Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!

Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter…but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors. 

Brooke &amp; Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter&hellip;but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.&nbsp;

Brooke & Jeffrey In The Morning official podcast. Phone taps, 2nd Date Updates, Awkward Tuesday Phone Calls, Masked Speaker...it's all here. Connect with the show on socials @BrookeandJeffrey

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Loser Line (9/21/26)

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It's time to start working on our group Halloween costume! But Brooke already has some... "ideas" that she thinks we'll love! Let us know what you think!

It's time to start working on our group Halloween costume! But Brooke already has some... "ideas" that she thinks we'll love! Let us know what you think!

Brooke's Weird 2026 Halloween Costume Ideas

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Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up to dive with sharks on her exotic vacation coming up. But she’s about to learn when you leave the continental US, there’s a small chance the company you book with might not be all that credible! 

Today&rsquo;s Phone Tap victim signed up to dive with sharks on her exotic vacation coming up. But she&rsquo;s about to learn when you leave the continental US, there&rsquo;s a small chance the company you book with might not be all that credible!&nbsp;

Phone Tap: Shout For Shark Dives

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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s “Laser Stories”!

Weird news stories from around the world&hellip; with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn&rsquo;t have to&hellip; it&rsquo;s &ldquo;Laser Stories&rdquo;!

Laser Stories (9/21/26)

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Loser Line (9/21/26)

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