Phone Tap: Organization Station Conversation

Published Jan 20, 2025, 2:20 PM

In your Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??

Here's a question for our audience. How many rhyming words end with ation? I mean there's nation ventilation for jose self gratification, you said, Brooks, social Security administration.

I don't get it, gets for.

Alexis spray on ultraviolet radiation. I'm just saying it's a lot more words than you think. Rhyme and Brooks challenge today is to use all of them in one conversation. Oh you did it because she works for a made up company called the Organization Station and they believe the key to a clean and tidy lifestyle is rhyming. We'll see how that goes in your phone.

Tap right now.

Another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Reggie?

Yeah it was this.

This is Carrie Craven. I'm the professional organizer from Organization Station. I think your fiance, Hannah said, I might be calling.

Oh yeah, you imagined something about it.

You think I'm disorganized? You know what you gonna do?

We all need a little help. And first of all, congratulations on your relationship elongation. Is she pregnant because that would be an exclamation? Man?

I sure hope not. If she is, I hope it's mine.

I actually had a shotgun wedding myself. Didn't know who the father was at the time, but that's another story.

I'm sorry. I was just kidding.

Oh no, it was just a whole copulation confirmation.

A copulation confirmation. Hey, that's clever.

AnyWho I know, you and your fiance Hannah went from isolation living separately to relocation maturation living together is one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can put it that way.

That's exactly how I put it. I mean, she mentioned she's having palpitations regarding your upcoming organization situation. Uh so she asked me to give you the renovation presentation.

Renovation renovation present I see what you're doing.

You kind of makeing like a rhyming thing.

Thinks that's how we speak here at the organization station. That's the way we live in obligation and harmonization.

Wow, we're just going to keep it going, aren't you.

Can you opat after me the illumination of organization.

So I get that, I appreciate the rhyming thing and everything, but you know, it's a little bit too much to me. It's trying to help me clean up.

Right.

Your biggest enemy right now is organization constipation and rhyming helps with the placation of your aggravation.

You got a dictionary in front of you or something? He just pulling us out of your act. I mean, is this literally how you thought?

We need to work on de escalation and relaxation. It could be your salvation.

Okay, I get it?

Asian? Asian?

That can you just tell me how to organize my place?

Oh, you're asking for a translation, because the filtration of crustaceans can't be a realization.

Listen, lady, you don't know what you're talking about.

Are you just talking about seafood and shelfish?

All right, that's what a frustration is.

Yeah, that's the temptation before your honeymoon vacation. You need to set up a workstation.

Are you doing this on purpose to make me angry? Because it's working. I'll tell you thought. I'll give you a word. It's how about frustration?

I want to get this phone.

That is a great word. I sense that. And vexation with this conversation. Oh my god, you own a Dalmatian?

What the dalmation?

Oh? I'm sorry, Yes, it's been procrastination for telling you that I'm on the radio station.

Yeah right, just to clean up my house. That's all I care about.

Okay, radio stations, I'm saying, this is Brooke for the radio station at the show, Brook and Jeffrey of the Morning. We're doing a prank phone call on you.

Ah man, I was wondering, like the way some business is gonna come call me with all this nonsense.

You were set up by your fiance Hannah.

You've had the revelation.

Oh no, not another one. I was getting legit mad.

I was getting well, maybe you need a staycation.

They gotta do. I need a vacation from this phone call.

Nah, excommunication.

I'm not even gonna laugh at that one.

Okay, I'm just done standardization you.

I definitely at it words at this point weake up.

Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

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