Brooke and JeffreyBrooke tried to pull a fast one on a time share salesman, Jose had an embarrassing moment at Disne Land, Alexis tells us all about her newest accident, and Jeffrey managed to vacation in Mexico despite missing ONE HUGELY IMPORTANT THING. It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!
In New Year's is just a reminder that we survived three hundred and sixty five days of bad decisions.
Yeah, we did it.
Let's make some more bad choices and see if we come out on the other end. During What's on Your Mind, as we find out what questionable things the show has been thinking about lately, Starting with Brooke Brook, What's on your Mind?
Well, I had a lovely holiday break. We went to Mexico.
Wow.
Yes, what is my first time ever stating at an all inclusive timeshare?
Sitch?
All right, I've always wanted to all inclusive thing. Yeah.
I got a buddy who likes to work some deals, and you have to do the ninety minute presentation in order to get the cheap raak.
Do they get free drinks at the presentation?
Uh?
Yeah, okay, yeah, for god, they want you to lube up a little bit sign the deal.
So the first thing we do is we meet this lovely man and we give him a hundred bucks and we.
Say, listen, I like where you're going.
Yeah, We're like, we want to keep this as short as possible. We're not gonna buy, just get us through it. Okay. So we're sitting at a breakfast table with him, and then he starts talking about the resort, and my best friend who's with us, goes, is this when the ninety minute starts? Does it start right now?
So she starts to stop watch. Already We're a lot to handle, right this tour guy.
You bribed him already and you've already criticized how long his present.
Then when we get taken up to the other room for the big bosses to do the cell we also give him a box of chocolates. Yes, that's when he realizes who I am. Apparently he loves our show.
Oh god, he listens all the time.
He found us on TikTok.
He's on the podcast.
So we're in the room with the big bosses and now he's like, yo, this girl's famous, and he's getting every one of his people to come over and talk to me rich time share.
That's what I have to let him.
Know that I am the cheapest ye famous and that they will ever meet.
Well, you just gave them one hundred dollars before it even started.
Fine chocolate.
So am I the owner of a timeshare?
Are you are?
Tell?
Now?
And now everybody in Mexico knows where the cheapest show ever, but we.
Give chocolates your mind.
Well, our vacation, I went to Disney with my sister, and being a foodie, one of the top things I was looking forward to is this character buffet dinner that we bought tickets for.
Right a foody and a seven year old at heart, this one was super fancy.
We're talking crab claws, Prime rib Ham Bronze.
I love that Disney has given up on kids and focusing only on adult.
This is a character dinner, so it's all kids and then there's me.
Okay, and I literally ate.
So much more than I've ever eaten, like on any Thanksgiving, like in Heaven.
At Disney's really good, it's amazing.
So after this, my sister gets me in line for a ride called Soren oh.
No, and she's.
California.
Y okay, yeah, so you guys know about it.
So when we're in line, she's trying to tell me about it, and I'm already starting to feel sick, like I'm like, oh, my stomach hurts, like I'm getting nauseous, and she's like, by the way, they're gonna put us up in the air and our feet are gonna dangle and I'm like, oh, no.
You're really good with heights.
Anyway, we're almost about to get onto the ride, and I'm like, I'm sorry, can I get off the ride?
No?
Like, as they're.
About to see us.
Scary.
So what happens when you say no to a ride? I've never experienced this. You have you a walk of shame. I had to walk all the way reversed past all the people I just passed in the line with my lightning lane path.
And all the kids are pointing.
So there's kids and everyone.
And there's people like, hey, it's not that scary, buddy, And I'm just walking with my sister, like in shame. So I'm completely humiliated. But I am glad that I skipped because I wrote it the next day and I definitely would have thrown up all over a bunch of people.
You don't always listen to your gut. Yeah, by the way, you big wiss. Okay, your mind, So you guys may have seen I am dying. I was in another car accident. I told everyone, We talked, but this one was not my fault. You weren't driving, Okay, you weren't driving.
I was driving.
It wasn't my fault.
It was a Tesla that hit me and now it's stuck in the middle of the road. And fun fact about teslas, nobody knows how to move them when the airbags come out, and the airbags air bags came out, and that's scary. He so he walks away. He's on the phone. So here I am standing with the witness and a Tesla that's now blocking the road, and so cars start to come by. The people are not happy. So people are unrolling their windows screaming at me to move my car out of the road.
And I wish I made that down the street.
This isn't even on the car.
I called the police to come. They say they don't know how to move tesla's what And it seems like the tesla owner was such a nice guy and.
Really helped you out. Yes, he was busy and so yeah.
And then finally someone over the window and told me I'm going to pay for any damages that cast their car when they drive over the tesla.
Parts in the road, and that they will come.
For me money.
Yeah.
So everybody, even though it wasn't my phone, for once.
Did you learn it's better to be your father not your friend.
At that point, it's even movable if it was the one. Anyway, I do need rive though for anybody, I'm sorry, what's on your mind?
Well, if you know anything about me, my attention to detail sometimes a little bit lacking.
Yeah you were what were you paying for for four years that you didn't remember anyone? Well?
Yes, I knew I was going to go on a trip, so I went to the airport early to get clear. And when I got there, I realized I'd already had.
Clear for several years, right, and you've got let's go to Oh yeah, my Costco card. Yeah that was already done. Pay so much money for thoughts you don't even know, And so.
Now I'm onto my vacation. I went to Mexico. I did remember my passport. Oh yes, so the score one for me?
So lost ones and tried to pay it.
Yes that I already had yet I had it, brought it with me.
When I got down to the resort, though, I went to pay for my first drink, and I realized, oh god, I left my entire wallet at home.
I don't have any money or credit cards or anything. Everything was gone.
I did not have Apple, And it happened because I didn't give myself the traditional three pocket pat down before you leave the house.
Do any pat down and I remember.
My credit card.
I highly recommend patting yourself down wherever you go.
I'm guessing anywhere at a time share all inclusive like me, where you could just get free drinks.
I was at a timeshare all inclusive, but I skipped the meeting like a grown up.
That gets you charged so much money. You get a lot of money.
They can't charge me if I don't have my credit card. Friends have to cover me for the entire trip. I'm like another round of surveysas you got this one.
Right, bro?
Yep? Yeah, that is so typical of you. Ed have you paid your friends back?
I owe people a lot of money. Yeah, I'm gonna get to it. But I am gonna be better this year. That is my valve, new and improved attention to detail.
Jeff okay, forgot your wallet. That's what's on our minds. Text in seventy eight five nine two tell us what's been on yours? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
