Second Date Update: How Dare You Chat Me Up

Published Apr 3, 2023, 3:09 PM

They said it couldn't be done... That there was no way to incorporate human sacrifice into a first date in a fun way... But one of our listeners managed to pull it off successfully...

Second Dad. Normally, when we hear a guy say he went out with a woman who's way out of his league, the first thing that comes to our minds is looks. Yeah, I think you're right. We're thinking she's in New York. Ten he's an Idaho six and a half yea, which is still striking gold for me. You know, not in this case, I'll take that nugget. One of our listeners, Tyler, says he went out with someone whose brain is a ten, and he's still an Idaho six and a half. But Tyler, you say she's good looking too, right? She is? Yes, yes, okay, red flag, pretty and smart. Her personality's got to suck there there it is, where'd you meet this girl? We met online? So she's checked my boxes physically, she checks all these boxes and she's still online dating. Was it like tender or so into inquiries? There's a normal dating app. I'm guessing yeah, yeah, okay. And what's her name? We didn't get that? Veronica? Veronica? That is my name is a ten? God, tell us a little bit about Veronica. What did you like about her? Okay? So, I mean obviously beautiful, but you could just tell she was really interesting and smart and do you mean tell like when you saw her dating profile or when you met her in person. It's the profile, Okay, because she's in the art and she's into books and reading. J swiped less seven times studio books. I feel like, well, but that's that's something that you like. Maybe that's something that you like about her. Yeah, yeah, I do. I like somebody who's smart and who's who's educated and intellect sexy for sure. Great. Yeah, so what'd you end up doing for your date? So? I thought I could make it a little bit unique since she's so much into art and literature and reading. So we went to a few different libraries, like all these unique places with that instead of like, yeah, exactly a library anything but a library. If you post a book when you like a library, stop judging. There are some dark seed sections in every library where you can seek. Ay. I spend actually a lot of time in the library, A good part literally not Yeah, And I just they're not that'd be hard to like sit and have a conversation. They're quiet places. You know, that's true. But you know it's not just about books. It's about you know, you look around and the architecture of the buildings. These libraries are are pretty cool, that's true. A lot of them have coffee shops in there too. I don't think so a library adult they have, that's true, this is coffee. What am I drinking? Sorry? You know what, Tyler, If you had a good time in the library and she had a good time, then that's great. Yeah. I will say, I already like this. This is probably the most unique day one of them that we've ever heard, where you guys are finding a different thing to entertain. Okay, I like it for them, I don't like it. I think what was her thoughts though? I mean I felt like it went well. Maybe the problem was she had to drive separately, so I don't want to make her feel uncomfortable, you know, driving to someplace for somebody you don't really know. So sure you drove separately to all three libraries. Yeah, yeah, for the first one you feel safe enough to ride together? Was it four? I mean, it's it doesn't matter. That's a valid point. But the other, you know, the other thing is, and you guys brought it up a little bit. It's tough to all can get to know each other when you're in the library. You've got to kind of be quiet a little bit. I'm not really comfortable and outgoing all the time, so I thought it maybe a little bit more romantic to go somewhere where I didn't have to talk as much and be, you know, on as much. I can kind of be a little bit more intimate, intimate by being silent, just you know, get to know each other without actually having to babble on and on and on, you know, just okay each other's presence. Yeah, like a twenty year old married couple. I don't know, did you feel like she was asking you more questions than you were asking her. I'm actually not sure about that. She probably was a little bit more outgoing than I was, I'll say that. Yeah, yeah, I really ask is like, you know, maybe that was a sign that she was like trying to fill the void, right, yeah, yeah, that it wasn't comfortable for her. She's acting questions, She's like I'm trying to read. Yeah, yeah, I mean maybe it felt like she wanted to talk more and I want to be a little bit more quiet and reserved. Okay, Well, I feel like calling a radio station for help is going to prove to her that you do have an outgoing side as well. Yeah, you was there at any point during the day, a super romantic or flirtatious moment that would be like a highlight you could point out. Yeah, we were being jokey and flirty. And one time I grabbed a self help book that said that, you know, the Beginner's Guide the Human Sacrifice and said, oh, I don't know forty if that's forty, but it's something. Okay, It's like I don't have virgin blood, so it's not gonna work. Yeah, maybe on your next day you could sacrifice someone together and we'll send you there hopefully if we can get her on the line when we do your second day at update right after this. Thank you, all right, hold on, this little piggy went to the library. Oh, this little piggy went to another library. Okay, this little piggy went to a third library. It's all libraries with this piggy and no coffee shops inside, like I thought they were. Okay, should go to one sometimes, Yeah, I guess so. Because Tyler, our listener, took Veronica to a bunch of different libraries around the city because he knew that she loved reading and art and smart stuff like that. But afterwards, this little piggy hasn't been able to get himself another date, so he went. We we we all the way to the radio station for help. Are we the big bed Wolf? Were the safe place? I feel like this is the last time you read and a little concerned about that. Well that's okay, yeah, one library too. It's not about me and my reading. It's about Tyler and trying to get him hooked up again with Veronica. Tyler, Yes, how you feeling man lucky? This question? Okay? Why I feel like I'm gonna get lucky? You guys are gonna pull through for me. Okay, that's a different meaning thing. We're not providing that service. But we forgot to ask, like, have you talked to her at all since your library date? No? I called once, my SENTI text nothing. That's not too much either. That's good. Well, we have dozens and dozens of phone lines to call her. On one of them she has to answer. Let's give it a shot. Okay, We're gonna call her from eight different lines of one. I will call her for four straight days until she picks up the phone. I promise you that, Tyler. Okay, let's do this on one line will work. Okay, let's try it the first time. Here we go. Hello, Hi is this Veronica? Ah? Yeah, who's calling? Hey? This is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Ok Okay, I have to pause there to see if there's any recognition. I also feel like it made you sound intellectual show. Yeah, we hear that you are intellectual type. Yeah it's trancy. I am so confused. Far you guys calling me and um, why of what you ask good questions in intellectual Yes, we've heard that from one of our listeners named Tyler, who you apparently went out with the other day to several libraries. Oh yeah, but now you're not calling him back, and so we're trying to help him through this segment called the Second Date Update to figure out if something went wrong or if we could fix it. Yeah, you know, to see what's going on. Maybe get you another shot. Okay. A radio station is trying to play matchmaker. Okay, this is real. Yeah, we're not really trying to play matchmaker. It sounds like you guys already matched online. Well yeah, no, I mean we did match online. We met on an app, but um, I'm not sure if that translated to matching in real life. Something just sort of fell off. I'm so curious what you're saw or feelings were when he suggested the library tour. Yeah, I actually really loved that. I thought that was super unique. You know, I'm just so sick of like going to the coffee shop or like going to the bar, like it's like it's just kind of boring. And you know, that's why you got to find a library that has a coffee shop and a bar inside. I did. I'd go to that. Actually, yeah, I too. But you had fun then with the library aspect of your date. I mean I really loved it. Such a unique idea. I love that he sort of took something and I really loved with his books. I love reading. I'm a huge reader, and he kind of like tailored the date towards one of my interests, which I thought was really nice. Oh that's it's a very thoughtful thing of him to do. Okay, yeah, very thoughtful, not generic. But unfortunately, the chemistry just wasn't there. Do you think it's because the setting didn't like give it a chance to chemmis as smart as you are. Yeah, I mean it's hard to have a strong connection with someone in a place where you're supposed to stay quiet and whisper all the time. Is that what's going on? Yeah? I mean we didn't talk a lot in library, and because you kind of need to be quiet obviously, and sure, I thought maybe he was nervous or something, so I asked him to grab a drink afterwards, and he said no, thanks. Oh whoa, we didn't hear about that part of the sty Does he not drink? Do you think? Is that why he could say that? I thought maybe that, But he was just a completely different person than who I met online, Like I thought we were vibing on chatting and then like in person, I like, why wouldn't you want to get a drink after going to three libraries? Like I'm smart, boring? I mean was it ten in the morning? Like, oh, well that wasn't well happened? Sorry? That Uh that's Tyler who was supposed to wait till we call him in, but oh my, okay, he's been listening on the other line this whole time. You can say hi to im. Tip, Yeah, where you want to go? Back? Three churches? Like, oh, church architecture is actually pretty crazy. Maybe she's super religious? I mean sorry, So I guess I just you know, I have something to admit to you, and everybody knows. Okay, I mean that's fine. I just you know, if you don't drink, like no judgments, that's fine, Like you could have done something else, but you just like he stout. So I'm just really weirded out that you want to ask me out again. But well, when we matched online, you were just you know, you're so beautiful and intelligent, sophisticate. I just knew I couldn't match up to that. In order to seem more charming, I was texting you using you know, chat, GPT and chatte that is like the computer generated texts. Wait, that wasn't really you texting with her? Yeah, so I'd like type in, hey you're a sile guy, say something smart, funny, classic are and and it came out that works? Bro? Yeah da is it an app? Website? Okay? Well good for the reason. Wait, so like use artificial intelligence to talk to me through a dating app? Like, I'm just having trouble wrapping my head around this, Like, so, yeah, you were a completely different person. So oh he was like a droid and now he is a human. I feel like I got catfished by like a chat bot, is what happened? Oh my gosh. Wait wait so you don't actually like monee though, um u that's how you pronounce it. That though, was like, Manna, dude, you gotta tell us this type of stuff before we call someone. This is not a little nervous, That's that's all. I like. It's just for me. I'm a little bit shy at first, but once you get to know me, I'm I have a much better personality and bigger personality. It's just the initial meeting was a little bit intimidating to me. I mean, and it makes sense why you picked a library so you didn't have to talk. Oh and that's why you said note to the bar too. You were like nervous about exposing yourself like free thought, I mean exposing not in that way, like just not living up to the intellectuals that you showed online. Yeah, you basically lied about all of your interests and then plagiarized an entire online conversation with me. So I'm lucking like a fake person, right, No, I'm not a fake person. I put out all the emoji's myself. That's some sophisticated stuff. They're like hundreds of them to pick for it, I picked it took a lot of intellectual labor to pick out a book emoji. When we're talking about look the brook, do you give him any credit here for at least going through all this effort to try and impress her. Yeah, I get that you didn't have enough to offer her, and that's too bad. That's a little bit harsh. Well, I mean all of it, but like I think you should come at it within a big apology instead of don't blame me for this, Like that's kind of a not a awesome look. I agree. Yeah, I just I don't know. I just because he didn't really get a chance to talk talk at the library, so I thought maybe a second date at the exact same time he had the first date wasn't in my best interest. You're not making any sense, so it doesn't make any sense at all. That's chat bought. What you should say here, tyler yead you have a pulled up right now or use your actual responses or you like have like a laptop open like while we're on like on the phone, Like I don't trust you now, and that's bad. So I've been honest with you since we've been talking on the radio here, and I do have the chat up. I'm just not using it the blank screen. Okay, Oh my god, oh my god. Maybe you should Jeffrey. I mean, he's earnest, he likes you, and I bet he really does. Like Monee, Tyler say something nice about Monee. He used wonderful colors. Yeah, my nephew said the same thing when he watched Thomas the Train the Intellect shining fru today. And we would like to connect you to one more time for another day and pay for that date, you know, library, coffee shop, bar, combo, gift card. You don't, they don't exist. You're gonna find it, Yeah, Veronica, I don't know. I mean, like Tyler, like the date idea was all you, I think maybe, and that was great, and you made some funny joke about human sacrifice and you came up with something beforehand, like I think you should maybe give yourself some more credit because I think you are smart and funny. But yeah, you're just not the right person for me, my trust. So I'm sorry, I can't get that back. I'm sorry, man, that's base emoji. Yeah, alright, Tyler disappointed base emoji brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Well, no, surprise, didn't really work out for Tyler on that one. I feel for him. I do, poor buddy. That's why I asked chat GPT, I actually did. I asked it to say something kind and funny about a guy who just got rejected for a second date. I bet they came up with a good answer. Here's what it said. Well, getting rejected for a second date may not feel like a laughing matter at first, but it's always good to keep your sense of humor about it because who knows. Maybe the person you asked out has a terrible taste in movies, or they're secretly a cat person. Oh hey, cat people are bad chat JPT. Whatever the reason may be, just remember that rejection is not a reflection of your worth as a person. That's right. Keep your head up, keep being yourself, and keep putting yourself out there because the right person is out there waiting for you. Maybe someday you'll look back on this rejection and laugh about it over a drink with your future soulmates. Wow, that's so cute awesome. That could be true too. Because you're on the radio and you're like, you'd never believe what I did. Go, oh my god, I think I want to date the chat GPT as some inappropriate questions right after this. But if you ever want to hear any of our second day podcasts, you can find them up online wherever you get them at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey, that's the one you had chat GPT right at the end of the day, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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