Second date. Are you, guys feeling the warm breeze in your hair right now? Not what I want to the sands stuck in your bikini bottoms, the wet splashes on your face of what I hope isn't contaminated lake water. How are you making this dream? And we're just going to get right to the second date today with one of our listeners, Alan, because he's one of the smart people, he took his date out to a place that was difficult to quickly escape from, out in the middle of the water. Isn't that right out? I'm scared? Yes, that's absolutely correct. Yes. Are you all trying to say you went boating? Is that what you're trying to say? Yes, I did take my date on the lake. Okay, okay? And what's your date's name? Her name is Erica? Okay and around bumble, Yeah, I mean, how was your guys conversation? Um? It was great? Uh? Well, first of all, she's gorgeous, of course, and she's fun and she likes to have a good time. She's outdoorsy, which is great because am I Okay? All right, everything is matching up between you and Erica. So we met up at the lake and we went kayaking. Oh that's fun. So she shows up looking like a supermodel and her water attire, I mean so hot. It's such a fun date. I love that you like planned and you you know, put some activities together. You thought about what she liked. I mean I thought she was stoked, definitely, and I brought a couple of beers just to like relax, you know, because it's our first date. Yeah, we had a great conversation. We went on the kayak. He's the kayak for two, okay, yeah, very romantic. I don't know why. In my head I was picturing a kayak for two, like her sitting on top of his shoulders while they paddled like that sounds like a romantic type of activity before the one type of kayaking. Yeah, but do you feel like you were able to connect with her while you guys out there? We had great conversation, you know, I made a laugh and you know, we were out there for about like an hour, and then her arms got tired, you know, so we went back. Then you just made her paddle the entire time, okay. Like I was actually kind of happy, just because it was hot out and I was getting sunburned, so I didn't really mind. So then we paddled to um the shore. I mean, I'm sorry, we paddled to like, like, you know, we left the lake and then umay, wherever the ground is, it's not a beach. Okay, okay, you Alan, I can tell just by your voice that you're sounding a little bit nervous right now, but pretty quick, but it's okay. I mean you must have just really liked Dereka a lot. Yeah I did. I really did like her, and I was hoping for like a second day. How did you end it? I mean you said you paddled to the shore and then what Yeah, so we paddled the shore and then I actually got duck in my kayak, drag the kayak and me out with oh no, with a poor star arms. That felt so bad out Yeah, like I was a dead fish. I say, that's not a sexy look to leave. It was embarrassing at the start, but at the end we're like we both thought, had a really good laugh about it. Okay, at least you're able to get on the same page. I mean, it's funny. I just I just picture her trying to put like canola oil all over your body. Trying to like flip you out of your kayak hole. No, it was actually olive oil. Oh, you had some type of oil. I always ranked some type of oil with me. Good man, I can't tell. I can't tell if Alan's joking or not. You're joking, right, Um, maybe I don't know. Yeah, So since that date happened, have you been keeping in touch with Erica? Like? How how's that in? Well, I mean I texted her and no response, and then I went back on bumball and I was trying to get hold of her but nothing. It's like dead silently. I don't think it was because she dragged me out. I was a person on Baywatch. Well, that's what I was going to ask. She had to pull you off physically. Was there any other physical contact? A hug, a high five and kids anything. It'd be hard to do a hug with You're so slippery with the oil right now. No cast, no cast, you know, because I was a gentleman. But we did get a hug. I couldn't get that close to her because my life jacket was bulky, but kept the life jackets on. The guy was actually pretty successful. Even though it sounds like I might at an epic bail. I feel like, yeah, maybe next time, like half hour of kayaking and then maybe go get food in a drink or something. Yeah, as well, he brought two light beers with him. I did. I did a couple of beers and a box of cheese. It's that we were like going at each other. Nothing wrong with him box of saggy cheese. Its ye, you can't argue with that. So I don't know what's wrong with this girl, Erica. We're gonna call her and try and figure it out. We'll get to the bottom of it with your second date update next Oh I just I can't stop thinking about the awkward life vest hug farm. The sound of wet cloth plastic rubbing together. She's just a lot of squeaking. Yeah, but two dolphins trying to French kiss. I mean, not the most romantic ending that we've ever heard on the show. But that's how Alan ended his date with Erica after they spent about an hour together out on the lake, and so ever since then, she's been ghosting him, and Alan wants our help to turn that life vest hug into a lifelong relationship. Oh I see what you did there? Yeah, No, let's stop, Alan, How you doing man good? You know, I was actually just thinking maybe when she pulled me up on shore, I might have looked less manly and I'm pretty manly. So no, I'm pulling a guy in a life fest out of a kayak. Doesn't sound like Okay, come on, buddy, let's get you out of the kayak. Nothing screams testosterone to me like being pulled out of a kayak. Yeah, but different. It just sucks that that was like your last impression too. I mean, I know that you guys got to laugh about it and that's cool, but like that, but I just checked my bumbo account and I can't find her. I think she blocked me or she's unfollowed me. Okay, we just gonna really look forward to this call from us. Yeah, let's not speculate anymore. We're just gonna call Erica and see what she has to say. We'll ask her exactly how manly you were. Okay, all right, okay, he should say. Okay, I'm gonna doll her number right now. We'll see what you say. Let's do this. Hello, Hey, is this Erica. It is Hey Erica. My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Uh, I'm good, I'm sorry. Where are you from. We're from a radio show. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning on every morning. Yep. You can also get us on podcast on Spotify if you want to look us up there. Oh okay, I'm what? I sorry? What do you want? We want to ask you a little bit about a date that you went on recently with one of our listeners, trying to help our friend. Yeah, somebody do you call a second date update? Do you remember going out recently with a guy named Alan? Oh? Alan, Alan's a liar. That guy is the biggest liar. Whoa you mean, the manly man that you pulled out of the kind of Oh my god, that is such a I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt Erica, but that is not what I think any of us expected. Like we talked to Alan, and he was I didn't see liar written all over him by any very whole. I don't think you can get away with a lot and humble, wholesome, humble hunk is how we yea read? Oh? Then he continues to lie to you guys too, and he's totally fooled you that what is he like some player or something like? What are you saying? No, I wouldn't go Okay, what was your take? Okay? Well, so audience profile, Like he talked about, you know, his boat, how he thought his boat all the time. Yeah. So like when we started talking, he invited me out on his boat. Okay, not a dumb kayak, which everyone I would go on a boat, but I wouldn't want to kayak. Wait, you thought he meant boat boat not manpowered boat. Yeah, of course, like a boat with a motor. Okay, I mean, but why does that matter? Like he's cute, right, why does that matter? Like for every reason possible. First of all, his picture is the way he like has them frame. It looks like he's on the water, but he kind of cuts out, like I don't know the kayaks part. Oh okay, So you were expecting to be out on some like yacht, Yeah I don't know. I mean one where I don't have to paddle. Yeah yeah, But but I mean, were you able to get past that initial shock? Like he said he brought some beers and you guys had a good time. You know, I don't want to be completely rude and like we're out there anyway. So it's like, okay, I'll get on this, like, we'll do it, and we're out definitely an hour and my arms are on fire. I didn't expect to be doing a workout this day. And finally we get back to the shore and he gets stuck. Yeah. Yeah, he told us that part of the story. And I don't want to sound super judgmental here, but doesn't it seem a little bit superficial. No, that's the only thing that you're interested in. No, No, I'm saying you, Okay, I'm planning to have a fun summer, like not on a kayak. You can work on a kayak, trust me, but you can pull it off. And uh so it's like kayak was a no go right from the beginning. Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't you just tell him that? I don't know. He seemed very excited about the whole thing. I didn't want to like burst his whole bubble, and I was like, look again, I mean then I have to work out later. So it just was fine. Fortunately you didn't burst his bubble then, but you burst it now because he's on the other line listening. Wait, what. Yeah, Alan's been there the whole time, wants to talk to you. Are you saying you're not gonna want to deal with me because my kayak is not a boat technically, you look up in the dictionary, A kayak is technically a boat. Alan, have you been listening? She doesn't want the kayak. I know, but I'm just saying technical terms. I wasn't lying kayak is considered a bot. Is this the first time we've ever done a second date where somebody got boat fish? Yeah? I did get boat fish? Yes, I want to. I don't know where we talking about semantics. I want a guy with a boat like I don't want like a kid at the slash flash Erica. I just bought a boat, A twenty foot foot boat. Can call our thirty? Did you just make up a bunch of words and then put boat at the beginning of what did you say? You said it's the way? It isn't twenty you said it's a twenty four foot Bennington boats are thirty boats? Is it a yard or not? Half boat half horse? So I don't know the name, but I do know what it's twenty four feet. I bought it online. It's used I called a Beddington called bot. No, you don't. You don't have to keep pronouncing it makes me. Are you serious, Allen? Or were you just google surging boats for sale while you were listening to Erica? I got one. The listing is pending, and I think I'll be the highest bidder. Oh, Erica, So he's soon to be boat owner as long as the bidding goes through. Erica. Picture picture yourself sitting on a Bennington Cult boat full. Yeah, doesn't that sound that is a big difference. No, the mono number is an R thirty, not the size. You guys don't know anything about boat. I forgot we were talking to the boat X. Yeah. But Erica, I mean you said that you only want to date a guy with a boat, and it sounds like he's about to own one. Look, first of all, I know a little bit about boats, and I actually those those are real. That's a real boat. Yeah. I just googled it and it says that boat gets all the hot chicks. Oh, I didn't know. Let's put that in the boat description. It's a good selling point, Erica. It sounds to me like this is kind of a match. You know, you're you're looking for any man who owns a boat. And he is a man who owns I think I think technically two boats stringing stringing together and next thing you know, you got a party in the back. I mean I Erica doesn't say yes. I think alexis, Oh yeah, I read here. Erica has two choices. Erica has two choices. You could day a hero like me or a zero like the bumble other people because they don't have a boat and I do it. Okay, what do you say, Erica? You want to go out with the hero because we'll pay for it. Look, I'm not just saying this because we were like out on the water, but this whole thing sounds fishy. Yeah, you don't believe them. Huh. Was like while we were talking, he just jumped on eBay and put a bid on a boat. But that how I got a boat? I'm getting one. Yeah. He's a man who sees what you want and he gets it for you to deliver. That's the type of person that you want to end up dating. A man that can get stuck in two boats. Dude, Honestly, I can't wait to see him try to back that down. But Erica, we need an answer what do you say, will you give Alan one more chance? I mean, if you throw in some like SPF fifty for Alan, Like, oh, I'm interested. I'm not promising a thought on it, but I'll see it. You'll look at I feel like, congratulations on we got a woman within viewing site of it. Took a lot of effort in time. I thank you, guys, but I think we got it yet. It was a right now yet? Okay, good for you fruking Jeffrey in the morning. As much as I want to, can't really call that one a successful second date. I mean they're going to get together again. What is that next meetup gonna look like he's going to be standing on his boat waving the ownership papers over his head, like over here, I own it. It's a lady magnet. She's just going to be standing on the shore with three of her hot friends. Like what do you girls think? Yeah? Is it worth it? Yeah? I mean my worry for him is he just bought a boat on eBay, Like do we know it floats? Yeah? It could be one of those fixer up Yeah, it could be trailer for a long time. Yeah, you know, and he's not upset. That's the thing he just leaned right into this. It just goes to show the true power of owning a boat and what that does to young women, absolutely high quality relationships. Is that what you're saying. Yeah, that's not quite the words I would use, but something magical happens there for sure, exactly, And if you ever want to get a second date update, you can email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning

Second date. Are you, guys feeling the warm breeze in your hair right now? Not what I want to the sands stuck in your bikini bottoms, the wet splashes on your face of what I hope isn't contaminated lake water. How are you making this dream? And we're just going to get right to the second date today with one of our listeners, Alan, because he's one of the smart people, he took his date out to a place that was difficult to quickly escape from, out in the middle of the water. Isn't that right out? I'm scared? Yes, that's absolutely correct. Yes. Are you all trying to say you went boating? Is that what you're trying to say? Yes, I did take my date on the lake. Okay, okay? And what's your date's name? Her name is Erica? Okay and around bumble, Yeah, I mean, how was your guys conversation? Um? It was great? Uh? Well, first of all, she's gorgeous, of course, and she's fun and she likes to have a good time. She's outdoorsy, which is great because am I Okay? All right, everything is matching up between you and Erica. So we met up at the lake and we went kayaking. Oh that's fun. So she shows up looking like a supermodel and her water attire, I mean so hot. It's such a fun date. I love that you like planned and you you know, put some activities together. You thought about what she liked. I mean I thought she was stoked, definitely, and I brought a couple of beers just to like relax, you know, because it's our first date. Yeah, we had a great conversation. We went on the kayak. He's the kayak for two, okay, yeah, very romantic. I don't know why. In my head I was picturing a kayak for two, like her sitting on top of his shoulders while they paddled like that sounds like a romantic type of activity before the one type of kayaking. Yeah, but do you feel like you were able to connect with her while you guys out there? We had great conversation, you know, I made a laugh and you know, we were out there for about like an hour, and then her arms got tired, you know, so we went back. Then you just made her paddle the entire time, okay. Like I was actually kind of happy, just because it was hot out and I was getting sunburned, so I didn't really mind. So then we paddled to um the shore. I mean, I'm sorry, we paddled to like, like, you know, we left the lake and then umay, wherever the ground is, it's not a beach. Okay, okay, you Alan, I can tell just by your voice that you're sounding a little bit nervous right now, but pretty quick, but it's okay. I mean you must have just really liked Dereka a lot. Yeah I did. I really did like her, and I was hoping for like a second day. How did you end it? I mean you said you paddled to the shore and then what Yeah, so we paddled the shore and then I actually got duck in my kayak, drag the kayak and me out with oh no, with a poor star arms. That felt so bad out Yeah, like I was a dead fish. I say, that's not a sexy look to leave. It was embarrassing at the start, but at the end we're like we both thought, had a really good laugh about it. Okay, at least you're able to get on the same page. I mean, it's funny. I just I just picture her trying to put like canola oil all over your body. Trying to like flip you out of your kayak hole. No, it was actually olive oil. Oh, you had some type of oil. I always ranked some type of oil with me. Good man, I can't tell. I can't tell if Alan's joking or not. You're joking, right, Um, maybe I don't know. Yeah, So since that date happened, have you been keeping in touch with Erica? Like? How how's that in? Well, I mean I texted her and no response, and then I went back on bumball and I was trying to get hold of her but nothing. It's like dead silently. I don't think it was because she dragged me out. I was a person on Baywatch. Well, that's what I was going to ask. She had to pull you off physically. Was there any other physical contact? A hug, a high five and kids anything. It'd be hard to do a hug with You're so slippery with the oil right now. No cast, no cast, you know, because I was a gentleman. But we did get a hug. I couldn't get that close to her because my life jacket was bulky, but kept the life jackets on. The guy was actually pretty successful. Even though it sounds like I might at an epic bail. I feel like, yeah, maybe next time, like half hour of kayaking and then maybe go get food in a drink or something. Yeah, as well, he brought two light beers with him. I did. I did a couple of beers and a box of cheese. It's that we were like going at each other. Nothing wrong with him box of saggy cheese. Its ye, you can't argue with that. So I don't know what's wrong with this girl, Erica. We're gonna call her and try and figure it out. We'll get to the bottom of it with your second date update next Oh I just I can't stop thinking about the awkward life vest hug farm. The sound of wet cloth plastic rubbing together. She's just a lot of squeaking. Yeah, but two dolphins trying to French kiss. I mean, not the most romantic ending that we've ever heard on the show. But that's how Alan ended his date with Erica after they spent about an hour together out on the lake, and so ever since then, she's been ghosting him, and Alan wants our help to turn that life vest hug into a lifelong relationship. Oh I see what you did there? Yeah, No, let's stop, Alan, How you doing man good? You know, I was actually just thinking maybe when she pulled me up on shore, I might have looked less manly and I'm pretty manly. So no, I'm pulling a guy in a life fest out of a kayak. Doesn't sound like Okay, come on, buddy, let's get you out of the kayak. Nothing screams testosterone to me like being pulled out of a kayak. Yeah, but different. It just sucks that that was like your last impression too. I mean, I know that you guys got to laugh about it and that's cool, but like that, but I just checked my bumbo account and I can't find her. I think she blocked me or she's unfollowed me. Okay, we just gonna really look forward to this call from us. Yeah, let's not speculate anymore. We're just gonna call Erica and see what she has to say. We'll ask her exactly how manly you were. Okay, all right, okay, he should say. Okay, I'm gonna doll her number right now. We'll see what you say. Let's do this. Hello, Hey, is this Erica. It is Hey Erica. My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Uh, I'm good, I'm sorry. Where are you from. We're from a radio show. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning on every morning. Yep. You can also get us on podcast on Spotify if you want to look us up there. Oh okay, I'm what? I sorry? What do you want? We want to ask you a little bit about a date that you went on recently with one of our listeners, trying to help our friend. Yeah, somebody do you call a second date update? Do you remember going out recently with a guy named Alan? Oh? Alan, Alan's a liar. That guy is the biggest liar. Whoa you mean, the manly man that you pulled out of the kind of Oh my god, that is such a I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt Erica, but that is not what I think any of us expected. Like we talked to Alan, and he was I didn't see liar written all over him by any very whole. I don't think you can get away with a lot and humble, wholesome, humble hunk is how we yea read? Oh? Then he continues to lie to you guys too, and he's totally fooled you that what is he like some player or something like? What are you saying? No, I wouldn't go Okay, what was your take? Okay? Well, so audience profile, Like he talked about, you know, his boat, how he thought his boat all the time. Yeah. So like when we started talking, he invited me out on his boat. Okay, not a dumb kayak, which everyone I would go on a boat, but I wouldn't want to kayak. Wait, you thought he meant boat boat not manpowered boat. Yeah, of course, like a boat with a motor. Okay, I mean, but why does that matter? Like he's cute, right, why does that matter? Like for every reason possible. First of all, his picture is the way he like has them frame. It looks like he's on the water, but he kind of cuts out, like I don't know the kayaks part. Oh okay, So you were expecting to be out on some like yacht, Yeah I don't know. I mean one where I don't have to paddle. Yeah yeah, But but I mean, were you able to get past that initial shock? Like he said he brought some beers and you guys had a good time. You know, I don't want to be completely rude and like we're out there anyway. So it's like, okay, I'll get on this, like, we'll do it, and we're out definitely an hour and my arms are on fire. I didn't expect to be doing a workout this day. And finally we get back to the shore and he gets stuck. Yeah. Yeah, he told us that part of the story. And I don't want to sound super judgmental here, but doesn't it seem a little bit superficial. No, that's the only thing that you're interested in. No, No, I'm saying you, Okay, I'm planning to have a fun summer, like not on a kayak. You can work on a kayak, trust me, but you can pull it off. And uh so it's like kayak was a no go right from the beginning. Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't you just tell him that? I don't know. He seemed very excited about the whole thing. I didn't want to like burst his whole bubble, and I was like, look again, I mean then I have to work out later. So it just was fine. Fortunately you didn't burst his bubble then, but you burst it now because he's on the other line listening. Wait, what. Yeah, Alan's been there the whole time, wants to talk to you. Are you saying you're not gonna want to deal with me because my kayak is not a boat technically, you look up in the dictionary, A kayak is technically a boat. Alan, have you been listening? She doesn't want the kayak. I know, but I'm just saying technical terms. I wasn't lying kayak is considered a bot. Is this the first time we've ever done a second date where somebody got boat fish? Yeah? I did get boat fish? Yes, I want to. I don't know where we talking about semantics. I want a guy with a boat like I don't want like a kid at the slash flash Erica. I just bought a boat, A twenty foot foot boat. Can call our thirty? Did you just make up a bunch of words and then put boat at the beginning of what did you say? You said it's the way? It isn't twenty you said it's a twenty four foot Bennington boats are thirty boats? Is it a yard or not? Half boat half horse? So I don't know the name, but I do know what it's twenty four feet. I bought it online. It's used I called a Beddington called bot. No, you don't. You don't have to keep pronouncing it makes me. Are you serious, Allen? Or were you just google surging boats for sale while you were listening to Erica? I got one. The listing is pending, and I think I'll be the highest bidder. Oh, Erica, So he's soon to be boat owner as long as the bidding goes through. Erica. Picture picture yourself sitting on a Bennington Cult boat full. Yeah, doesn't that sound that is a big difference. No, the mono number is an R thirty, not the size. You guys don't know anything about boat. I forgot we were talking to the boat X. Yeah. But Erica, I mean you said that you only want to date a guy with a boat, and it sounds like he's about to own one. Look, first of all, I know a little bit about boats, and I actually those those are real. That's a real boat. Yeah. I just googled it and it says that boat gets all the hot chicks. Oh, I didn't know. Let's put that in the boat description. It's a good selling point, Erica. It sounds to me like this is kind of a match. You know, you're you're looking for any man who owns a boat. And he is a man who owns I think I think technically two boats stringing stringing together and next thing you know, you got a party in the back. I mean I Erica doesn't say yes. I think alexis, Oh yeah, I read here. Erica has two choices. Erica has two choices. You could day a hero like me or a zero like the bumble other people because they don't have a boat and I do it. Okay, what do you say, Erica? You want to go out with the hero because we'll pay for it. Look, I'm not just saying this because we were like out on the water, but this whole thing sounds fishy. Yeah, you don't believe them. Huh. Was like while we were talking, he just jumped on eBay and put a bid on a boat. But that how I got a boat? I'm getting one. Yeah. He's a man who sees what you want and he gets it for you to deliver. That's the type of person that you want to end up dating. A man that can get stuck in two boats. Dude, Honestly, I can't wait to see him try to back that down. But Erica, we need an answer what do you say, will you give Alan one more chance? I mean, if you throw in some like SPF fifty for Alan, Like, oh, I'm interested. I'm not promising a thought on it, but I'll see it. You'll look at I feel like, congratulations on we got a woman within viewing site of it. Took a lot of effort in time. I thank you, guys, but I think we got it yet. It was a right now yet? Okay, good for you fruking Jeffrey in the morning. As much as I want to, can't really call that one a successful second date. I mean they're going to get together again. What is that next meetup gonna look like he's going to be standing on his boat waving the ownership papers over his head, like over here, I own it. It's a lady magnet. She's just going to be standing on the shore with three of her hot friends. Like what do you girls think? Yeah? Is it worth it? Yeah? I mean my worry for him is he just bought a boat on eBay, Like do we know it floats? Yeah? It could be one of those fixer up Yeah, it could be trailer for a long time. Yeah, you know, and he's not upset. That's the thing he just leaned right into this. It just goes to show the true power of owning a boat and what that does to young women, absolutely high quality relationships. Is that what you're saying. Yeah, that's not quite the words I would use, but something magical happens there for sure, exactly, And if you ever want to get a second date update, you can email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning