hour early and I had them like stood up the whole table because like I wanted everything to like look perfectly. She got there and she comes in. She oh so she like does not disappoint She is every bit of amazing as she looks in her pictures, and she only says no. Yeah. Well, she walks in and I greet her with the table and everything, and she says we need to move the table that she can't sit there. What you specifically chose the best table in the house, didn't you? Well I thought I did, but she had her reasons. I guess I don't. I don't know. I just wanted to make her comfortable, so I was like, no problem, we'll move the table. And I asked her if we could bake, you know, if they're getting everything together. It was like, you want to like get a drink or like get to know each other. And she's like, what you asked for? That? Isn't that the whole point that we're on this date? Would you like to have a conversation, perhaps you should have some food? Why she's gonna say no, She said, to every other question you've ever asked this woman, why would you set yourself up for that? Well, she said that she'd feel more comfortable if we didn't start getting to know one another until we moved to table. So we just sort of sat there and think, she is Wow, and you're attracted to this still, right, She's amazing. She just looks so amazing. Yeah, all right, Oh, I don't know if your brain's working, but something's working in your decision making. So we got it. We got moved to another table, and she likes the corner spot and didn't know. It's great, it didn't really last very long. Did you ever get to know each other at all? Yeah, I'm sure I'm trying to sense. Was there like an actual love connection, any type of bond at all, Jeff, because it sounds like you just stared at her whole time? No, I mean, I'm I was trying really hard, Okay. As I was walking her out, I was like, I've got a surprise for you, like I have something for you, and she said, oh, I didn't realize I didn't see kidnapping me on your profile and a jo Yeah she was joking, I think, okay, okay, like kidnapping joking all right. Did you laugh at it? Yeah? I tried to, Like I've been trying to laugh it off. But I had some flowers in my car that I wanted to give her, okay, and she thought it was going to be ziptized and duct tape. That was probably unpleasant surprise to the car. So I gave her some flowers and I asked her if I could walk her to her apartment and she said no, and I was like, oh, yeah, I get it. Respect her boundaries, right, what can you do? Of course, offered so that's it. I tried to text for another date, and uh, that's all I got. Maybe that was your opportunity to actually kidnap her, like she's what we wanted. Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't want to like unveil a mystery, but it sounds like she's just a typical girl, just wanted to maybe be nice for your dinner. You seemed like a nice enough guy, and maybe she's trying to find love, but you're a no yeah out guy. Think I think you should be kidnapped her. But one of these answers is right. We're gonna call her and find out which one it is when we do your second date update right after this second date. A perfect ten. I don't know if I've ever seen one before. Hello, Oh, you're right, except when I look in the mirror, that is true. Thank you for pointing that out this side of the rooms. Fine, I'm fine with division. Tens are rare, but they do exist. And one of our listeners he actually matched with a perfect He actually matched with a perfect ten online and her name is Hannah and she's kind of a handful though, because she shot down pretty much every suggestion Brett had for their date. Changed the time of it, the location even made them move tables when they were at the restaurant, which might sound high maintenance for a nine or lower, but again, Hannah's a ten. Yeah, get what they want. Wouldn't it be nice to live in that world? Yeah? It really is nice to live in that world. You Brad, Before we get started, you said that you've been texting a little bit with Hannah, but it's been spotty. What's the nature of your text with her. I've texted her, I've invited her bowling, I've invited her out to the bar. They've nail exactly. But I've given options, you know, like I've expressed that I want to see her again, and what she's saying. Sometimes she gives me nose and sometimes it's nothing. So you're not misunderstanding that she's not interested. You're just hoping we can help you, I see. But the fact that she is still at least responding at all, I think that's a win. Now we're going to try to say you look at someone else shows it has to be mean. So let's call this other Tan and see what she has to say. You're ready to do this, Brett, Yeah, let's do it. I'm thrilled. I haven't been blocked yet. All right, but maybe after this. Here we go, I'm dialing your number right now. Hello. Hi is this Hannah? Yeah, Han's answer the phone. Really nice to talk to you right now. My name is Jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, Hannah. Those are some other people that are on the show, but the person you want to talk to is me. How are you doing, Hannah, I'm Jef's assistant. Okay, what's up. Well, we're doing a really special segment that we only do for really special people like yourself. It's called a Second Date Update, and we're looking to reconnect you with a really cool guy that you went out with recently named Brett. Hello. Okay, do you remember Brett? Hannah? Yeah you do? Okay, good? Okay? Did what kind of impression did he make on you? I don't understand why I would be calling you guys that. It's a good question. We spoke to Brett about your guys's date and he had a lot of really nice things to say about you and said he had a good time, and he's been trying, apparently to arrange a second meet up. Well, and I'm sure whatever, whatever the reason is, it's not your fault. You think it's Bret's fault. Well, I'm just trying. I'm trying to guess. I'm on your side, is what I'm trying to say. No matter what you say, it's right. Brat's getting the vibes that maybe you don't want to go out again. It's not like a seven would say it would Okay, Okay, Yeah, I'm just like doing stuff. Um okay, maybe that's great. Maybe you could do stuff with Brett. Okay, I don't want to do the type of stuff that he keeps asking me to do. Like she's texting me about bowling and I told him I hate bowling and she's just like still asking me to do that. I don't want to do. Okay, that's very annoying or anything you like. Yeah, it's a good question, Alexis I like dinner but only because I have to? What do you mean only because you have to? You don't have to think it would have been a yeah, you have to eat. It's an activity to live. If she had a choice, she would never have dinner. What would you do? What is there anything you find fun? It just sounds like you hate everything I don't hate everything. I just don't like everything. Okay, pessimist, Well, I think don't conquer that. They'll tell you you don't like Well, that's what a pessimist is. They don't. Here's my situation. I don't like activities in general, and I don't want to do that. So honestly, it's just like, if he wants to go out to eat, we can do that. But other than dinner, I'm really not interested in ask throwing or all the other dumps that he's texted me about. Okay, well, so curious what you do all day? Yeahs perfectly. I think that that would be okay with Brett. He was just trying to figure out some fun stuff that you guys could do together. Take away fun, don't do fun. Yeah, he just wants to find some stuff, not even stuff at this he just wants to be while you both don't enjoy it. You guys literally have any other questions for me? Because I have other stuff to get I do a more question. Would you like to talk to Brett? And the answer is yes, because he's on the other line right now, listening and wanting to say something. Brett. Yo, Henna, it's Brett Uh, yeah, Hey, how are you doing? I'm fine, Brett? Why do you have these people calling me? No? Look, I just I really like here, I just heard a bit of what you said. I just what do you mean? Like you don't like to do activities? You don't made it super clear. I'm okay, what's going out again? Honestly we could do that. It's not a big deal. But I don't want to do anything. Sounds perfect? What do you understand where Brett is? Maybe I'm a little confused. So what do you do? You just have that we can eat? But you know what, honestly, I'm thinking about going on a forty day fast, so I think to look at what would what do you want? Okay, honestly, Brett, listen, I'm over dating at the moment. So if you really don't want to do it again, like that's fine too. Just no, no, like it's whatever I want to date you. I just alright? Like, so, like, do you want to just hang out and watch TV? Maybe? No, Listen, if you want to buy me dinner, I need to eat, let's do that. We can that's it and no activity. But TV seemed like a good suggestion, Hannah, like that that's pretty much not doing anything right. TV is an activity and I already made clear I'm not interested in activities. Brett. Okay, Brett, why do you want to cut? Yeah? I mean literally, we no offense, Hannah. But you sound like one of the least interesting people in the entire We can find you a nice nine Brett. Yeah, it's like, what are you going to offer in a relationship, Hannah, Hannah, I apologize for my co host over there. That's a six talking over there. She doesn't understand what it's like being elite, even with a ten. If you don't have a good personality, Like what are you like? You're nothing, You're a ten Brook. You don't have to be anything else. Does you just exist? Yeah, that's okay. It drops you by like half. Okay, I don't really understand why you guys talk on nine tens and all these other numbers. But honestly, I really have to go Brett. Is there anything else? Oh? Yeah, well, uh spit it out. Just stay with your sake because I'm going to hang out. I want to go out with you again. We get eat dinner. I'll buy your dinner. We don't have to do anything, like just whatever whatever you want to do. That was kind of sweet, wasn't it. Hannah. We'd like to pay for you guys to sit in the same vicinity and do nothing. Yeah. I can sit in the dark and just match each other's breathing. All right, I'm hanging out. That's considered an activity. Hang up. I think that was a yes from her, though. I think that was a yes only if he pays. He doesn't need your money. Okay, I'm not a charity. Brett. I get it, you got the bill, I got it, I got it. Well we did. This feels so wrong a lot of other women out there. Yeah, it's gonna be like like a silence. Like I like soup, he likes soup. She doesn't like anything. By stop putting likes in her head. And even if she did like it, she wouldn't talk about it and be careful. Eating soup is in activity. It's dangerously close Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. I feel like we have to do this every few weeks. But once again I must warn my co host, please do not openly bag on the people that we're trying to score dates with. She was just mean, Oka, Like she wasn't nice I'm not going to be nice to people who aren't nice or kind or just something kind of boring. She was just she was saying what she likes and who she is, and you're out there telling her she's not interesting. She's a pessimist. She's a terrible person. The pessimist is it's somebody that doesn't like everything, that doesn't like everything. It doesn't feel good to be called pessimist. I'm just trying to defend our listener and help him in his life. A bad choice to go out with this woman coming after I say she's unique, she is different. Don't you think we should celebrate the unique different people in our community? Brook, Or do you want to take away her rights too? What's unique about her? I agree with you now, But if this girl hit me up on my love you say anything, don't say nothing. I don't like to say anything either, so you can be all judgy, But me and Rosy are going to be enjoying our time with her at our two nothing, absolutely nothing party and I seconds anyway. You can always email the show for help or find our podcasts up online at Broken Jeffrey dot com. Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning

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