Second date up date. Once in a while we like to ask our listeners to read the Tinder bios of the person that they're interested in, but this time they got ahead of it and just sent it directly to us. Oh okay, because one of our listeners, James, met a woman online with these things written on her profile. It said love cats and the color purple, the actual color, not the movie.

Second date up date. Once in a while we like to ask our listeners to read the Tinder bios of the person that they're interested in, but this time they got ahead of it and just sent it directly to us. Oh okay, because one of our listeners, James, met a woman online with these things written on her profile. It said love cats and the color purple, the actual color, not the movie.

The movie's amazing. How you love the movie?

The movie's amazing. How you love the movie?

Maybe doesn't see it?

Maybe doesn't see it?

Harsh Ready to get my heart broken again?

Harsh Ready to get my heart broken again?

She said.

She said.

I mean, that's not the goal, but it's the likely outcome.

I mean, that's not the goal, but it's the likely outcome.

Oka more than a little very jaded realistic.

Oka more than a little very jaded realistic.

She says, if you let me spend the night, I'll stay in your closet and never leave.

She says, if you let me spend the night, I'll stay in your closet and never leave.

That's funny if you read.

That's funny if you read.

That on a profile. If you let me spend the night, I'll stay in your closet, never leave. How are you swiping?

That on a profile. If you let me spend the night, I'll stay in your closet, never leave. How are you swiping?

Just regardless?

Just regardless?

I don't think it was left, left or right, just like go straight up on that sweat. James, our listener read that, and apparently he was immediately hooked. So, James, what does that sentence mean to you? Let me spend the night, I'll stay in your closet and never leave.

I don't think it was left, left or right, just like go straight up on that sweat. James, our listener read that, and apparently he was immediately hooked. So, James, what does that sentence mean to you? Let me spend the night, I'll stay in your closet and never leave.

That means there's a possibility I might be getting some action.

That means there's a possibility I might be getting some action.

Yeah all right, I thought you were just hoping somebody would hang up your clothes in your closet.

Yeah all right, I thought you were just hoping somebody would hang up your clothes in your closet.

Closet act. You're the type of guy that either ignores red flags or just doesn't see them at all in the first place.

Closet act. You're the type of guy that either ignores red flags or just doesn't see them at all in the first place.

Run towards him many.

Run towards him many.

Yeah, I see a projects of this project that you met. Her name is Whitney.

Yeah, I see a projects of this project that you met. Her name is Whitney.

Whitney.

Whitney.

Okay, are you? I mean it sounds just I know you're joking with us, but were you looking for just a hookup or are you looking for something more serious?

Okay, are you? I mean it sounds just I know you're joking with us, but were you looking for just a hookup or are you looking for something more serious?

So I think the old me is looking up for the hookup, but the new me, who's like getting older and stuff, I'm thinking more long term.

So I think the old me is looking up for the hookup, but the new me, who's like getting older and stuff, I'm thinking more long term.

Now, okay, so the new you is the one who reached out to her online. Yeah, okay, what did new you say?

Now, okay, so the new you is the one who reached out to her online. Yeah, okay, what did new you say?

I joked around with her and was like, hey, I cleaned out my closet for you.

I joked around with her and was like, hey, I cleaned out my closet for you.

Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

Yeah for her joke.

Yeah for her joke.

Yeah, you know, literally literally I thought it was funny, and she laughed and we just started chatting.

Yeah, you know, literally literally I thought it was funny, and she laughed and we just started chatting.

All right, all right, did you meet up for a date?

All right, all right, did you meet up for a date?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah, we met up at this local bar she was familiar with it. I go there every now and.

Yeah, we met up at this local bar she was familiar with it. I go there every now and.

Then, so oh wow, So you guys could have been there at the same time. So I always think that's so crazy, you know, like you meet a line, but you could have easily met in person at some point.

Then, so oh wow, So you guys could have been there at the same time. So I always think that's so crazy, you know, like you meet a line, but you could have easily met in person at some point.

Right, what was it like when you first saw.

Right, what was it like when you first saw.

You know, it was happy hour. I was like, not feeling cheap, but like she was totally down to drink. She wasn't like snooty about drinking beer, which was awesome.

You know, it was happy hour. I was like, not feeling cheap, but like she was totally down to drink. She wasn't like snooty about drinking beer, which was awesome.

It sounds like you're like an old frat guy who wanted to challenge her to a contest she's an alcoholic and she's not.

It sounds like you're like an old frat guy who wanted to challenge her to a contest she's an alcoholic and she's not.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It sounds like you've had a bad running with girls who were kind of snooty about their beers.

It sounds like you've had a bad running with girls who were kind of snooty about their beers.

Yeah yeah, you know some of them they want their martinis with a twist and some nineteen forty two, And I'm like, come on, man, I don't want to take a loan out. Okay, right, let's just go with the well Drakes today, low maintenance, you like that exactly, Keep it low?

Yeah yeah, you know some of them they want their martinis with a twist and some nineteen forty two, And I'm like, come on, man, I don't want to take a loan out. Okay, right, let's just go with the well Drakes today, low maintenance, you like that exactly, Keep it low?

Okay.

Okay.

How is your time together?

How is your time together?

You know, we talked about our goals and dreams, and I told her about me wanting to be a Hollywood actor because that's kind of been a dream of mine.

You know, we talked about our goals and dreams, and I told her about me wanting to be a Hollywood actor because that's kind of been a dream of mine.

Oh what are you doing to make that happen?

Oh what are you doing to make that happen?

Well, I've been taking a lot of classes stuff with casting directors and people like that.

Well, I've been taking a lot of classes stuff with casting directors and people like that.

Was she excited about this for you or was it like, oh God, this is a guy who's never going to have a job.

Was she excited about this for you or was it like, oh God, this is a guy who's never going to have a job.

Well, it's kind of judgy broke.

Well, it's kind of judgy broke.

That's how my parents felt when I went to art school.

That's how my parents felt when I went to art school.

So I'm not like, you know, exactly react. Yeah, she's like kind of a realist in a sense where she's like, gave you that me that look when I mentioned that, where I could tell in her eyes, or it was like okay, buddy, you know, what are you really going to do with your life kind of stuff. But you know, I'm serious about this and I believe in it.

So I'm not like, you know, exactly react. Yeah, she's like kind of a realist in a sense where she's like, gave you that me that look when I mentioned that, where I could tell in her eyes, or it was like okay, buddy, you know, what are you really going to do with your life kind of stuff. But you know, I'm serious about this and I believe in it.

So that's cool. That's cool. And you were okay with her reaction? I didn't.

So that's cool. That's cool. And you were okay with her reaction? I didn't.

I was okay with it because I don't expect anyone to if you tell them you're going to be an actor, that they're going to go, oh, yeah, that's a great idea.

I was okay with it because I don't expect anyone to if you tell them you're going to be an actor, that they're going to go, oh, yeah, that's a great idea.

Yeah, you said what your dream was. Did she ever tell you what her dream job was?

Yeah, you said what your dream was. Did she ever tell you what her dream job was?

Well, I know she said something about like she was already an executive chef.

Well, I know she said something about like she was already an executive chef.

Oh cool.

Oh cool.

Oh yeah, she'd be like a vet or something because of her love of cats.

Oh yeah, she'd be like a vet or something because of her love of cats.

But that's amazing.

But that's amazing.

No, it's probably.

No, it's probably.

Right.

Right.

So she basically was like saying, she's like living her dream already.

So she basically was like saying, she's like living her dream already.

Did you give her the same, like, well, you know it's not all that great.

Did you give her the same, like, well, you know it's not all that great.

But.

But.

Restaurant.

Restaurant.

No, I'm trying to be supportive, all right, And.

No, I'm trying to be supportive, all right, And.

You guys got into some deep conversation, no doubt.

You guys got into some deep conversation, no doubt.

How did it end?

How did it end?

It went well. I mean we had a few more drinks, so you know, got a little more friendlier. We kind of held hands and just like, oh shoot, this is like almost first base or something.

It went well. I mean we had a few more drinks, so you know, got a little more friendlier. We kind of held hands and just like, oh shoot, this is like almost first base or something.

Almost not the body part that I usually get excited about touching.

Almost not the body part that I usually get excited about touching.

But that's okay.

But that's okay.

But yeah, So she came over to my place and I was kind of trying to be funny, so I pushed her in the closet and I was like, you're staying here forever, so settle It did. No, she didn't remember, and she looked a little frightened.

But yeah, So she came over to my place and I was kind of trying to be funny, so I pushed her in the closet and I was like, you're staying here forever, so settle It did. No, she didn't remember, and she looked a little frightened.

Yeah, anytime you say I pushed her, it's never like, let you do that.

Yeah, anytime you say I pushed her, it's never like, let you do that.

It was a light nudge, you know, but.

It was a light nudge, you know, but.

Say she actually left, but it didn't end bad, like we ended up talking and texting, but she only texted me back once.

Say she actually left, but it didn't end bad, like we ended up talking and texting, but she only texted me back once.

Took the joke a little too far. Well, there was another girl already in your closet and then she.

Took the joke a little too far. Well, there was another girl already in your closet and then she.

Says, no, no, my closet cleaned out.

Says, no, no, my closet cleaned out.

Man.

Man.

Just like in any Hollywood movie, you have to have that low point in the movie before you can have the comeback at the climax.

Just like in any Hollywood movie, you have to have that low point in the movie before you can have the comeback at the climax.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, he takes the class the climax for him. Yeah, we're gonna try and make the climax happen right here on a second date.

Yeah, he takes the class the climax for him. Yeah, we're gonna try and make the climax happen right here on a second date.

Up kicking, all right, we're gonna do it right after this.

Up kicking, all right, we're gonna do it right after this.

Hold on cool second date update? Can you believe we may be talking to the future Tom Hanks right now?

Hold on cool second date update? Can you believe we may be talking to the future Tom Hanks right now?

Wow?

Wow?

I don't think that what a career or if he's lucky the future Polly Shore, google that name, the joke will be funny.

I don't think that what a career or if he's lucky the future Polly Shore, google that name, the joke will be funny.

On your.

On your.

Yeah, his name is James and his big dream is to move to Hollywood one day to become an actor. And that topic actually came up during his date the other night with Whitney turned out to be good enough to get back to his place, but not quite good enough to have her stay the entire night.

Yeah, his name is James and his big dream is to move to Hollywood one day to become an actor. And that topic actually came up during his date the other night with Whitney turned out to be good enough to get back to his place, but not quite good enough to have her stay the entire night.

Yeah, well, I think his timing is off, which may be something that he needs to work on if he wants to be an actor. Yeah, because that joke was definitely not received. Welty, you think, yeah, you.

Yeah, well, I think his timing is off, which may be something that he needs to work on if he wants to be an actor. Yeah, because that joke was definitely not received. Welty, you think, yeah, you.

Think he has a problem with the timing.

Think he has a problem with the timing.

Well, when he pushed her into the closet, it wasn't a good look.

Well, when he pushed her into the closet, it wasn't a good look.

Well, let's hold on because for people just tuning in that might sound a little bit weird, there is some context to it. She had a joke on her dating bio that said, if you let me stay the night, I'll move into your closet forever.

Well, let's hold on because for people just tuning in that might sound a little bit weird, there is some context to it. She had a joke on her dating bio that said, if you let me stay the night, I'll move into your closet forever.

But she happened to forget that when she got shoved in the Yeah.

But she happened to forget that when she got shoved in the Yeah.

Yeah, a little bit of an awkward moment. But we're hoping to get things back on track when we call her right now, So, James, any final thoughts.

Yeah, a little bit of an awkward moment. But we're hoping to get things back on track when we call her right now, So, James, any final thoughts.

Life's like a botch of chocolates.

Life's like a botch of chocolates.

You're delivery man, that's right, That's why you're in the classes.

You're delivery man, that's right, That's why you're in the classes.

Can you be famous? Right now?

Can you be famous? Right now?

All right?

All right?

You keep practicing those lines and we'll talk to Whitney for you, but we'll call you in when we feel like it's time for you.

You keep practicing those lines and we'll talk to Whitney for you, but we'll call you in when we feel like it's time for you.

K you got it?

K you got it?

Here we go, Hellolse, Hey, we're looking for Whitney. This is sorry.

Here we go, Hellolse, Hey, we're looking for Whitney. This is sorry.

I said, weird, because you're actually talking to an entire morning show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Hit. There's Alexus, There's Brooke, Jose and the Star Jeffrey, Big Shooting Star.

I said, weird, because you're actually talking to an entire morning show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Hit. There's Alexus, There's Brooke, Jose and the Star Jeffrey, Big Shooting Star.

What is this about, I'm i Americus.

What is this about, I'm i Americus.

Well, this is something called a second date update, and we're trying to pry into your dating life a little bit to ask about a guy you went out with the other day named James.

Well, this is something called a second date update, and we're trying to pry into your dating life a little bit to ask about a guy you went out with the other day named James.

Okay, how do you know about that?

Okay, how do you know about that?

Well, we know because we read the email that James sent us telling us about your date and how you guys met.

Well, we know because we read the email that James sent us telling us about your date and how you guys met.

Which may sound weird.

Which may sound weird.

He's just trying to get help, like he really liked you and wants to see you again.

He's just trying to get help, like he really liked you and wants to see you again.

Well, if he told you all about our date, I'm assuming he'd explained what had happened on the date, right.

Well, if he told you all about our date, I'm assuming he'd explained what had happened on the date, right.

Well, here's a snapshot of what happened. He said, you guys met online, you went out to a bar, shared a lot about your personal lives there and hopes.

Well, here's a snapshot of what happened. He said, you guys met online, you went out to a bar, shared a lot about your personal lives there and hopes.

And dreams, and he said it was a really great conversation.

And dreams, and he said it was a really great conversation.

And then you ended up back over at his place and he did mention making kind of a bad joke or a joke that he didn't quite understand at first about you living in his closet.

And then you ended up back over at his place and he did mention making kind of a bad joke or a joke that he didn't quite understand at first about you living in his closet.

He said he pushed you in there and that you didn't understand the context that did happen.

He said he pushed you in there and that you didn't understand the context that did happen.

That was weird, But believe it or not, that's not even the reason why I like you didn't call him back.

That was weird, But believe it or not, that's not even the reason why I like you didn't call him back.

Oh really, Okay, let me start by saying I thought he was charming. Okay, we had a nice time. I mean I wouldn't have gone back to his place if I didn't think that he was charming.

Oh really, Okay, let me start by saying I thought he was charming. Okay, we had a nice time. I mean I wouldn't have gone back to his place if I didn't think that he was charming.

Well, brook Wood, So that does something that you have an option to just not go back.

Well, brook Wood, So that does something that you have an option to just not go back.

Yeah, just kidding.

Yeah, just kidding.

Okay, the vibes were good before you got back to his place.

Okay, the vibes were good before you got back to his place.

Yes, and even when we got back to his place, you know, we were flirting and everything. We had another drink and here he told you that he wants to be an actor.

Yes, and even when we got back to his place, you know, we were flirting and everything. We had another drink and here he told you that he wants to be an actor.

Yeah right, Yeah, So we decided that we wanted to act out a scene from a movie.

Yeah right, Yeah, So we decided that we wanted to act out a scene from a movie.

You can download some certain that's funny.

You can download some certain that's funny.

For a date night.

For a date night.

So question, you're drunk. He didn't mention any of that to us. That you guys went through a script. What did you guys do?

So question, you're drunk. He didn't mention any of that to us. That you guys went through a script. What did you guys do?

Yeah, well, we signed that forty year old virgin.

Yeah, well, we signed that forty year old virgin.

Who did you play?

Who did you play?

I played the main girl part in it?

I played the main girl part in it?

Okay, okay, you played probably Steve the Virgin?

Okay, okay, you played probably Steve the Virgin?

Yeah, yeah, was it funny?

Yeah, yeah, was it funny?

Okay? I don't want to be mean, but he's not good.

Okay? I don't want to be mean, but he's not good.

He's not good.

He's not good.

So he just said at all like he's off well actually awful, awful, too strong. I don't want to say that. I could see him as like a supporting character, but he doesn't have like the main man.

So he just said at all like he's off well actually awful, awful, too strong. I don't want to say that. I could see him as like a supporting character, but he doesn't have like the main man.

You know, well, hold on, I'm an extra to be fair, like, not only were the two of you drinking a lot that night, but your job is an executive chef from what.

You know, well, hold on, I'm an extra to be fair, like, not only were the two of you drinking a lot that night, but your job is an executive chef from what.

We heard, Like, what would you know?

We heard, Like, what would you know?

Yeah, like what's your expertise in acting?

Yeah, like what's your expertise in acting?

Yeah, well you know about acting?

Yeah, well you know about acting?

Going to go?

Going to go?

Well, some attitude there, that Whitney, that's James. He's been on the other line.

Well, some attitude there, that Whitney, that's James. He's been on the other line.

Sorry, Whitney.

Sorry, Whitney.

He's on the phone right now.

He's on the phone right now.

Yeah, that's how the segment works.

Yeah, that's how the segment works.

We let him know that he w hears something he doesn't like, but.

We let him know that he w hears something he doesn't like, but.

You can talk to him, James, meow.

You can talk to him, James, meow.

That's how you're coming.

That's how you're coming.

Is is that a.

Is is that a.

Line from the movie?

Line from the movie?

That was My cat, My Cat? And remember from the other night you like cats? Never mind.

That was My cat, My Cat? And remember from the other night you like cats? Never mind.

Hi, you literally set.

Hi, you literally set.

Me up on the radio to like hear me talk about you.

Me up on the radio to like hear me talk about you.

What.

What.

No, I'm just I was just needing some help because you weren't responding to my text You text me back one time, so I didn't know what to do.

No, I'm just I was just needing some help because you weren't responding to my text You text me back one time, so I didn't know what to do.

Okay, I guess, But like, well then you obviously heard what I said. So there's your answer.

Okay, I guess, But like, well then you obviously heard what I said. So there's your answer.

Like, I'm sorry, I'm really not trying.

Like, I'm sorry, I'm really not trying.

To be rude, but right now I can't support you in your endeavors the way I think you want me to.

To be rude, but right now I can't support you in your endeavors the way I think you want me to.

You don't think I'm a good actor? Is that what you're saying? Because we read a forty year old Virgin script?

You don't think I'm a good actor? Is that what you're saying? Because we read a forty year old Virgin script?

Did you not believe his performance enough? Like he didn't believe he was really a virgin in that moment.

Did you not believe his performance enough? Like he didn't believe he was really a virgin in that moment.

Yeah, maybe he's just too sexy and that's why he can't pull off virgin. You know, have you ever thought about that, Whitney?

Yeah, maybe he's just too sexy and that's why he can't pull off virgin. You know, have you ever thought about that, Whitney?

I mean, it was just kind of the way have you guys ever seen Friends, the TV show Friends?

I mean, it was just kind of the way have you guys ever seen Friends, the TV show Friends?

Yeah, you know Joey, Yeah, it kind of had that vibe, just joke like I'm trying to ba art. I can't deliver my lines. I'm reading them instead of acting them.

Yeah, you know Joey, Yeah, it kind of had that vibe, just joke like I'm trying to ba art. I can't deliver my lines. I'm reading them instead of acting them.

Oh, Joey was such a good actor.

Oh, Joey was such a good actor.

He was an actor playing a bad actor.

He was an actor playing a bad actor.

I don't think calling him Joey from Friends was as much of a diss as you thought it was.

I don't think calling him Joey from Friends was as much of a diss as you thought it was.

I'm not trying to like this hand I, like I said, I'm telling you, like I can think you should keep taking your classes, but right now I.

I'm not trying to like this hand I, like I said, I'm telling you, like I can think you should keep taking your classes, but right now I.

Think you should stick to those like single person.

Think you should stick to those like single person.

Shows on YouTube and see if you get like a light or followers.

Shows on YouTube and see if you get like a light or followers.

No, maybe go from there.

No, maybe go from there.

Look, I've had enough for this. I bet you're not even a good chef. You probably burn water.

Look, I've had enough for this. I bet you're not even a good chef. You probably burn water.

Oh actually no, I have plenty of reviews that say otherwise, I'm not fantastic stuff, and I actually have proof that I can prove.

Oh actually no, I have plenty of reviews that say otherwise, I'm not fantastic stuff, and I actually have proof that I can prove.

What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do?

How do you have an Academy awards?

How do you have an Academy awards?

Yeah?

Yeah?

I don't want to know about all those yells you paid to give you three stars on your play making on is getting petty?

I don't want to know about all those yells you paid to give you three stars on your play making on is getting petty?

Yeah?

Yeah?

No, I'm really enjoying it.

No, I'm really enjoying it.

Yeah, okay, yeah, if you like cat hair and your top ramen, oh.

Yeah, okay, yeah, if you like cat hair and your top ramen, oh.

Oh that was a good one.

Oh that was a good one.

That's not really Yeah.

That's not really Yeah.

I'm not a twelve year old like oh you remember you're glue?

I'm not a twelve year old like oh you remember you're glue?

Like listen, I explained to you what my thoughts were, and if you can't be mature about it, I don't know what to tell you.

Like listen, I explained to you what my thoughts were, and if you can't be mature about it, I don't know what to tell you.

It's not her fault. She didn't even know you were listening.

It's not her fault. She didn't even know you were listening.

You know, it's not like and honestly, I probably did you a favor, like you're gonna get told no a lot, trust me.

You know, it's not like and honestly, I probably did you a favor, like you're gonna get told no a lot, trust me.

So it's probably good that I didn't at first, before you get into this profession so deeply that you're probably never going to make it.

So it's probably good that I didn't at first, before you get into this profession so deeply that you're probably never going to make it.

In No, she does have a point. My parents told me I was never going to make it as a radio host, and I'm glad that they told me that early so that when this fails, I'm not going to be as devastated. But well, Jeff, not according to my parents.

In No, she does have a point. My parents told me I was never going to make it as a radio host, and I'm glad that they told me that early so that when this fails, I'm not going to be as devastated. But well, Jeff, not according to my parents.

Okay, well look, you might not think my acting is good, but I think you're cooking is horrible.

Okay, well look, you might not think my acting is good, but I think you're cooking is horrible.

You've never had her cook.

You've never had her cook.

Instagram post.

Instagram post.

Okay, puppy listen. I mean she does have a good point. You need to have a little bit thicker skin if you're going to try to get into the acting business.

Okay, puppy listen. I mean she does have a good point. You need to have a little bit thicker skin if you're going to try to get into the acting business.

Yeah, well you're gonna have to have thicker skin if you're gonna want to get into my closet.

Yeah, well you're gonna have to have thicker skin if you're gonna want to get into my closet.

I don't even think we're gonna offer you can just read in this room.

I don't even think we're gonna offer you can just read in this room.

No, I want to go on another day with her. I'm gonna I want to reread a different script, and I want to prove to you Whitney that I'm a good actor.

No, I want to go on another day with her. I'm gonna I want to reread a different script, and I want to prove to you Whitney that I'm a good actor.

Oh.

Oh.

I would almost want to take him up on that if I read a Whitney and yeah, a kissing scene.

I would almost want to take him up on that if I read a Whitney and yeah, a kissing scene.

You know, I don't think they're there. It's gonna be a fighting scene.

You know, I don't think they're there. It's gonna be a fighting scene.

Mattress, Little Mattress Marathon at the end, you know what I mean.

Mattress, Little Mattress Marathon at the end, you know what I mean.

Oh my god, I was in that movie, Mattress Marathon. It's short of a movie, just the weird extra in the bad James, I'm going to see you in Hollywood, Buddy.

Oh my god, I was in that movie, Mattress Marathon. It's short of a movie, just the weird extra in the bad James, I'm going to see you in Hollywood, Buddy.

We'll walk the red carpet together. Here you are

We'll walk the red carpet together. Here you are

Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.