Brooke and JeffreyOne of our listeners joined a specialty club and he says it’s a GOLD MINE for cute singles… Hear what it was in your Second Date Update podcast!
Second date, up date. Just doing this segment, we hear from couples who meet in all sorts of strange new ways. Yeah, for sure, but this one is going to be particularly terrifying for one person in this room.
Always thinks he's the one that's going to be scared.
Jose's fears are right today because, apparently, according to this email, they met while doing one of Jose's absolute worst fears, physical exercise.
They were going to say, like a roller coaster.
Jazz, Jose, let's try to keep the whimpers and begging from mommies to a minimum. Herris. We talked to a guy named Vaughn about his first date. Vaughn, Welcome to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
How you doing doing good? How about you doing good?
Yeah?
I mean what is this? You met a girl of the gym? Is that what he's getting to.
No, I participate in a run club. I don't know if you've ever done one leg before?
Wow?
Club? Should I be concerned? Is the worst club I could think of?
Because would be like video game club where you sit and don't move. Yeah, it's actually kind of fun, though, Is this like a like an exercising club or a dating type of club.
It's kind of like a mix of both. It's like, if you're single, you wear black or something dark. Okay, if you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, you wear a color.
Okay, Brooke, what does your husband wear to his run club?
Well, he's going to be wearing an orange reflective vesta after.
This report, just wears a bunch of apples.
Yeah, I don't know what that means. Okay.
How many people are in this club?
There been at least one hundred people.
There's a far This is like a okay, cool.
It's a crazy thing because there's a lot of hot chicks. There had been at least like and.
There's actually like the people who exercise can be good looking at they just made was still not going to join a run play. How did it go?
Well? Pretty good? That's how I met test test Okay, Okay, yeah, she had really nice cash.
She's like i'd like to think stairs, That's what I'd like to think.
Well, the fact that you didn't get maced, right there is a win in my book.
So, oh my god, I think it's such a good couple of it.
You were able to like get to no tests a little bit there I did.
And I got to see a good deal.
I got her number, So you also have a different definition of sealing the deal with a girl. A lot of differences here, but good. I'm glad you got her phone number. Just the first deal, Yeah, one of many deals. I think you.
Were.
You able to turn it into a date.
Yeah. We met up a few days later at a bar and I had a great time.
You did, Okay, tell us about it? Yeah, give us the highlights, all right.
So I'm been watching my dilately. So I compiled this note card card. I thought her, this is how many calories that we burned on our run, and now we had to gain it back on the menu.
Smart.
No, no, no, don't talk about calories ever with a woman.
I don't think that. I think he's just trying to be like fun and creative and playful with be like we need to count calories together.
That's how it comes off. Though it doesn't matter what his intention was. He's using a note card, like, don't you have like an phone?
How did test react to the note card move?
She loved it? But uh, whoa.
In your face?
She's not calling you back, So.
Yeah, I think that counts as a whe So you guys ordered a bunch of food together, right, yeah.
Okay, and then she guiltily aided.
I'm kidding.
Yeah, what happened.
Next, Well, we just kind of hung out and grabbed some drinks and had a good time. And the place that we were at had some really cool tall shelves.
Tall shelves, Yeah, like that you would put books on or something.
What do you mean.
Yeah, yeah, it looked like he put books on it. But they had a bunch of mugs on it, mugs, a bunch of stins or something like. Yeah, it kind of like steins. And so these drunk dudes are by there there. I don't know why they were standing by there, but they're kind of hanging out and stumbling around there, and they actually bumped one of the shelves that was holding this really expensive looking one. It was about to come down, and I saw that Tessa's right underneath it, and I made a quick movement just pulled her out of the way. She got a little upset, but then crashed right behind her. The mug.
Wow, saved her life. That's the universe, dude.
You were put in a situation to protect her, and you did a good job.
Was she grateful or was she upset by that?
Oh? After she saw what crash behind her, then she realized, Yeah, that would have been her.
Yeah, I mean that's kind of wild that.
Really.
You must be thinking, I'm getting a kiss for sure?
Yeah, yeah, you nailed it. It was like one of those chiff moments. It was, and she gave me one right on the cheek.
Oh that's a hero kiss.
Just make out and that's her date.
Yeah, I mean it means that she's like somewhat attracted to you.
Yeah.
Well that's the kiss that my mom gave me when I graduated fifth grade.
My statement still stay.
Romantically. I don't want to look too much into it. But so, how long has it been since your bar date happened?
Oh?
Man, that was like two weeks ago.
Okay, so you've had a couple of run clubs in there too, and you haven't seen her or heard from her at all.
Yeah. I went to one and I didn't see her at the last one. Yeah. I gave her a couple of messages. She hasn't replied back.
I was kind of did you see under another nutrients table?
Is it possible that she didn't want to burn off all those calories that you gained together that night. Yeah, she wanted to hold onto them as a memory of your guys time together. Sorry, no more physical activity. Hold the cows in.
It's gonna be my new excuse for not actually I remembers.
Let's come back. We're gonna give Tess a call for you and try and get you your second date update right after this second date update. It is rare on a first date where you get an opportunity to look like a real superhero. But our listener Vaughan swooped in to save the day when a falling beer mug was careening straight towards the head of his dates and before it struck her, Vaughan reached out with his powerful arms and pulls her to safety as the mug shattered in the exact spot where she was standing. Wow, I mean that should automatically earn him five more dates.
Five.
That's a that's the superhero fee.
That's why Superman always has dates.
Yes, that's why he saves Lois Lane constantly.
He's expecting something to return this whole time.
Yeah, typical, but he's exhausting.
It's true, but Vaughn hasn't even been able to score one more date with tests, which is why he's reached out to us for help. But Von, how did it feel to know that you had your Superman moments?
Oh? I felt like the man of the restaurant. I was that guy.
Did people applaud you?
Were they asking for your autograph and shaking your hand as he walked out of the bar?
No, you'd be surprised, but many people.
Watching focused on the drunk guys.
Next. You just have to work on your laser eye vision and you're gonna be set, dude. So let's call tests for you right here and try and get you your second date up date? You ready? Yeah, I'm down it right now.
Hello.
Hey is this test?
Yeah?
I'm busy, sorry, test to bother you?
Who is this?
We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're really really excited to talk to you about a date that you went on not too long ago. It's with a guy named Vaughan that you met at run club.
Oh yeah, okay.
I can't tell that pretty neutral.
But here's the cool thing you got. We know that you got to spend some one on one time with him at a fun bar that had cool shelves in it we've heard.
Uh yeah, yeah, it was a it was fine. Yeah yeah, well laughing still is a nervous Yeah.
Have you heard this segment before where we call people or no?
Actually, but uh yeah we went to this bar.
And yeah we we know. We heard the story from Vaughan. We talked to him about it because he had a great time and he's been wanting to see you again and the reason he reached out to us is to try and figure out if there's a reason why you haven't met up again.
Oh great, okay, well if you heard the story then you probably do. You know the part where like the mug fell off the shelves.
Oh yeah, yeah, that was Like that was a pretty cool moment for him.
I mean, not for you because you almost got hit by a mug, but pretty amazing that he saved you from it.
Right.
I thought it was so weird. It was just so extra. There was no need to do that.
He like what it was just like.
The whole place was covered in mugs, like on the shelves. He swooped in like in this weird split second to like save me from this mug, and like I was like, ew, like why.
Wait, he stopping it from hitting you on the head.
Yeah, but I feel like I would have seen it like before it did, like he didn't need to go out of his way to be the savior.
But I thought he said, you didn't see it till after it crashed right where you had been sitting.
I mean, it wasn't like that high up. It wouldn't have like killed me or anything. It was just it was so extra and we had just gone out. I was we were there like max an hour at that point, Like we hadn't spent any time together alone before that.
I don't know, I know her superheroes before they step in.
You know, listen, Batman, I don't know you yet. You can tell me a little bit about your life.
I've had friend stop talking to guys who are like, I'm gonna stand on this side of the road.
Like when we're on a walk because it's safer for.
You there, like and then you turn off by that.
Like why is okay?
So you you were saying you would have preferred that he stood back and just let you figure out if a mug was about to hit you or not and deal with it on your own.
Yeah, it just seemed like he was just like obsessed with me. So I just I have this like major after that point.
Well, I mean he tays on a date with you, so he is probably paying attention. I'm obsessive.
Major.
Find it so funny.
I don't want you to get the feeling that he's like obsessed with you, always watching and trying to protect.
You or anything.
At a certain point, I have to let you know that he is actually listening in on the conversation. I'm not in like a weird way. He just wanted to hear the reasoning.
Unless he was smart enough to hang up already.
I don't know.
Yeah, you don't care, bro, hang up right now?
Are you there?
Von? Yeah, I'm there.
Okay, did you just say alexis Yeah? Because of how it's going to go in a secon Yeah.
Let's let him talk and maybe they can work something out. Go ahead, you two.
What am I gonna do? Just let a heavy glass bogs fall on your head and potentially give you a concussion.
I need to be very clear about like me as a person. I don't need you to step in for me ever, And you doing that literally like an hour into our date was very weird. IM just like I can do things myself. I'm not an idiot.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. As a man, I naturally have to be in the position to save people. And whether if you're a stranger or somebody i've met for an hour.
That I got that.
Okay.
So if you two were like walking across the street together and there was a car coming at you, Tess, you want him to step back and just let nature take its course.
I think that I am not dumb enough to step out of the way of a moving car.
Okay.
I think what she's saying is that she doesn't want to be treated like a damsel in distress. Like she wants to be treated like she can handle her own emergencies. Okay, whether it's a car pubbling towards her or a mug falling from her shelf, Let the girl do her.
So if that scenario plays that a second time, you don't want me to give your heads up, like, hey.
Look out, is that too aggressive?
Nothing?
That probably would have been less gross than you weeping in gross and like it would depends what your tone was, too, Like if you were telling me like I'm a child that can't fend for myself in the world. Yeah, I'd probably be offended, but if you're telling me in a nice way like, oh, he's up, like I'm a normal kind of human.
Pardon man, I think.
I actually, I actually see what she's saying too, because you're in public at a bar.
He's yelling it to.
The person. I'm just starting to get the ick.
From him to say, when I'm driving with my husband and he acts like I don't see the other cars on the road, and he's.
Like, oh my god, literally I know their tourneys.
Okay, I'm not an idiot.
It's a good example.
Well, I think, if anything, Vaughn has definitely learned his lesson to not help you or look after you in any way.
Watch out.
He can't say watch out. He has to be like, excuse me, but perhaps take a look at her surrounding.
You can watch out, just in a cool tone.
Van, You're capable of doing.
That, right, I'm just really confused right.
Now, perfect, that's exactly where she wants to do. So with that said, we would like to offer to send you you guys out on another date, and we would I don't want to like be too aggressive and offering to pay for it or anything, so we just want to facilitate a meetup of some sort. Test if you're open to that.
I mean, like I feel like I would. But the fact that you're still really confused is not like I'm not understanding why you're so confused, because I just explained to you. Why brother, you want to me right now?
I think that's your last option.
Yeah, do you have anything else to say to her?
Listen? Tests, I'll put it in words that you can understand.
Oh god, I think anything that he says.
It's a little condescending.
What do you want to say?
I'm sorry?
Well, regrets, that's something that you're going to say, I did I told you?
What did you want to say?
New phone? Who did? Uh?
No?
Date? I'm good?
Okay, it's probably better she's going to say no anyway. It sounds like Bond just got hit in the head by falling. All right, better next time.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
