Brooke and JeffreyWe scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!
Hey, CUTI misconnections. That was me staring.
It's only two places for you to find true love in this world. One is in the waiting room of your local foot doctor when you accidentally touch bunions over the magazine over the magazines you're handing magazines by foot you want to.
Read this verse.
The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org. We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled you had me at Merlow per Woman forty nine liquor store. He says, I was perusing the shelves looking for the lowest grade tequila they had when I heard the little bell go off by the door, and that's when I turned.
And saw you.
You were the pigtail wearing princess with the red north faced jacket on.
How old are you? Forty twenty sixty? Wow? I could not tell. It's because you already part take took in the cheap tequila.
But I did like those dimples on you. I immediately smiled and you smiled back. You then walked by me to use the in store at m I feel like I floated over to your area, captivated by your aura. Wait watching, yeah, watching, you put in your pin number using only your elbow. Wait, wait, gers, I mean to tell you liquor store is notoriously not super clean. At one point you caught me watching, and that's when your smile faded and you actually flipped me the pinky.
What is that a thing? I don't know. You curled your lip and little fingered me.
Like.
I'm not sure what that means, but it's like the warning before you get the middle.
Maybe I had to google what it meant because no one had done that to me before. I guess it's a thing, especially in Asia. Oh, I'm impressed with how worldly you are. You left before I caught your name, but I did catch your bank pin from the ATM. Why do respond with that sweet four digit code so I know it's you?
Confirm?
Right?
Yeah? That social Yeah? Yeah, that signs Marcus seems legit to me. Oh my god.
This next misconnection is titled I'll be Missing You.
I'll spelled like Ai sl.
E woman for man forty one trader Joe's. I was playing the Lumineers at full volume off my Pandora radio.
Do not do that?
When we accidentally bumped into each other near the wall of cheeses.
That's a nice wall. Do you remember?
You had to because I was looking absolutely gorgeous that day.
Glad you're feeling yourself.
To Letto's fresh weave smelling like microwaved bacon, the good kind, not the fake rubbery stuff thick cutting. Yeah, I'm sure it was intimidating to be in a Trader Joe's while looking at.
A Whole Foods Hotti.
You seemed shy, but I saw you sneak in the peak by the snack aisle. Someone wanted to taste of that good old cookie butter. When we both got to the register, I made the first move and asked if you wanted to be a gentleman and pay for my groceries, that if you start with gentlemen and y my gentlemanhood.
I actually work.
You seemed confused, so instead I just kissed your neck and wrote down my number on your receipt.
I thought you were cute.
Reggie, got your good good come and get it assigned.
Reginagie, she's the whole food to.
This next misconnection is titled the One who Got Away on eight wheels Man for Woman twenty nine skating fund zone.
I saw you on Tuesday for glows skate Night. Yeah. Man, what party am I right back in the day.
No, they still are jose They have like adult skate night and people go.
Hard like it is intimidating people.
She means her it's a doll nine because I said so has had stories from every single location on the misconnections, the liquor store, the Trader Joe's, and now skating.
I was just looking for, wasn't there. I'm just saying it's.
Funny because the next thing that he writes is that's the place where all.
The action is at. A little bit about me.
I grew up in the area and was homeschools for a long time. Then instead of going to community college, I came to the rink.
Every day.
Now I work here part time and I haven't looked back since. But enough about me. I think you said your name was Italia or Yulia. Hard to hear because when I asked you, I was kind of hot dog in it with one of my skates up in the air almost as high as my belt buckle.
Wow, that's actually impressive.
You were looking good, tall yellow socks, green windbreaker.
I had my eye on you.
It is probably because you were the only one I knew for sure was over eighteen kate parentheses JK dot dot dot, although a little no JK.
Yeah, but at least he's checking. Yeah.
I told my boss Leo about you, and he said I should ask you to play some misspac Man lolol.
He's such a fossil. Oh that's not cool. I guess not. I'm more of a rule breaker.
That's why I had the girl at Concessions make you a graveyard on the house.
That was me. It was you didn't even have to pay for it.
If you see this, tell me what color my Quicksilver T shirt was. No hints otherwise Leo gets involved and we both don't want that. L O l O l O l.
I that signed Jacob Skate Ninja number four. Wait, there's three others. He's only the fourth.
Best wall And apparently those were your Craigslist misconnections for the week.
We got your phone tap coming up right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
