Phone Tap: WeClick

Published Jan 14, 2025, 3:34 PM

Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with online shopping so Brooke's calling her and enabling all the worst parts of her obsession with a new technology called “WE CLICK!”

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Hundred do you wy away. We all know someone in our lives who lives by the motto shop till they drop. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and today a woman reached out to us saying she had to have a heart to heart with her gen Z roommate because every day she comes home to find many many packages surrounding their front door.

Let's rein it in and she told.

Her hell exactly. She was like, maybe just cool it a little bit with the online purchases. So that conversation happened four days ago, and even though it's been tough, she has resisted the urge wow, that is till Brook calls and takes that decision away. In your phone tap right now.

Hello, Hi Becca, Yes, this is Aileen Hirschberger from a customer care. How are you today?

I'm okay, just okay.

Oh that's too bad. I think I can help.

I'm sorry, what is about.

I just wanted to call him thank you first for being one of our top shoppers on the app.

I'm a top shopper.

Well, you were up until a few days ago, I should say kind of awkward, But I've noticed that you've had an item sitting in your cart for a couple of days.

I'm not sure. Are you talking about a three.

Piece avocado slicer set for seventeen ninety nine. That's quite a deal.

I'm sorry you're looking at my cart.

I sure am that slicer is aching to be bought.

I understand what this phone calls for.

Ooh, this is the exciting part. We have a new program called Weeklick.

No thank you, I'm okay.

Actually you don't.

Have a choice.

Top shoppers get automatically enrolled. What week click works like this. If you put an item in your cart for longer than seventy two hours, then we can jump in and click purchase for you.

Wait a minute, I can't buy something in my cart. That's my cart. I mean I just put stuff in there on occasion, and I don't always buy what's in my cart.

Come on, now, you wouldn't have put that avocado slicer in your cart if you didn't love it.

I love it, but I'm not sure I'm ready.

I heard you. I heard you say that. Now all you need to say next is weeklick.

I don't think so. You know I've been a little bit out of control lately with the shopping.

Excuse me, oh, per our company rules. I need to take a ten second mental break. So what you hold while I opened my eyes? Stoptop do stop dot doe?

Hello?

Where in the world? Piss Carmen sn' stop? I feel so much better? Where were we?

I have to be honest with you. My roommate and I had a big falling out and and I can't buy any packages anymore?

Can your roommate run your life? You do know you're your own person, right, You're an adult.

I realize that. But I'm shopping way too much. Well, and I can't I get to stop. It's too hold on. Now, you know, I come home and there's like twenty packages and she gets so upset.

Well, good news, there's gonna be one more on your doorstep because I just went ahead and did it. Congratulations on a great piece you're gonna add to your kids.

No, I don't want it.

Sorry, Weeklick. We wanted it. If it wasn't in your car, I couldn't have done it.

You better not have done that. Look, I'm gonna look at my orders right now.

It'll be there in two days. Just check your app.

Oh my god, it was a no brainer. I can't believe it. I don't want this avocado plazer.

I didn't buy it.

You bought it. No, I did.

Click though with Weeklick, there's no in it.

There's just you. It's just you cooking on it.

It may not be me and you, but it's definitely me and your roommate, Parah, because she's the one that set you up for this phone tap. What it's a prank phone call. This is actually brought from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How your roommate's actually at your apartment right now using your shared computer, and she purchased it to kill her so sneaky.

It's horrible she did.

But do you know what's not going to be horrible? Those avocado slices. Just put them in your cart.

Week Click Click, Wake Up.

Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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